Songs of Skaldens

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Songs of Skaldens

#1 Post by triska » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:41 am

Atvar Andy Composed by Triska

Andy is an Atavar and a very nice one she is too
Listen to this secret keep it between me and you
She doesn't like to be a priestess but likes to be a priest
And eats hardy as any of the men folk when sitting at a feast.
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hums a short melody
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Andy has hair that is red and short
Rosy cheeks to stroke but hmmm hold that thought
Her eyes are dark and shes tall and lean
But under the armours that's hardly seen.
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hums a short melody
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The armours are heavy as she stops with a clang
And if she thumps you be ready to fall with a bang
Her swing is viscous her target only rarely missed
Fireballs follow fast as damn you heard her hissed
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hums a short melody
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She protects her clerics like children in care
Don't mess with one evilly cause shed give you a scare
Andy likes to be alone or socialise with chatter
As long as your not Elven who you are doesn't matter
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hums a short melody
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A few drinks in the pub after a real good fight
Several Dragonbreaths in succession are her delight
She will hic! and slur with the best
Dwarven clerics think its them she tests
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hums a short melody
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Halflings to pinch or pat on the head
DONT touch me remember! is what she said
As on her shoulders she will lift them into the air
Then drops them deliberately into a chair
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hums a short melody
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She likes a good fight and sings a good song
Believe it when she says shell be back afore long
Watch as the armours and weapons she sheds
And sneaks off to find the leader of undeads
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hums a short melody
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Shes back with a glint in her eye
As sacrificed corpses cannot lie
Asral was avenged for what he did to hers
But don't thank for a sermon shell curse
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hums a short melody
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She uses different weapons lots of different tasks
Even when her methods raise some ohh! my ! gasps!
Shes the one shes the only, shes the best
Shes the Atvar of Asral in him is blessed




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The Frog!

#2 Post by triska » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:48 am

'what is fat and green and is never seen
'its sits all day but keeps its sheen
'it smiles up at me as I look down
'and wont come out to wear its crown.
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'Its not a dog its not a horse
'You wont ever guess what it is of course.
'It likes the bottom of the pack
'thinks its a first class type of shack.
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'He isnt wet and slimy as you would think
'As he smiles up and gives a wink
'I wonder what next to do as I look
'The library has no information in a book.
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'Now if he wont come out should I climb in?
'Do you think I'd be told thats a sin
'If I kiss him on the nose
'Perhaps he will wiggle his cute little toes.
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'But if he pops out and I get stuck
'Perhaps that would be my horrible luck
'Maybe hes not a prince that fell in a bog
'But just a critter , you know a FROG!!

I was inspired to write this song because I have a Frog in my backpack who
could not be removed hes kinda cute!
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Re: Songs of Skaldens

#3 Post by krelji » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:21 am

I don't think that the forum is the right place for those songs. Perhaps you should
have a look at the SkaldPages and post them there.
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Re: Songs of Skaldens

#4 Post by triska » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:54 am

I find the wiki not very user friendly to some one with my geeklessness. which is why I do not go and use it.

I do not know how to delete this topic so if its not permissible maybe one of the admin would oblige and do it for me

Thanks
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Re: Songs of Skaldens

#5 Post by Delmon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:57 am

Nice songs. Looks like alot of work was put into it. :)

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Re: Songs of Skaldens

#6 Post by luminier » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:02 am

isn't it avatar?
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