Why do people have their characters 'write' in the same accent they 'speak' with?
You don't write with your spoken accent in real life. Can you imagine what the forums would look like if you did?
Translation: When you come over, just park in the grass. There won't be any room left in the driveway.Wen ya come upth' house, Jes' pahk in th' grass. Ain't gonna be no room in th' dooryahd.
And yes, there really are people who talk that way in my neck of the woods.