Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

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Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#1 Post by Eleassa » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:38 pm

Skragna ponders the situation.

Skragna asks you in Common: Do you mind if I juzsst call you Kel?

Kelawyth says with a Quenyan accent in Common: Only if I can call you Skrag.

Skragna tells you in Common: I AM NOT A ZssCRAG!

Nendre throws his head back and cackles with glee!

Skragna bops you on your head.

Kelawyth says with a Quenyan accent in Common: Hey!

Skragna grimly growls in Common: If I /wazss/ a zsscrag, I'd not be
worried about getting killed up here.

Skragna grimly growls in Common: I'd juzsst regenerate.
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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#2 Post by Skragna » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:59 pm

Well? I am NOT a scrag... yeeesh.

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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#3 Post by luminier » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:54 am

Says the Scrag.
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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#4 Post by Skragna » Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:40 am

I am going to behead the next person who accuses me of being a water-dwelling troll. I am /not/ a scrag. This is the final warning. Skragna =/= Scrag

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#5 Post by fernao » Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:27 am

Ok ok... you dislike water. So you are not a water-dwelling troll but a normal troll? :twisted:
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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#6 Post by Urik » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:14 pm

So skrag, do you think you could help urik with some water goblins under the Amward bridge? They are really a pain in the arse. :wink:
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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#7 Post by luminier » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:16 am

Skragna wrote:I am going to behead the next person who accuses me of being a water-dwelling troll. I am /not/ a scrag. This is the final warning. Skragna =/= Scrag
You're a scrag. Bring it.
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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#8 Post by Skragna » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:20 am

*walks up to Luminier while he's sleeping*
*brains Luminier with a troll statue*
*drags Luminier to the Crossing*
*beheads Luminier*
*places gigantic sword in statue's hand*
*blames it all on troll*

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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#9 Post by luminier » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:22 am

You'd like that, wouldn't you.
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Re: Who says Crusaders don't have a sense of humor...

#10 Post by Skragna » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:31 am

Well, it's either that or convince a dragon to let me use its femur for an axeblade.

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