Skalden Crusader Song

[luminier]

It was brought up and I figured I could write a decent one, I plan to toss it up on the Skalden guild board when I can. What do you guys think? I think all guilds should have a Skalden song, it also might be good for newbies since then they kinda know what each guild is about. I figured a brainstorm would make the song even better, notice I left out elves and half-elves since there is no racial representation in our guild for those two!

Crusaders we are, we fight nasty undeads,
We have large lances to smash in their heads!
We also have big axes, that like to dismember,
We have holy people, big, small, any gender.
Here the song gets passed to the Harks.

We am Crusher tshahark we like to bash
Any Satho party we bound to crash
Lumi promises boar for all who join
This way me need no spend heaps of ... shinies.
Pass to halfling now.

That's the Imperials to you, you big hulk
If'n Crusaderling gets you, you better not sulk.
We fast and jump, use little axe and leather
Naw big chains fur us, we'er light'as a feather.
On'ta the dwarven!

'Ello we tha dwarves be. Ain't be fast
ain't be strong like tha rest o tha cast
But tha beards second ta none
We crack tha jokes and keep Sathos on the run!
Now for those dern Boreal folk.

Yes Humans finally, we started this whole thing,
The Legendary Seneca he made all evil's bells ring!
Together now!
Crusaders we are, we fight fight fight!
Time to put an end to this godforsaken Blight!

[lanyara]

it also might be good for newbies since then they kinda know what each guild is about.

That's a pretty nice reason alone.

[ganandorf]

A skalden song of all the major guilds might be useful actually, It'd make sense too that the skalds would be singing about something like that.

Though im too uncreative and unoriginal to think of what theyd be

[lanyara]

Though im too uncreative and unoriginal to think of what theyd be

We want a satho song!

[Abharsair]

Though im too uncreative and unoriginal to think of what theyd be

We want a satho song!

I got the ideal one. Sung to the tune of In the Navy:

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Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn miracle theosophy
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to die
Play with Crusaders and make them cry
Study necromancy
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the Sathos
Yes, you'll smell worse than rotten cheese
In the Sathos
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Sathos
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the Sathos, in the Sathos
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Sathos
Come on, protect the motherland
In the Sathos
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Sathos
Come on people, and make a stand
In the Sathos, in the Sathos, in the Sathos (in the Sathos)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new clerics fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good guild
Waiting for you to get killed

In the Sathos
Yes, you'll smell worse than rotten cheese
In the Sathos
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Sathos
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the Sathos, in the Sathos
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Sathos
Come on, protect the motherland
In the Sathos
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Sathos
Come on people, and make a stand
In the Sathos, in the Sathos, in the Sathos (in the Sathos)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but but I'm afraid of dying.
Hey, hey look
Man, I wet my pants even searching herbs!

They want you, they want you in the Sathos

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in Asador?

They want you, they want you in the Sathos

[ganandorf]

I wholeheartedly approve of abh's submission. Anything else just would not do us justice.

[lanyara]

lol

[luminier]

Abha this is twice now you've showed me up with a superior post. *bows*

[Urlyth]

I got the ideal one. Sung to the tune of In the Navy

Yer makes yerself a skalen character and submit it fer yer promotion ter cabin boy!