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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#61 Post by tanriel » Sun May 08, 2011 7:18 pm

// Some names are great!!!

Apr 2011

Owena[elf] nods to you.
Owena[elf] chirps in Common: I am waiting for Lightning.
You slightly scratch your head.
Owena[elf] chirps in Common: The person.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#62 Post by tanriel » Sun May 08, 2011 7:19 pm

Apr 2011

// Here Tanriel gets a lesson about the squirrel race.

Owena[elf] chirps in Common: There are small squirrels, medium-sized
squirrels, and giant squirrels.
Owena[elf] shrugs.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#63 Post by tanriel » Sun May 08, 2011 7:19 pm

Apr 2011

Dax[elf] says in Common: Ghosts give me the willies.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#64 Post by Malleus » Tue May 10, 2011 6:38 pm

Judge Takes A Bath!!!


You ponder the situation.
You deeply grumble in Common: Malleus has problem does.
>Tanriel asks you in Common: With your tail?
Tanriel tells Selaina in Common: Inspect.
Tanriel nods firmly.
You shake your head in disagreement to Tanriel.
>Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Ah...
Selaina picks up your tail.
Tanriel nods understandingly to you.
Tanriel shakes his head in disagreement to Selaina.
Selaina inspects it anyways.
Tanriel tells Selaina in Common: Not problem with tail.
Tanriel giggles happily.
You deeply grumble in Common: Selaina is dry!!
Malleus saunders over to Selaina and uses one arm to hoist her up, platemail and all.
Malleus walks over to the fountain and looks at it.
Malleus says: Selaina need bath does.
Malleus holds Selaina over the fountain, cackles gleefully, and then lets go.
Tanriel laughs.
Mogwai throws his head back and cackles with glee!
You cackle gleefully.
>Selaina peers intently at you.
>Selaina studies you carefully.
Tanriel comforts Selaina.
snicker
You snicker.
>Tanriel tries to look thoughtful.
Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: zsselly laina cute when all wet izss! angry izss!

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#65 Post by Skeltim » Tue May 10, 2011 7:01 pm

*in a locked Naarvedian room, a blind Skeltima still attempting to
disguise as male holds a conversation in an attempt to cheer someone up,
winding up with a small, fun, quotable part*

You say rapidly in Common: 'm fairly certain I ate elven ears by the dozen...
You frown deeply. Is something wrong?

Anari[female elf] ponders the situation.
Anari[female elf] sings in Common: if things keep up this way soon I'll
be outcast.

You nod thoughtfully.

You emote: Skeltim stretches out his right hand towards Anari[female
elf]'s face.

Anari[female elf] approaches Skeltim's hand.
Anari[female elf] nibbles on Skeltim's hand furiously.

You ponder the situation.

You say rapidly in Common: My hand feels wet.
Anari[female elf] sings in Common: a hungry horse entered the room.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#66 Post by tanriel » Sun May 15, 2011 3:21 am

_____________________________________________________________________
Some time in 2010 I think ...

Dapan[human] yells in Common: My name is Macdoddle
Finnle[halfling] says childishly in Common: Okay!
Finnle[halfling] says childishly in Common: And my name is Mcdiddle.

_____________________________________________________________________

Apr 2011

<Forest Children> You: Redefine stealth!
<Forest Children> You: A sneaking tshahark...
<Forest Children> Yaku[tshahark]: i just have to hide behind bigger trees.


_____________________________________________________________________

May 2011 - Kian at the ball of Elvandar, displaying his
charming personality to everyone:

Kian[human] watches everyone with a blank stare.
_____________________________________________________________________

Seven bone javelins. // The javelins are on the ground.

[...]

You talk quietly in Common: How many javelins do they have?
Arthur[human] says quietly in Common: Too many
Skragna[tshahark] grimly growls in Common: More san I can count, for zssure.
You chuckle politely.
_____________________________________________________________________

You talk quietly in Common: Where is the frog?
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Drinking tea with the toad.
Hmmmmm.
You talk quietly in Common: Where is the toad?
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Drinking tea with the frog.
Rudolpho[elf] rolls his eyes in exasperation.
You sigh deeply.
_____________________________________________________________________

Rudolpho[elf]'s pink squirrel puppet shakes its bushy tail at Felicity[elf].
Felicity[elf]'s eyes follow the puppet.
You tell Akulli[human] in Common: Squirrels have a bushy tail...
Rudolpho[elf]'s pink squirrel puppet gives Felicity[elf] a hug.
Felicity[elf] giggles.
Felicity[elf]'s eyes follow the puppet.
Felicity[elf]'s eyes narrow.
Rudolpho[elf]'s pink squirrel puppet dances a happy little jig.
Felicity[elf] charges at the puppet playfully.
Rudolpho[elf] goes ack!
Felicity[elf] growls happily.
Rudolpho[elf] hides his pink squirrel puppet behind his back.
Felicity[elf] runs around Rudolpho[elf].
Rudolpho[elf] peers intently.
Rudolpho[elf] removes a puppet.
Rudolpho[elf] puts a pink squirrel puppet into his backpack.
Felicity[elf] pouts cutely.
You slightly scratch your head.
Felicity[elf] sits down to rest a while.
Rudolpho[elf] peers at you then Felicity[elf].
Felicity[elf] smiles innocently at Rudolpho[elf].

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#67 Post by Zehren » Sun May 15, 2011 9:44 am

Tanriel[male elf] sighs deeply.
Tanriel[male elf] goes hmmmm..
Tanriel[male elf] asks you in Common: Does eating cheese make someone
cleverer?
You tell Tanriel[male elf] in Common: Yes.
You emote: Zehren pats his belly.
You speak eagerly in Common: This is a brain.
Tanriel[male elf] laughs.





*after Zehren displays some faulty math, namely seven and a halfing of 27 silver coins*

Lachtli[male human] tells you in Common: It's fine. It was never
intended for you to follow through.
Lachtli[male human] grins.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: I also urged and warned
you not to.
The water in the fountain bubbles loudly.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: Let the record show.
You tell Lachtli[male human] in Common: Now folk need to pay more taxes, and
it is _your fault_.
You peer intently.
Lachtli[male human] chuckles.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: Ah, yes, then there's
that, isn't there?
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: I don't think mortals
were meant to seven and a half things. That is surely the realm of the
gods.

A beam of sunshine breaks through the clouds. Some wind blows from
the south.

You speak eagerly in Common: Gods and accounting clerks.
You grin.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: I think the latter there,
are demons.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: So same thing.
You laugh.
Lachtli[male human] winks.
You speak eagerly in Common: I aspire to erase all accounts of all
accounting clerks.
Lachtli[male human] chuckles amusedly.
You speak eagerly in Common: Thus, I will be the anti-accounter.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: To make them clerks of
yore?
You speak eagerly in Common: No, to make me an anti-accounter, opposite of
demon, and thus, a god.
You grin.
Lachtli[male human] chuckles amusedly.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: Oh, my mistake.
You speak eagerly in Common: 'Twas a mistake of yore already.
You grin.
Lachtli[male human] chuckles amusedly.
Lachtli[male human] remarks evenly in Common: Stop.
Kelawyth[male half-elf] shakes his head.
Kelawyth[male half-elf] drinks water from the fountain.
You speak eagerly in Common: You began.
Kelawyth[male half-elf] leaves north.
You speak eagerly in Common: By seven and a halfling.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#68 Post by Skragna » Mon May 16, 2011 10:15 pm

>Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: I can do this...
Snowflakes start to whip around Veriya[female human]. After a few
moments, nothing is left but a sparkling blue glow surrounding her.
Veriya[female human] gets 0.
Veriya[female human] walks out eastdown.
The pair of bone greaves is burning.
The platemail is burning.
The longsword is burning.
The longsword burnt to ashes.
The shortsword is burning.
The shortsword burnt to ashes.
The shortsword is burning.
The shortsword burnt to ashes.
ghost of Veriya[female human] drifts around from eastdown.
ghost of Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: Okay, no I
cant
<OOC>: ghost of Veriya[female human]: rofl
l ed
As you look into this direction you see:

[eastdown]
The entrance of the Shaolin temple.
There seems to be no one.
>l
The ground of this large hall consists of gray stone, probably smoothed
granite, while the walls are covered with various colourful paintings. Five
cyclopean columns support the ceiling which is made of white marble and
shaped like a dome, a fountain in the sits in the center of the hall.
There are some lit candles at the walls. Eight of the twelve candles are
lit.
A closed small iron fence leads northwest.
There is one obvious exit: eastdown.
Two bloodstained letters, many bone crossbows, a bone platemail (burning), a
huge heap of crossbow bolts and a pair of bone greaves (burning).
Lee[male human], Lorrel[female elf] and a ghost of Veriya[female human].
>The pair of bone greaves is burning.
The platemail is burning.
emote stares at #veriya# wordlessly.
You emote: Skragna stares at ghost of Veriya[female human] wordlessly.
><OOC>: ghost of Veriya[female human]: apparently picking up 11
burning objects at once is a terrible idea
Lorrel[female elf] sweetly says in Common: First isn't something you
mess with.
<OOC>: ghost of Veriya[female human]: whodathunk:D




*less than a half-hour later*


You grimly growl in Common: You know you want to see what the Wargod
thinks.
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>Veriya[female human] gives you a bearded axe.
l
The ground of this large hall consists of gray stone, probably smoothed
granite, while the walls are covered with various colourful paintings. Five
cyclopean columns support the ceiling which is made of white marble and
shaped like a dome, a fountain in the sits in the center of the hall.
There are some lit candles at the walls. Eight of the twelve candles are
lit.
A closed small iron fence leads northwest.
There is one obvious exit: eastdown.
A corpse of Veriya, a pair of thick leather trousers and a small leather
backpack.
Lee[male human], Lorrel[female elf] and Veriya[female human].
>slide great-ax into belt
slide bearded axe into belt 2
You do not have a 'great-ax'.
>You slide your bearded axe into your sheath of your wide leather belt (with
one sheath attached to it).
>l
The ground of this large hall consists of gray stone, probably smoothed
granite, while the walls are covered with various colourful paintings. Five
cyclopean columns support the ceiling which is made of white marble and
shaped like a dome, a fountain in the sits in the center of the hall.
There are some lit candles at the walls. Eight of the twelve candles are
lit.
A closed small iron fence leads northwest.
There is one obvious exit: eastdown.
A corpse of Veriya, a pair of thick leather trousers and a small leather
backpack.
Lee[male human], Lorrel[female elf] and Veriya[female human].
>As the corpse of Veriya rapidly decays, an axe-shaped necklace, a
black light chainmail, a black robe, a cloudy potion with a label on it,
many copper coins, a gleaming mithril chaincoif, a golden ring with a small
black white-banded onyx, a green potion with a label on it, a left black
chain gauntlet, two lightyellow potions, a nearly empty blood vial, a pair
of black light chain-leggings, a plain white spear, a right black chain
gauntlet, a runic ring with a large brilliant green jewel, a shovel, a
silver bracelet with a small purple shimmering amethyst, a steel bolt and
two vials appears from it.
say Just lop it off and toss it into the pit.
You grimly growl in Common: Just lop it off and toss it into the pit.
>l
Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: If ya didn't kill it, as
a priest?
The ground of this large hall consists of gray stone, probably smoothed
granite, while the walls are covered with various colourful paintings. Five
cyclopean columns support the ceiling which is made of white marble and
shaped like a dome, a fountain in the sits in the center of the hall.
There are some lit candles at the walls. Eight of the twelve candles are
lit.
A closed small iron fence leads northwest.
There is one obvious exit: eastdown.
An axe-shaped necklace, a black light chainmail, a black robe, a cloudy
potion with a label on it, many copper coins, a decayed remains of Veriya, a
gleaming mithril chaincoif, a golden ring with a small black white-banded
onyx, a green potion with a label on it, a left black chain gauntlet, two
lightyellow potions, a nearly empty blood vial, a pair of black light
chain-leggings, a pair of thick leather trousers, a plain white spear, a
right black chain gauntlet, a runic ring with a large brilliant green jewel,
a shovel, a silver bracelet with a small purple shimmering amethyst, a small
leather backpack, a steel bolt and two vials.
Lee[male human], Lorrel[female elf] and Veriya[female human].
>Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: He'll smite ya
Veriya[female human] nods firmly.
tell veriya You /did/ kill yourself.
You tell Veriya[female human] in Common: You /did/ kill yourself.
>Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: True..
Veriya[female human] ponders the situation.
Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: Damn you
grin
You grin.
>The decayed remains of Veriya rapidly decays.
draw axe from belt
You draw your large heavy great-ax from the sheath of your wide leather belt
(with one sheath attached to it).
>unwield axe
You unwield the great-ax.
>Veriya[female human] states calmly in Common: Too late.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#69 Post by Eluriel » Tue May 17, 2011 9:42 pm

It's Night.
Here in the middle of a small clearing merge two solid roads. The main road
continues to the southeast towards a large grass plain, and to the
northwest it leads deeper into the surrounding forest. The other road,
basically only a narrow path, starts to the north. To the west begins the
slope of a small hill, which has a ruin on its top. A road sign has been
erected here and a large stone building stands south near the roadside.
Another small building stands to the southwest.
The entrance of the southern building is torch-lit. The torch is lit.
You see some deep drag marks leading up to the rusting bronze furnace,
and away from the buildings in the south.
There are five obvious exits: north[r], southeast[r], south, southwest,
northwest[r].
A rusting bronze furnace and a sparkling white tree.
Rudolpho (holding a rope) is resting here (sharpening a weapon) and a
gray-skinned black-haired female orc (bound with a rope).
> Slightly faded and deep tracks of a horse leading southeast, coming from north.
Rudolpho smiles faintly.
The gray-skinned black-haired female orc says: Shurk Gulk big
gruul!
You say in Common: Oh dear.
You snicker.

Tanriel tells Matusalem in Common: How did you arrive here!
Matusalem grumbles hoarsely in Common: I took the stairs.
Matusalem grunts.

Song tells Tanriel in Common: I should hire you to take me sightseeing.
You keep talking about all these interesting-sounding places.
Song says in Common: Though I'm not sure any place with deathpriests is
a place I want to see.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Hire me?
Song tells Tanriel in Common: It's this institution in which I pay you
money for services rendered. It's a common practice in some places.
Tanriel tells Song in Common: Oh, I know what that means... like the
clerics of Asral who can be hired to fight for other groups...
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Or ... Yanna.
Song says in Common: Not like Yanna. I'm not hiring you like
Yanna.

Tanriel talks quietly in Common: I was unconscious... a lightning
pierced my head....
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Since that day I am feeling
strange.
[That explains it... ;)]

Tanriel tells you in Common: Did you have a look at Milla's shop
yet by the way?
You nod.
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: None to your liking so far?
You shrug.
You say in Common: I'm not all that fond of dressing up.
Tanriel tells you in Common: Akulli said almost the same thing
too...
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Well.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: All I know is that if Rudolpho will
wear a gown then I will wear one as well.
Tanriel nods firmly.
You snicker.
You say in Common: Well, perhaps I would go for that sight.
Tanriel nods happily.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Perhaps the old Rudolpho shows
up...
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
You say in Common: Unless he intends to go nude...
Hmmmmm.
Tanriel giggles happily.

Song says in Common: Hm. Do you have any other suggestions for
building strength?
Tanriel ponders the situation.
Esme giggles.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: I am not sure...
Song says in Common: I've taken up mining, mostly to fuel my interest
in gemcutting.
Tanriel mischievously ponders the situation.
Tanriel tells Song in Common: Carrying ladies perhaps.
You snicker.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Especially the chubbier ones...
Song looks at you.
Song frowns.
Tanriel laughs.
Song says in Common: Thin.
Song looks at Esme.
Song says in Common: Thin.
Song looks at Pinkie.
Tanriel peers intently.
You snicker.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: This is a horse...
Song grins.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: It could carry all of us!
Song says in Common: Dream big, I say.

Kian says in Common: So THIS is what happens in elvandar.
Kian says in Common: I've been missing this all for so long?

Lachtli asks Song in Common: How did your spar go?
Song tells Lachtli in Common: Better than I thought. She only greatly
trounced me. I stood my ground for several moments. Seconds, at least.
Lachtli nods thoughtfully.
Lachtli tells Song in Common: Job well done then.
Song smiles softly.
Valentine tells Lachtli in Common: Went eazssy on him did.
Valentine nods happily.
Lachtli chuckles.
Lachtli tells Valentine in Common: How nice of you to.
Valentine nods.
Song says in Common: Oi.
Valentine hisses in Common: only kneed, and elbowed once!
Lachtli chuckles slightly.
Valentine hisses in Common: se knee wazss to se groin sough...
Song shudders.
Valentine hisses in Common: and..wazssn't aiming at hizss head!
You snicker.
Lachtli smirks.
Valentine tries to comfort Song.
Valentine tells Song in Common: If you no make babiezss...sizss one
knowzss why!
Valentine smirks.
Song frowns.
Valentine comforts Song.
Lachtli tells Valentine in Common: Very clever, aren't you?
Song says in Common: I'm in no hurry, but my parents are pushing for
grandchildren.
Valentine shrugs helplessly at Song.
Valentine tells Lachtli in Common: Only if you zssee it sat way.
Valentine shrugs.
Lachtli tells Valentine in Common: You shouldn't base your opinion of
yourself on how I see it.
Lachtli winks at Valentine.
Tanriel ponders the situation.
Song tells Lachtli in Common: Clever? I'm trying to locate a plate
codpiece. That happens to me way too often.
You grin.
Tanriel asks Song in Common: Your parents are pushing for...
uhm....
Tanriel blinks.
Valentine hisses in Common: sizss onezss parentzss want
grandchildren..
Song says in Common: A spiked, plate codpiece.
Valentine hisses in Common: not going to happen.
Lachtli chuckles.
Valentine hisses in Common: ever.
Song tells Tanriel in Common: Babies.
Song tells Tanriel in Common: Offspring.
Song tells Tanriel in Common: Progeny.
Valentine tells Tanriel in Common: Cabbagezss!
Tanriel asks Song in Common: Squirrels?
You raise an eyebrow.
Song tells Tanriel in Common: Some of these things are not like the
others.
Valentine hisses in Common: wait....babiezss /do/ come from cabbage
patchezss...right?
Tanriel nods seriously to Valentine.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Baby cabbage do.
Tanriel tells Valentine in Common: But you must yell at the
cabbage.
Valentine looks very confused.
Valentine hisses in Common: too many anzsswerzss!
Song says in Common: Baby cabbage...
Song chuckles.
Hmmmmm.
Tanriel tells Valentine in Common: Don't worry too much... if you see
anything resembling a cabbage, just yell at it.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Exception when on a plate or
sandwich. Or perhaps in a bowl.
Valentine starts to yell at Tanriel.
You snicker.
Song laughs.
Valentine tells Tanriel in Common: YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BAD!
Valentine nods.
Lachtli looks at Tanriel.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Must have been a poor crop.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: That year.
You grin.
Valentine grins.

Tanriel talks quietly in Common: You can't just walk the roads of
Elvandar with a badger on a leash, Rudolpho...

Selaina tells Archer in Common: Are you coming?
Tanriel looks at Archer.
Tanriel ponders the situation.
Archer nods happily.
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Yay!
Tanriel smiles slightly at Archer.
Selaina hugs Archer.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Great!
Archer glares at Selaina.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: One halfling!
Selaina gives a slice of hazelnut cream cake to Archer.
Archer peers angrily.
Archer eats a slice of hazelnut cream cake.
Archer smiles happily.
Archer nods happily.
Tanriel laughs.
You grin.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: He can be angry and still eat
cake.
You snicker.
Selaina tells Tanriel in Common: And then he is happy!

Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: I don't drink often, but when I do,
it's lots.
You snicker.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#70 Post by Zehren » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:13 am

Tea house in Elvandar:


The kind-faced slender female elf cuts a hearty slice of cake for a
kind-faced woman.
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#71 Post by Cuetlachtli » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:21 am

On eating fish raw vs. cooked:
Zehren speaks eagerly in Common: You cook the fish, you get
fish-tasting water and fish which doesn't taste like fish any more.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: You can't just walk the roads of
Elvandar with a badger on a leash, Rudolpho...
Some Elves are just lacking in common sense, aren't they?
:roll:

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#72 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:31 am

Rudolpho was quite a unique character.

15.05.2011

// Rudolpho talking about how he brought the squirrels to Elvandar:

Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: I merely tapped them gently on
the head before gingerly slipping the leashes around their bodies.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#73 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:33 am

27.06.2011:

You tell Archer[halfling] in Common: You mean that other elf?
You talk quietly in Common: Ok ok!
Archer[halfling] shakes his head in disagreement.
Archer[halfling] points at you.
You talk quietly in Common: Your spear...
You start to sharpen the short hunting spear with your bluish-gray
whetstone.
Archer[halfling] crosses his arms.
Archer[halfling] points at you.
Archer[halfling] scowls at you. ...
You talk quietly in Common: Yes, yes, I sharpen it...
Archer[halfling] nods.
You improve the sharpness of your short hunting spear.
Lili[half-elf] tells Sharpe[elf] in Common: You.. want me to sing it here..
with all these people?
Sharpe[elf] goes hmmmm.
Lili[half-elf] looks around nervously at the crowds.
Sharpe[elf] says in Common: You don't have to if you don't want to.
You improve the sharpness of your short hunting spear.
Lili[half-elf] pokes Sharpe[elf] in the ribs.
You talk quietly in Common: I have a better idea!
You improve the sharpness of your short hunting spear.
Sharpe[elf] tries to tickle Lili[half-elf].
You talk quietly in Common: We find a shaggy bear and Akulli will toss it
around here!
You improve the sharpness of your short hunting spear.
Akulli[human] says softly in Common: I do not wrestle bears already.
Hmmmmm.
You stop sharpening your weapon.
You point at Akulli[human].
Archer[halfling] raises his hand.
You tell Akulli[human] in Common: But you did!
Archer[halfling] points at himself.
Archer[halfling] holds his arms out.
<Forest Children> Archer[halfling]: im a bear in disguise
<Forest Children> Archer[halfling]: toss me!

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#74 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:34 am

27.06.2011:

Sharpe[elf] tells Lili[half-elf] in Common: There is always a first.
Sharpe[elf] nods happily.
You talk quietly in Common: A first?
Lili[half-elf] tells Sharpe[elf] in Common: I dont think it was a friendly
one.
You talk quietly in Common: It depends. Tshaharks may start at third, or
eight, because they can not count.
Sharpe[elf] nods thoughtfully to you.
You talk quietly in Common: But Skragna almost counted from three to five
just a minute or two ago...
Lili[half-elf] ponders the situation.
Sharpe[elf] says in Common: I bet four was insulted.
Lili[half-elf] laughs.

// But it still gets better.

You tell Sharpe[elf] in Common: A bit, yes.
You ask Sharpe[elf] in Common: You know what happens when Skragna can count
from one up to five?
Sharpe[elf] tells you in Common: The end of the world?
You talk quietly in Common: No...
Sharpe[elf] says in Common: That's good.
You tell Sharpe[elf] in Common: He will be Lord Marshall.

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#75 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:35 am

Jun 2011:

// Best court case ever. What got me to tears was the phrase "I
// shall simply avoid noticing the mutant in the future."

// MUTANT! MUTANT ELVES!!!!
//
// <3

// So here goes:

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Veriya wrote:

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A feral elf thing annoyed me enough to shock it and sock it in the jaw.
The first blow was not withheld, so the charge can be considered
attempted murder if it so pleases the court. These feral elves herald
foul times, however, so I warn any reading this against supporting
such foolishness as attempting to integrate them.

No excuses are being made, had I not considered twice after shocking,
the elf would likely be dead. I cannot explain the irksome nature of
the creature that makes me wish it dead, so I shall simply avoid
noticing the mutant in the future.

Upon the mercy of the court, I plead guilty to Assault.
I will contest any charges of attempted murder.

Veriya Jerai

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#76 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:35 am

03.07.2011:

Dax[elf] tells Andy[human] in Common: Go buy us some booze.
You tell Dax[elf] in Common: Andy has given up on that.
Dax[elf] says in Common: Lets get drunk in public, in the square.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh...
You ask Dax[elf] in Common: If you are drunk, can you still juggle?
Dax[elf] says in Common: I am even better.
You chuckle politely.
Dax[elf] says in Common: When I am sober, I juggle nine balls. When
I am drunk, I can juggle eighteen. I swear.
You talk quietly in Common: I see.

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#77 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:36 am

09.07.2011:

Bel[elf], Esme[half-elf], Grievs[elf] is resting here, Li[horse],
Lili[half-elf], Pinkie[horse], Saba[tshahark] is resting here, Sharpe[elf],
a square-jawed well-muscled male halfling is resting here and a thin-armed
adolescent male elf.
Grievs[elf] shakes his head in disagreement to Sharpe[elf].
You ponder the situation.
Sharpe[elf] casually rests his hand on the hilt of his rapier.
You stop leading Li[horse].
The square-jawed well-muscled male halfling gets a white rose from his
jacket.
The square-jawed well-muscled male halfling looks at the white rose.
Sharpe[elf] tells Lili[half-elf] in Common: I did.
You tell Lili[half-elf] in Common: Cory took it to Elvandar.
The square-jawed well-muscled male halfling offers the white rose to Lili[half-elf] for free.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh.
Lili[half-elf] rejects the offer.
Sharpe[elf] says in Common: I left go of the reins though
Lili[half-elf] starts to lead Li[horse].
The square-jawed well-muscled male halfling offers the white rose to Lili[half-elf] for free.
The square-jawed well-muscled male halfling gives the white rose to
Lili[half-elf].
You talk quietly in Common: Well, I saw Cory lead it near the nibbler hut at
least.
Lili[half-elf] nods.
<OOC>: Lili[half-elf]: think i tried to lead the flower
Lili[half-elf] looks at the square-jawed well-muscled male halfling.
<OOC>: The square-jawed well-muscled male halfling: I tried to eat a table once.
<OOC>: Lili[half-elf]: haha
<OOC>: Sharpe[elf]: heh

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#78 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:37 am

14.07.2011

<Forest Children> You: Good night. Be nice to squirrels!
<Forest Children> Lili[half-elf]: be well
<Forest Children> Archer[halfling]: bye tantan
<Forest Children> You: Oh.
<Forest Children> Lili[half-elf]: tan tan!

// Getting rid of some extra nuts in the inn.

You put eleven chestnuts onto table.

<Forest Children> You: I have some nuts on the table in the inn...
<Forest Children> You: Spread this to the squirrels so they can go to the
inn.
<Forest Children> Lili[half-elf]: nuts dont belong on the table

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#79 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:38 am

// Don't remember the exact date. Rudolpho was on his mission
// to tie up squirrels back then ...

Rudy[elf] gets a glass cup of dark black tea, a glass cup of herbal green
tea, a glass cup of light pink tea, two glass cups of spiced golden tea and
a glass cup of warm chamomile tea.

Rudy[elf] gives a glass cup of light pink tea to a small quick female
squirrel.
Rudy[elf] gives a glass cup of spiced golden tea to a small quick male
squirrel.
Rudy[elf] gives a glass cup of warm chamomile tea to a small quick female
squirrel.
Rudy[elf] gives a glass cup of herbal green tea to a small quick female
squirrel.
Rudy[elf] gives a glass cup of spiced golden tea to a small quick female
squirrel.
Rudy[elf] gives a glass cup of dark black tea to a small quick male
squirrel.
You tell Devi[elf] in Common: That would be the simplest solution. I'll
order it when ...
You frown. Is something wrong?
Skeltim[halfling] looks at the small quick female squirrel.
Skeltim[halfling] looks at the small quick male squirrel.
Skeltim[halfling] looks at the small quick female squirrel.
Skeltim[halfling] looks at the small quick female squirrel.
Skeltim[halfling] looks at the small quick female squirrel.
Skeltim[halfling] looks at the small quick male squirrel.
You tell Rudy[elf] in Common: You!
Skeltim[halfling] kisses the small quick female squirrel.
Rudy[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Me?
You tell Rudy[elf] in Common: What are you doing!!!
Devi[elf] tells Rudy[elf] in Common: This may be considered some sort of
abuse.
Devi[elf] nods gravely to Rudy[elf].
Rudy[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Abuse? Giving squirrels tea?
Rudy[elf] pats the small quick female squirrel on the head.
Skeltim[halfling] agrees with Rudy[elf].
You sigh annoyedly.
Felicity[elf] giggles childishly.
You tell Rudy[elf] in Common: You are nuts.
Skeltim[halfling] says rapidly in Common: A tasty treat they seldom acquire
otherwise.
Rudy[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Oh... I forgot the nuts.
Skeltim[halfling] giggles happily.
Rudy[elf] calmly remarks in Common: What's a Squirrel Tea Party without
nuts?
Skeltim[halfling] tells Rudy[elf] in Common: Use Tanriel's.
Skeltim[halfling] nods happily.

> l at trousers

A pair of strong leather trousers. On some locations the leather got
enforced with even more leather, obviously to resist even the strongest
trials.
There is a small mark set into it.
It is in a fine condition.
The left pocket contains a tiny colourful neuter butterfly.
The right pocket of the trousers is empty.
The small left leg sheath for knives is empty.
The small right leg sheath for knives is empty.

You talk quietly in Common: I only have a butterfly left... and it won't
leave anymore...

// It is really not so easy to get rid of the butterfly.
// Try it if you do not believe it!

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#80 Post by tanriel » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:39 am

21.07.2011

// Not so funny for others, but hey ... Archer is scared by
// Delmon so he needs to be reassured that Delmon is no threat.

<Forest Children> Archer[halfling]: hes got a spider on his face and
its scary.
<Forest Children> You: That's good. Now I know where to aim.

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