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Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby lanyara » Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:06 pm

There. So that I can find it later when I have collected enough worthwhile to post ...

(Thread should be about amusing or fun moments and so on. In-Game though, so not entirely sure if this is the ideal place to post, if not I guess it should be moved. And someone make it sticky if others use it please!)
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:34 pm

lanyara wrote:There. So that I can find it later when I have collected enough worthwhile to post ...

(Thread should be about amusing or fun moments and so on. In-Game though, so not entirely sure if this is the ideal place to post, if not I guess it should be moved. And someone make it sticky if others use it please!)



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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Skeltim » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:22 pm

Gerrit[male halfling] says in Common: I won't sell you Gerrit[male
halfling] (pulling a simple wooden fish cart)!

Bugger :roll:

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby lanyara » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:33 pm

lol
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Skragna » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:29 pm

Skragna ponders the situation.

Skragna asks you in Common: Do you mind if I juzsst call you Kel?

Kelawyth says with a Quenyan accent in Common: Only if I can call you Skrag.

Skragna tells you in Common: I AM NOT A ZssCRAG!

Nendre throws his head back and cackles with glee!

Skragna bops you on your head.

Kelawyth says with a Quenyan accent in Common: Hey!

Skragna grimly growls in Common: If I /wazss/ a zsscrag, I'd not be
worried about getting killed up here.

Skragna grimly growls in Common: I'd juzsst regenerate.



It's from Kelawyth's perspective, but it's one of the funniest I've EVER seen.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Desiderea » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:28 pm

Some older quotes...

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: Anything is a shield.
Damanta quietly says in Common: I'm not.
Mogwai throws his head back and cackles with glee!
Damanta quietly says in Common: Well, at least not a good one.

You hear something climbing through the trees above you, arriving from
north.
Matusalem screams loudly!
Matusalem falls down from the tree. You hear a sickening crunch as he hits
the ground.
Matusalem grumbles hoarsely in Common: I meant to do that.
Matusalem stands up.

(Okay, this was just funny because he was a dwarf...)
Krulud says gruffly in Common: off to work I go
Krulud studies the shovel carefully.
Krulud whistles.
Krulud stomps out east.

[Newbie-Line] Walken: ok i found a right hand... is that gunna wig
people out if i carry it around?
[Newbie-Line] Andy[H]: Probably not--if you don't eat it.
[Newbie-Line] Walken: hehe good to know
[Newbie-Line] Andy[H]: different people might react differently
though
[Newbie-Line] The gruesome masked human[H]: Body parts will eventually
decay, and some enjoy the smell...
[Newbie-Line] Anonymous[H]: Think about what would happen if you
randomly carried around some creatures hand in real life, some would be
like, "Oh cool", and others, "wtf"?
[Newbie-Line] Walken: yikes

Damanta goes hmmmm.
Matusalem goes hmmmm.
Damanta goes hmmmm.
Matusalem goes hmmmm.
Damanta goes HMMMM.
Matusalem flails his arms about.
Matusalem shouts in Common: Hmmmmm!

A small, relatively simple bedroom which looks as if it is reserved only
for guests. A small plain bed stands against one wall and a small chest
lies at the bottom of it. Otherwise, the room is completely void of
decoration.
There is one obvious exit: west.
Two red black-spotted neuter ladybird corpses.
Matusalem.
Matusalem looks at the bed.
Matusalem snickers.
Matusalem climbs up onto the bed and starts jumping up and down on it.
You emote: Desiderea blinks innocently.
Matusalem stops jumping.
Matusalem grumbles hoarsely in Common: Sorry.
Matusalem climbs down off the bed.
Matusalem shuffles his feet.
You giggle.

Teek mentions in Common: Watch this.
Teek winks at you.
Teek starts to juggle with three throwing daggers.
Teek makes a mistake and all his items fall to the ground.
Teek nimbly managed to avoid a throwing dagger falling on him.
Teek goes ack!
Teek gets three throwing daggers.
You say quietly in Common: Ooh...
>Teek mentions in Common: Don't watch that, no!

Szeven asks Mogwai in Common: is he turning into a vampire
Matusalem grumbles hoarsely in Common: He threw 'way the garlic!
Delmon looks west.
Mogwai goes hmmmm.
Delmon looks east.
Mogwai asks Delmon in Common: if becoming a vampire...
Delmon slightly rasps in Common: no, I am not turning into a
vampire!
Mogwai throws his head back and cackles with glee!
Delmon ponders the situation.
Delmon slightly rasps in Common: I think!
Delmon looks somewhat worried.
Matusalem grumbles hoarsely in Common: Couple days from now... ever'un
s'gonna be runnin' 'round talkin' 'bout how Delmon turned 'nto a
vampire.

Zehren gets a slippery medium carp from his backpack.
Zehren slaps Caleth with his carp.

Caleth sings in Common: Nah, nothing intemportant really
Caleth twinkles his eyes.
Caleth sings in Common: I struggle with lond words, by the way
Caleth ponders the situation.
Caleth sings in Common: And short ones too
Caleth slaps himself.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Zehren » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:30 am

I didn't log this, but re-created from memory, it was akin to...

*arborea marketplace*
You sob.
Andy looks at you.
Andy says in Common: I don't often say this, especially not to Gwenites, but do you want a hug?
You nod seriously.
Andy kneels down beside you.
Andy hugs you.
You smile slightly.
Andy stands up.
Andy washes herself in the fountain.
Andy nods.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:57 pm

The Andy will kill you now.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby caelia » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:05 pm

In the Isyanyr swamps, after Caelia (as she practically never does) beats two Crusaders to killing not just one, but two vittras

You say in Common: We could just make me do practically all of the work, while we're at it.
Adanath goes hmmmm.
Adanath hisses in Common: no izss bad idea
Adanath grins.
You roll your eyes in exasperation.
Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: You're still young.
You say in Common: I'm catching up.
Adanath nods seriously.
Luminier looks at you.
Adanath hisses in Common: zssoon be oldzss
Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: Wow, yes I agree.
Luminier smirks sarcastically.
Adanath grins slightly.
You say in Common: I hate you two.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Urik » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:46 pm

Andy doesn't hug people....she beats them over the head with pans...
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Desiderea » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:42 pm

Newer quotes...

You hear something climbing through the trees above you, arriving from
north.
Suddenly a pear falls down from above.
You see a pear.
Mogwai goes ack!
Mogwai stands up.
Mogwai storms out up the tree.
As you look at the treetop you see:
This is the top of a birch-tree.
Mogwai and Rudolpho is resting here.
Mogwai storms in from up.
Actaeon goes hmmmm.
A male elf voice shouts from up in Common: I seem to have misplaced my
pear.

Phaeniis tells Ritor in Common: Generally I am not interested in
researching new ways to kill people.

Ritor says in Common: Honestly. Odds are, I'll probably need to figure
out how to read. And that's a lottah work in itself
Ritor lifts dusty old scroll, glancing across it ponderously.
Phaeniis chuckles.
Ritor says in Common: Though. I now think that there is some use to it
too
Ritor says in Common: Writing down dirty jokes. I mean ... it's
ingenious!
Ritor says in Common: And so subtle too. I mean ... is it a joke? Or is
it an innocent subtle hint, given by a scribe who translated this scroll and
gave it to me? Who knows.
You emote: Desiderea blinks innocently.

Ritor says in Common: Still. The art of scribbling down dirty jokes on
paper is great treasure
Ritor smiles at you.
You snicker.
>Ritor says in Common: I hope I can relay on you for that. I'll come up
with dirty jokes and you would write them for me. Interested?
You say quietly in Common: Mm...
You say quietly in Common: I don't write down dirty stuff. I write...
useful stuff.
You nod.
>Ritor says in Common: Dirty stuff can be useful
Hmmmmm.

Ritor says in Common: I have a service. one golden piece for half an
hour of silence from me

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Andreati » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:54 pm

Mazarmormuk is sharpening his sharp blackened warhoe.
Mazarmormuk studies the warhoe carefully.
Mazarmormuk is sharpening his sharp blackened warhoe.
Mazarmormuk murmurs sulkily in Common: well, lets see if its sharp...
Mazarmormuk sticks his warhoe in his leggings and starts to scratch his ass with a grin of great satisfaction.

You say in Common: Eating myself is not high on my list of things to do.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Eluriel » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:26 pm

Scar tries to look thoughtful.
Scar looks at you.
Scar says in Quenya: Can I trust you?
Scar smiles sweetly at you.
You smile playfully.
You say in Quenya: I don't see why not.
>Scar says in Quenya: Then seeing no reason for not, or your being
naught, I'll meditate.
Scar says in Quenya: if you touch me it'll break my concentration.
Scar winks at you.
You nod.
>Scar says in Quenya: please do so.
Scar laughs.
Scar shakes his head in disagreement.
Scar sits down folding one leg over the other, resting his hands palm up on
his legs and breathing steadily.

Veriya peers innocently.
Veriya drops an elven longbow.
Veriya starts to chant a prayer and makes some strange gestures.
Veriya points at the elven longbow as she exhales loudly. The elven longbow
catches fire suddenly.
The elven longbow starts to burn.
Veriya gets an elven longbow (burning).
Veriya gives an elven longbow (burning) to Lachtli.
Veriya smiles sweetly.
Lachtli smirks.
The longbow of Lachtli is burning and hurting him.
Lachtli pours some water from the fountain over the longbow 1.
The elven longbow of Lachtli stops burning.
You snicker softly.
>Veriya states calmly in Common: To remember my love.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Boreal: Lovely.
Veriya nods.

Cross calmly says in Common: hum
Cross calmly says in Common: a lady
Cross calmly says in Common: never was one for polotics
Cross calmly says in Common: or whatever you lady and lords call
them
Iaelera offers musically in Common: Politics.
Cross calmly says in Common: yes that
You snicker softly.

Veriya guards the north exit.
Blizt yawns.
Blizt ponders the situation.
Veriya speaks quickly in Common: Gold on the floor, hands in the
air!
Veriya snickers.
Lachtli stops writing.
Blizt stomps out north.
Lachtli puts three scrolls into his case.
Blizt stomps in from north.
>Lachtli goes hmmmm.
Blizt tells Veriya in Common: Ta slow!
Veriya speaks quickly in Common: Wwait... hold on...
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Nice business model.
Odom says in Common: So..Anyone wanna go hunting with me?
Veriya wields a crossbow in her right hand and left hand.
Veriya starts to load her medium crossbow.
Blizt grumbles in Common: Oh hell.
Veriya loads her medium crossbow with a crossbow bolt.
Blizt holds his shield in front of him, and hides behind it.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: I think we call it 'mugging' in some
parts.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Or at least 'highwaymenry'
Veriya grins.
Odom blinks.
Veriya nods to Lachtli.

Blizt starts to make some strange gestures.
Veriya grins.
Blizt touches his Christmas hat.
Blizt looks at the Christmas hat.
Veriya peers intently at Blizt.
Veriya laughs.
Lachtli looks at Blizt.
Lachtli peers intently.
Veriya looks at Blizt.
Blizt is a stocky orange-bearded male dwarf.
He has scars on his nose, left cheek and right cheek.
He is surrounded by a circling breeze.
He has blue eyes.
He has a bald head and a very long orange beard.
He is very short and fat for a dwarf.
He looks repulsive.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wearing a black robe, a black shield, a funny Christmas hat
(hardened), a left black chain boot, a left black chain gauntlet, a medium
leather backpack and a right black chain boot.
You surmise that he wears additional body armours, leg armours, head armours
and clothing under this.
Blizt grumbles in Common: I got a hard hat
Veriya dismounts the strong brown-spotted male horse.
Veriya wears a Christmas hat on her head.
Lachtli tells Blizt in Common: Don't harden your hat.
<OOC>: lol
>Lachtli chuckles amusedly.
<OOC>: Veriya: ..
<OOC>: Veriya: *palmface*
<OOC>: Lachtli: yep
<OOC>: Blizt: Hah, sorry.
<OOC>: Veriya: :D
<OOC>: Lachtli: it's okay but pretty darn funny

Odom says in Common: I'm bored!
Veriya starts to make some strange gestures.
Blizt grumbles in Common: He should relish da thought O chattin' wid
us
Suddenly a soft breeze starts to circulate around Blizt.
Lachtli tells Odom in Common: Find a way to be interested then.
Veriya touches Odom's skin. Suddenly the air surrounding Odom starts to
burn.
Veriya tells Odom in Common: You're also on fire!
Odom says in Common: I am?
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: There you go.
Odom blinks.
Lachtli chuckles.
Odom says in Common: Damn..I didn't even not....WAIT!!! I'M ON
FIRE!!??!??

Odom says in Common: Ortega, pet the unicorn.
Odom smiles.
Luminier shakes his head in disagreement.
Ortega tells Odom in Common: No!
Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: She doesn't like that.
Ortega hums in Common: it's liable to gore me
Odom says in Common: Its always amusing to see that..

Rudolpho calmly remarks in Quenya: Shall we go and find some sport?
Rudolpho sits down to rest a while.
You smile.
Ronya says in Common: good idea.
You say in Quenya: That sounds interesting.
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Quenya: Then I shall don my sporting
hat.
Rudolpho wears a Christmas hat on his head.
You chuckle.

Rudolpho calmly remarks in Quenya: I'm a fruit eating plague carrying
Gwennite man-whore.

Ronya asks Andy in Common: who are you?
Teek tells Ronya in Common: A respectable lady.
Odom quirks a brow.
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: We're all respectable ladies
here.
Rudolpho curtseys.

Rudolpho tells Andy in Common: I've tussled with a few demons a few
months ago, actually.
Teek says in Common: Fancy like you, a-tusslin'?
Teek snorts.
Rudolpho's Christmas hat flops around as he nods.
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: It was fancy tussling, at that.
Andy tells Teek in Common: Probably without clothes, as well.
Rudolpho smiles faintly.
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: Sometimes I like to treat my enemies
to a show.

Andy says in Common: Right then.
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: Well, as lovely as this has
been...
Andy tells Ronya in Common: Stay out of trouble.
Andy tells you in Common: And you.
Rudolpho asks Andy in Common: May I get into trouble?
Ronya tells Andy in Common: You too.
You smile slightly.
>Andy tells Rudolpho in Common: I do not give a damn what you do.
Andy ruffles Rudolpho's hair.
Rudolpho thanks Andy.
Andy tells Rudolpho in Common: Of course.

Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: There... now we're heros.
You grin.
>Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: Who would have thought it?
You say in Common: Wonderful.
>Ronya claps.

Teek tells Elirion in Common: Don't waste yer arrows when they're down.
It's more likely ta break 'em an' a waste too.
Elirion says in Common: Oh, I see.
Elirion thanks Teek.
Elirion says in Common: I may start poking them soon too. Just to train
my poking skills.
Teek says in Common: Oh, o' course.
Teek says in Common: Don't not poke 'em on account o' me
Elirion says in Common: Oh, I like poking. Don't worry.
Elirion twinkles his eyes.
Teek snickers.

Also, when having an Asral cleric resurrect you, make sure they take the items out of your corpse first. ;)

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Andreati » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:16 pm

Eluriel wrote:Odom says in Common: I'm bored!
Veriya starts to make some strange gestures.
///stuff Blizt says and does///
///stuff Lachtli says///
Veriya touches Odom's skin. Suddenly the air surrounding Odom starts to
burn.
Veriya tells Odom in Common: You're also on fire!


I see that someone is following the Andy method of making friends.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:44 pm

Andreati wrote:I see that someone is following the Andy method of making friends.


Ahem, the ONLY -good- way of making friends.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Zehren » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:16 am

I liked the following:


Fernao[male human] says in Common: I'll be ab out laters
Fernao[male human] waves.
Tanriel[male elf] waves in Fernao[male human]'s direction.
You wave confusedly.
Tanriel[male elf] goes hmmmm.
Fernao walks out north.
Tanriel[male elf] tells you in Common: Big sleepiness time!

You speak eagerly in Common: I wonder why he will put his ab out later.
Tanriel[male elf] laughs.
Tanriel[male elf] talks quietly in Common: Perhaps it is something
clerics do.
You grin.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Andreati » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:16 pm

luminier wrote:
Andreati wrote:I see that someone is following the Andy method of making friends.


Ahem, the ONLY -good- way of making friends.


Friends make fun of each other.
Real friends light each other on fire.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:58 pm

All my best friends are hotties =D *zing*
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Arwenth » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:12 pm

One of Arwenth's Pre-Crusade questions on interrogation:

Arwenth asks in Common: Do they talk before or after they see the shining axe of doom?
Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: Shining axe of doom helps.

The serious question of if dwarves are born with beards:

Arwenth asks Urik in Common: So how old are dwarves when they start to grow a beard?
Urik goes hmmmm.
Urik grumbles in Common: When a baby dwarf comes outta da womb.
Urik grumbles in Common: Hes got a thick peach fuzz
Urik grumbles in Common: And it grows out from dere.

Arwenth went for a walk:

Caelia says in her best Arwenth voice "I was walking through this
godforsaken wildnerness... and I killed a man-eating bear and kept his
teeth.".
Aelbrar chuckles.
Aelbrar tells Caelia in Common: Mother, I had no idea you were so good with
voices.
Caelia hugs you.
Damanta throws his head back and cackles with glee!
You hug Caelia.
You smile happily.
Arwenth straightens her posture. "Of course. Killing bears builds
character."

I can't find the one where Matusalem addresses Andy and Hsparks inappropriate behavior with sausages...But darn I wish I could.
“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.”

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:35 pm

Arwenth wrote:Arwenth straightens her posture. "Of course. Killing bears builds character.".



=D
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