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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:33 am

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Aenima uses a gap in the huge ugly neuter troll's defense and smashes his
armoured head into its rotten right leg.
The huge ugly neuter troll screams loudly!
The huge ugly neuter troll's rotten right leg breaks with a sickening
crunch.

Moments later....

Aenima uses a gap in the huge ugly neuter troll's defense and smashes his
armoured head into its rotten left leg.
The huge ugly neuter troll screams loudly!
The huge ugly neuter troll's rotten left leg breaks with a sickening crunch.


You say deeply and quietly in Common: That head of yours is
lethal!
Aenima grumbles in Common: Nothin' harder than a dwarf's head!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Wade » Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:45 am

Rex tells you in Common: Lumi is me girlfriend I guess.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Delia » Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:58 am

Lumi is a finnish name for a girl that means snow.
"To be is to do" - Sokrates
"To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Sartre
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Delia » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:44 pm

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Maz[male hook-nosed old dwarf] mumbles in Common: tell yeh one
thing then, this man doesnt have the shiny white soul he is talking of then.

Two old women nearby chatter about the latest gossip.
"To be is to do" - Sokrates

"To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Sartre

"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Wade » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:14 pm

lol!

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby ghalt » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:03 am

(Edited for brevity and reasons)
Rudolpho calmly remarks in common: Ah... leprosy.
Rudolpho calmly remarks in common: My old friend.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Wade » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:37 am

Rex says in a deep intimidating voice in Common: Sell you mine for 2000
grams of mithril

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: A normal size mithril sword
for training wouldn't hurt though

You ask in Common: Why 2000?

Rex says in a deep intimidating voice in Common: I need 2000 grams for
my groin plate protector

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:17 am

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You change the hold on your spear and piles it hard in the gound and swirl
around this hold.
The dirty huge ugly female giant manages to dodge your feets with a
swift jump.


Oh noes my feets.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Arsicas » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:39 am

You tell Dalilah in Common: Well, if being a skald so interests you, I
could invite you to join. You'll learn about instruments and singing and
quite a few songs as well as languages, so there's quite a bit to pick
up.
Dalilah smiles brightly.
Dalilah says in Common: That would be lovely!
You smile.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: 'n hedonism an' runnin' quickly 'n coaxin'
the coins out a tavern crowd
Ghalt ponders the situation.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: how to hold your liquor, that's a good
skill 's well
You tell Ghalt in Common: That too.


Skragna looks at the list.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
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Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
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Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
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Skragna eats a baked fish.
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Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Skragna eats a baked fish.
Ghalt ponders the situation.
Ghalt looks at Skragna.
You peer intently at Skragna. Hmm......
Skragna looks at the list.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: he's not a tshahark
Ghalt rattles off in Common: he's a shark
You smile slightly.
Skragna quietly growls in Common: I like fish.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: that was an entire school of fish
Duncan hisses in Common: love not keepzss zssomeone alive
You speak softly in Common: Sometimes it's all that keeps one
alive.
You smile slightly.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:35 am

Rex stomps in from northeast.
Rex followed you.
The dirty huge ugly male giant attacks Rex.
You jump nimbly between Rex and his enemies.
The dirty huge ugly male giant turns to attack you.
>The dirty huge ugly male giant attacks Rex.

Screw you too Giant! I never liked you anyways.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:28 am

It's the hour of sunrise.
A small path coming down from the low hill to the southeast merges here
with the western transcontinental road. On top of the hill stands an
old-looking building, and to the north starts the Northern forest with its
large, evergreen trees. The main road continues to the east and southwest.
Another small green hill lies just to the north. A road sign has been
erected here.
There are seven obvious exits: northup[r], northeast, east[r],
southeast, south, southwest[r], west.
Rex, Theodara and Virle.

You say deeply and quietly in Common: This is the elf with the
battleaxe
>Theodara smiles at you.
>Theodara sings in Common: Greetings
Theodara looks at the battleaxe.
Rex nods to you.
You nod to Rex.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby glorfindel » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:37 am

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Someone smashes his morning-star at your head, but you parry his blow.
Someone tries to slam the handle of something against your abdomen but you
parry the attack.
You bruise someone's hand forcing someone to drop something in pain.


Blindfighting is hilarious.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Phelan » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:57 am

You shackle the dirty stooped male orc to the cross, fixed with nails.
The dirty stooped male orc's wounds start to bleed.
The dirty stooped male orc starts moaning painfully.
The dirty stooped male orc says in Dark Speech: You Suck big time!

:shock:

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Arsicas » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:38 pm

It's Day.
The market place of Elvandar.
This is the center of the market place of Elvandar. The ground is paved
with jade plates and all around you can see shops and people who offer
various wares or services. You hear the bubbling sound of water which comes
from the middle of the market, where you notice a large crystal fountain.
The market place itself extends in every direction.
A small white glowing circle is glowing dimly on the ground.
Something is drawn onto the ground:
'Luminier is running for Judge, feel free to vote for him'
There are eight obvious exits: north, northeast, east, southeast,
south[r], southwest, west, northwest.
An ancient stone altar and an ornamented water-filled marble basin.
Beladan, a dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf and a foul-smelling tattered
male parrot.

The dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf grumbles in Common: But I say
to you, whoever tolerates the lies of his brother or sister
The foul-smelling tattered male parrot squawks in Common: Brother or
sister
The dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf grumbles in Common: will be
liable to judgment,

You look at the dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf.
Dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf.
He has scars on his nose, left cheek and right cheek.
He has red eyes.
He has a extremely long silver beard.
He is of normal height and of normal weight for a dwarf.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wearing a forest-green cloak, a large leather backpack, a long wide
white cape, a pair of reinforced mithril chain-leggings, a pair of
reinforced mithril greaves, a pair of reinforced mithril war gauntlets and a
white hood.
You surmise that he wears additional body armours, head armours and clothing
under this.
He has a scabbard belt under his clothes.
The dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf grumbles in Common: and
whoever says to his brother, 'Jackass,' will be answerable

You look at the foul-smelling tattered male parrot.
A speaking plucked chicken with a peculiar curved beak. One has to use his
imagination quite much to realize, that this ugly speaking thing once could
have been a pretty colorful parrot. But that must have been a lifetime ago
...
It looks hideous.
It is in good shape.
It is extremely alert.
The foul-smelling tattered male parrot squawks in Common: Will be
answerable
The dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf grumbles in Common: to the
divine law,
You smile amusedly.
The foul-smelling tattered male parrot squawks in Common: The divine
law,
The dark-skinned well-muscled male dwarf grumbles in Common: and
whoever says, 'You fool,' will be liable to fiery hell.
The foul-smelling tattered male parrot squawks in Common: To fiery
hell.


Not sure if parrot is mocking him or if it wants to be a Taniel cleric...
Duncan hisses in Common: love not keepzss zssomeone alive
You speak softly in Common: Sometimes it's all that keeps one
alive.
You smile slightly.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Wade » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:25 am

Dain grumbles in Common: I have found my path.
Dain grumbles in Common: I serve Luminier.
Dain nods.
Dain grumbles in Common: Taniel.
Dain goes ack!
Dain grumbles in Common: I mean taniel.


So Luminier is just one step away from godhood apparently! the part where he actually becomes a god...

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Aturshus » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:45 am

Phelan wrote:
You shackle the dirty stooped male orc to the cross, fixed with nails.
The dirty stooped male orc's wounds start to bleed.
The dirty stooped male orc starts moaning painfully.
The dirty stooped male orc says in Dark Speech: You Suck big time!

:shock:


Hah! I got a real kick out of this, and that is one cheeky orc. .-.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby luminier » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:44 pm

Wade wrote:
Dain grumbles in Common: I have found my path.
Dain grumbles in Common: I serve Luminier.
Dain nods.
Dain grumbles in Common: Taniel.
Dain goes ack!
Dain grumbles in Common: I mean taniel.


So Luminier is just one step away from godhood apparently! the part where he actually becomes a god...



And my ego grows even more. Thanks
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Sairina » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:14 pm

Skragna[male tshahark] quietly growls in Common: I don't have zsskin, for one, I have zsscalezss. And for two, I don't sink tshahark can even /become/ ghoulzss.
Gerrit[male halfling] strolls in from west.
Gerrit[male halfling] pulls in a simple wooden fish cart.
Gerrit[male halfling] tells Skragna[male tshahark] in Common: My fish has nicer scales than you!

Right on cue, Gerrit...

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby ferranifer » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:40 pm

You look at the dirty one eyed large male cyclops.
This is a very large beast. His single single red eye glares at you full of
rage. He is very filthy.
He has red eyes.
He has very short black hair and a clean shaven chin.
He looks nice.
He is fighting you.
He is in a very bad shape.
He is bleeding.
He is extremely alert.
He is missing his left leg and right leg.
He is wearing a skull necklace and a studded leather cuirass.

You study the dirty one eyed large male cyclops carefully.
You know his weight is 200 kg, his volume is about 1000 liter and his height is about 477 cm.


Hmm. That's a very tall cyclops for not having any legs.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

Postby Aslak » Tue May 12, 2015 8:44 am

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Asraline[human] says in Common: It's just that he also started to explain to me his wishes list when I just asked 'what do ye want'?
You grin at Asraline[human].
Matt[human] grins.
Matt[human] says calmly in Common: ahm, be back
Matt[human] walks out north.
Matt[human] walks in from north.
Volog[human] tells Matt[human] in Common: Hey there! Heard the latest rumours?
Matt[human] nods.
Asraline[human] sighs at you.
Matt[human] says calmly in Common: well then

   Gray clouds cover the sky and it is raining. A strong wind blows
   from the south, bringing the salty scent of the sea with it.
ruffle asraline
You ruffle Asraline[human]'s hair.
>Asraline[human] died.
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It's Day.
 The market place is the heart of Arborea, where merchants from all over the
 continent can offer their wares for sale and exchange gossip and news with
 customers and competitors alike. To the northern side of the place, a large
 two-story building has a sign mounted to the wall above the entrance, while
 roads start to the east, south and west. In the center of the market, a
 large fountain offers a cool drink to the thirsty travelers, and next to it
 a manhole leads down into the sewers.
There are four obvious exits: north, east[r], south[r],
west[r].
A corpse of Asraline.
Matt[human], Nobbie[halfling] (leading a horse), Volog[human] is resting
here, a ghost of Asraline[human] and a small white neuter horse.
>exa asraline

You look at ghost of Asraline[human].
It seems to be the ghost of Asraline.

You emote: Aslak looks at his hand, staring in disbelieve.


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