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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#501 Post by Wade » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:54 am

Just an average Asador day preaching...

You speak with a lilting voice in Common: Show His enemies the fatal error
of their way.
You speak with a lilting voice in Common: Let their screams and whimpers for
mercy echo in futile hopes.
You speak with a lilting voice in Common: And snatch from them any dignity
remaining from their pitiful existence.

Big hailstones fall down on the earth and the earth seems to shake under the
force of the impacts.

Suddenly The filthy worn male human is hit by a hailstone!

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#502 Post by Rudolpho » Thu May 04, 2017 9:00 pm

Ghalt[male half-elf] tells Luminier[male human] in Common: There's only so much crow I'm interested in eating.
Gerrit[male halfling] strolls in from south.
Gerrit[male halfling] pulls in a simple wooden fish cart.
Gerrit[male halfling] offers in Common: Even my grandma is more brave than the Crusaders, yes yes.
You calmly remark in Common: You needn't gush.
Ghalt[male half-elf] points at Gerrit[male halfling].
Gerrit[male halfling] shouts in Common: Fish, fresh fish! Every fish just two silvers!
Eeks, Gerrit[male halfling] stinks like fish!
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: when that jackass ain't got no case against him
Luminier[male human] says deeply and quietly in Common: To be fair ive met his grandma
You emote: Rudolpho smiles faintly.
Ghalt[male half-elf] snickers.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#503 Post by Lauriert » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:42 am

Crystalbrook tells the green-skinned stinking male hobgoblin in Common: You
don't have the necessary papers. Get a proclamation from the bounty office
or other authorities.

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