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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#21 Post by Urik » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:02 am

This was a long time ago, when Urik had -0- filter on what he said XD:

Naga croaks in Common: And, rather than worrying about where he might
be breaking the law, and how breaking the law endangers his soul, how many
"check marks" he has against him on the list of law, he can instead become
better. He doesn't have to worry about where he falls short, and instead can
live so that he might be praise-worthy.
Ketta sings in Common: where did that one girl go
Ketta sings in Common: the rude one
Ketta looks east.
Ketta looks west.
Estelle tells Ketta in Common: She went to sleep.
The fountain in the center bubbles loudly as the water pours into the basin.
Ketta nods.
You ask in Common: Where did that judge go?
You say in Common: the annoying one
>look
The market place is the heart of Arborea, where merchants from all over the
continent can offer their wares for sale and exchange gossip and news with
customers and competitors alike. To the northern side of the place, a large
two-story building has a sign mounted to the wall above the entrance, while
roads start to the east, south and west. In the center of the market, a
large fountain offers a cool drink to the thirsty travelers, and next to it
a manhole leads down into the sewers.
There are four obvious exits: north, east[r], south[r], west[r].
Estelle is resting here, Ketta is resting here, Naga, Tehanu and Volog is
resting here.
You say in Common: ohh
You say in Common: she hasn't left
>Tehanu tells Naga in Common: That last bit sounds promising, but of course
your standards of praise-worthiness are... what?
Naga croaks in Common: This is the essence of greatness, the gift of
Asral. It is not an open door, a stairway to climb higher, but the challenge
to see yourself as you are, as you might be.
Ketta sings in Common: are you evil urik?
Ketta goes hmmmm.
Ketta sings in Common: are ya
You point at yourself.
>Ketta nods.
You shrug.
>Ketta ponders the situation.
You say in Common: i haven't killed anyone
>Ketta sings in Common: ever?
Naga tells Tehanu in Common: Excellence, not goodness. To fight well, to
hold firm. To speak eloquently, even if the words are shocking. To overcome.
The enemy, the argument itself doesn't matter so much as the substance of
the man. There are certain things that are dishonorable, but a dishonorable
action now and then does not make a man less great.
You say in Common: i haven't disobeyed a law.
You say in Common: i think
You say in Common: but i make wise cracks
You say in Common: and make fun of stupid people
You point to tehanu.
You say in Common: so if that is evil
You say in Common: then i am sathos himself.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#22 Post by Skeltim » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:32 am

Akulli[female human] wears a lyre on her left hand.
Akulli[female human] plays a chord and starts singing.
Akulli[female human] plays a false chord on the instrument.
Akulli[female human] sings a false tone.
Akulli[female human] stops playing and singing.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#23 Post by Malleus » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:33 pm

emote grabs a pedestrian walking by and brings him to the ground. #Me# then proceeds to tell his all so interesting story to the frightened old elf.
You emote: Grabs a pedestrian walking by and brings him to the ground.
Malleus then proceeds to tell his all so interesting story to the frightened
old elf.
>Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Selaina said she was recently ...
kidnapped by a darkelf.
Aielyn goes hmmmm.
Tanriel smiles slightly at you.
Tanriel looks at you.
Aielyn giggles.
Aielyn drinks water from the fountain.
Aielyn frowns.
emote sees a couple guards coming towards him, so he releases the old man and hides behind #Aielyn#.
You emote: Malleus sees a couple guards coming towards him, so he releases
the old man and hides behind Aielyn.
>
hp
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
You are extremely alert.
>Tanriel confusedly ponders the situation.
Tanriel glances at you.
Aielyn drones in Common: It tastes nothing like fresh wate-
Tanriel tells you in Common: You know... you are quite... tall.
Aielyn blinks a bit.
say If Malleus don't move...they might not see him.
You deeply grumble in Common: If Malleus don't move...they might not see
him.
>The water in the fountain bubbles loudly.
Tanriel smiles slightly.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: And Aielyn will stand still?
Aielyn drones in Common: I don't think they really see me...
Aielyn drones in Common: At least not whist surrounded by taller
peoples
Tanriel looks at Aielyn.
emote also grabs #Bryana# and stacks her on top of #Aielyn#, thus covering his chest down.
You emote: Malleus also grabs Bryana and stacks her on top of Aielyn, thus
covering his chest down.
>Irenia walks in from south.
The large well-tanned male human walks in from south.
Aielyn falls over.
Tanriel tells Aielyn in Common: I am sure there are quite some eyes on you
when you are in Elvandar...
say Malleus sorry Aielyn!
You deeply grumble in Common: Malleus sorry Aielyn!
>Bryana sits down to rest a while.
Aielyn sits down to rest a while.
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Tanriel tells you in Common: Let's see...
Tanriel looks northwest.
Tanriel gracefully leaves northwest.

It's a clouded autumn night and large parts of the sky are covered.
Some wind blows from the south.
Irenia buzzes in Common: Anyone know of a judge of the human city?
emote tries to help #Aielyn# up, but just succeeds in tripping over #Bryana#.
You emote: Malleus tries to help Aielyn up, but just succeeds in tripping
over Bryana.
>Aielyn tells you in Common: Try sitting down...It'll make you
shorter.
emote falls to the ground.
You emote: Malleus falls to the ground.
>
rest
You are already resting.
>Bryana snickers.
Aielyn tells Irenia in Common: I've heard her name is Veriya. Other than
that, nothing.
Someone tells you in Common: Curl up with your tail perhaps as
well.
Tanriel reveals himself.
Irenia buzzes in Common: We need to talk to her.
Aielyn asks Tanriel in Common: How do you manage to do that?
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Tanriel tells Aielyn in Common: I picture a squirrel sneaking through the
grass, looking for ... a treasure! Nuts!
Tanriel smiles slightly at Aielyn.
emote swings his tail around and accidentily catches the unsuspecting #Bryana# in the face.
Tanriel sits down to rest a while.
You emote: Malleus swings his tail around and accidentily catches the
unsuspecting Bryana in the face.
>
ack
Ack!
>Tanriel frowns.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#24 Post by lanyara » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:17 pm

Found one.

21.01.2010

<Clerics of Taniel> Kritz[half-elf]: Which miracle cures disease?
<Clerics of Taniel> You: The cure disease miracle.
Best race: halflings.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#25 Post by luminier » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:42 pm

lanyara wrote:Found one.

21.01.2010

<Clerics of Taniel> Kritz[half-elf]: Which miracle cures disease?
<Clerics of Taniel> You: The cure disease miracle.

Alright, but wait, what miracle cures wounds?
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#26 Post by Skeltim » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:41 am

Bored Skeltim, aka, those days no one are around:

You pull corpse of a round-eyed gray male gremlin in.

You're in a small meadow on a green hill with green and fresh vegetation.
Some parts of it have been vandalized by savage creatures who have left
only stems of the flowers they destroyed. A few herbs seem to be growing
just nearby.
You see a well constructed oak sign. Perhaps you should have a look.
There are eight obvious exits: northup, northeast, eastdown, southeast,
southdown[r], southwest, westdown, northwest.
A corpse of a bouncy orange male gremlin, a corpse of a bouncy purple male
gremlin, a corpse of a cat-eyed blue female gremlin, a corpse of a cat-eyed
green female gremlin, a corpse of a furry black female gremlin, a corpse of
a furry gray male gremlin, a corpse of a furry purple female gremlin, a
corpse of a round-eyed gray male gremlin, a corpse of a round-eyed orange
female gremlin, a corpse of a small blue male gremlin, a corpse of a smelly
purple male gremlin, a corpse of a wide-eared blue male gremlin, a corpse of
a wide-eared orange male gremlin, a corpse of an angry gray female gremlin,
a corpse of an angry green male gremlin, a corpse of an angry purple female
gremlin and a corpse of an angry red male gremlin.

You sit down to rest a while.
As the corpse of an angry gray female gremlin rapidly decays, a black leather whip, an
iron dagger, a leather jacket and a pair of leather leggings appears from
it.
You lament in Common: What now?

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#27 Post by luminier » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:27 am

Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: did you know the
hamster shaved Taniel bald?!?
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Weren't you suppose to
lok after him!
Irenia says in Common: hello Selaina.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: I must warn you.
You say deeply and quietly in Common: Hamsters cannot shave
gods.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: There is a hamster on the
loose.
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#28 Post by Zehren » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:14 am

luminier wrote:Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: did you know the
hamster shaved Taniel bald?!?
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Weren't you suppose to
lok after him!
Irenia says in Common: hello Selaina.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: I must warn you.
You say deeply and quietly in Common: Hamsters cannot shave
gods.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: There is a hamster on the
loose.
Unless they are reeeeeeeaaally big?
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#29 Post by Malleus » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:32 pm

count honey
You start counting your pieces of sweet smelling honey.
>2
Many pieces of sweet smelling honey.
Lots of pieces of sweet smelling honey.
The last count reached a LOT!

*gaderka derrrr**

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#30 Post by Amaleth » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:33 am

You tell Teek in Common: I do not know how you do it, how you tell male from
female of you non-elves. The gods truly shined on the elves when they made
it easy to tell us apart.

Aielyn says in Common: Telling elves a part is easy
Aielyn says in Common: Simply look for the ones that have courage,
charm and intelligence
Aielyn says in Common: Those would be our women.
Aielyn says in Common: The talkative gossipy ones are male.
Aielyn points at you.

You say in Common: What, I agree. You got the courage and charm, we got the
looks, great hair, and the desire of every male and female of all the races.
'Its a fair trade off.
You say in Common: Its a fair trade off.

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#31 Post by Selaina » Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:02 am

In a forest.
The trees and hills open out to form a well lit clearing. A mossy banked
stream trickles past in the dappled shade of the trees. Crisp dead leaves
litter the ground making silent movement impossible. Almost hidden by the
lush grass, tiny wild plants grow with flowers in delicate shades of pink
and blue.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, west, northwest.
Lumy[male human], Redd[female unicorn], Thorum[male human] (surrounded by a
circling breeze) is resting here, a merry gray-furred female faun, a swift
long-horned male unicorn and a wonderful white female unicorn.
>
hug unicorn
Redd[female unicorn] rears up and tries to bite you!
Redd[female unicorn] hugs the swift long-horned male unicorn.
Cruelty has a human heart,
And Jealousy a human face;
Terror the human form divine,
And Secrecy the human dress.

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#32 Post by luminier » Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:13 am

Shes trying to make you jealous. *nods*
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#33 Post by fernao » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:25 am

Seems someone misplaced his scissors....

You ask Antoine[male dwarf] in Common: short beard
Antoine[male dwarf] grumbles in Common: Very well, a short beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] grumbles in Common: I'll start right now.
Antoine[male dwarf] starts to cut your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] cuts a bit from your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] goes hmmmm.
Antoine[male dwarf] cuts a bit more from your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] looks at your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] cuts more from your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] smiles thoughtfully.
Antoine[male dwarf] does some last cuts on your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] finished the work on your beard.
Antoine[male dwarf] unwields a hand axe.
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#34 Post by lanyara » Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:39 am

I call that high precision work!
Best race: halflings.

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#35 Post by Amaleth » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:09 pm

>Selaina tells you in Common: Is that who you're unchaste with?
Selaina gasps in astonishment!
Selaina stares wide eyes at you.
You tell Selaina in Common: I am not currently "unchaste" with anyone!
Selaina tells you in Common: Well of course not you're standing
here!

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#36 Post by Kesix » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:58 pm

*Edited for Length*

>Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: club and cave dance wis mogwai?
Mogwai wields a club in his right hand.
Mogwai dances.
Mogwai dances.
Mogwai dances.
Mogwai dances.
Mogwai dances.
Mogwai dances.
>Mogwai bops you on your head.
Mogwai bops you on your head.
Mogwai bops you on your head.
You say in Common: Kesix learned to sing too!
>Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: kezssikss dance good good!
>scream
ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
>scream
ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
>scream
ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
You smile happily.
>Mogwai goes hmmmm.
Mogwai wields a club in his right hand.
Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: mogwai doezss sizss for good of city
>Mogwai bops you on your head.
Mogwai bops you on your head.
Mogwai bops you on your head.
Mogwai bops you on your head.
Mogwai unwields a club.
Kesix holds her head in her hands.
Kesix put her hands on her hips angrily.
>Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: youzss izss firzsst one mogwai done club and cave dance wis
Mogwai blushes.
>Mogwai gives you a massive oaken club.
>Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: youzss club mogwai now!
>Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: club and cave dance!
Kesix looks at the club.
Kesix looks at Mogwai.
Kesix looks at the club.
Kexis looks at Mogwai.
>Mogwai gulps.
Kesix seems to be thinking very hard.
Kesix lifts the club up high.
>Mogwai winces.
Kesix smashes the club down towards Mogwai's head, shouting "BASH BASH YAY!".
>Mogwai closes his eyes.
Mogwai opens his left eye.
Kesix seems to miss Mogwai's head completely and hits his boot instead.
Mogwai grasps his foot and howls in pain.
Mogwai screams loudly!
Kesix points at Mogwai happily!
You tell Mogwai in Common: Now Mogwai sings and dances!
You hop around.
You hop around.
You hop around.
You hop around.
You tell Mogwai in Common: Cave dance is fun!
>Mogwai nods painfully to you.
Mogwai deeply bellows in Common: mogwai...*zssniff* sink zsso too

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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes

#37 Post by Malleus » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:55 pm

So i thought i would get smarter....but i havent...

You start counting your gold coins.
>2
Wow... many gold coins.
A whole lotta gold coins.
Even more gold coins.
Many gold coins.
Lots of gold coins.
Lots of gold coins.
Phew... really a lotta gold coins.
The last count reached a LOT!

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#38 Post by Selaina » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:00 pm

Upon laughing at how cute Mogwai is when he isn't trying to kill me... I came to the realization.... Can tshaharks even blush!??! I mean they have scales! >< Scales don't blush!
Cruelty has a human heart,
And Jealousy a human face;
Terror the human form divine,
And Secrecy the human dress.

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#39 Post by Zehren » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:05 pm

Selaina wrote:Upon laughing at how cute Mogwai is when he isn't trying to kill me... I came to the realization.... Can tshaharks even blush!??! I mean they have scales! >< Scales don't blush!
http://pix.alaporte.net/pub/d/6948-1/Bl ... zard+2.JPG

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#40 Post by Amaleth » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:05 pm

Selaina wrote:Upon laughing at how cute Mogwai is when he isn't trying to kill me... I came to the realization.... Can tshaharks even blush!??! I mean they have scales! >< Scales don't blush!

Hey, those wizards back then where sticklers for the details. Gotta make sure you're walking engines of death and lizards can blush when you make fun of them later.

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