Fun moments / Great quotes

[Desiderea]

Upon laughing at how cute Mogwai is when he isn't trying to kill me... I came to the realization.... Can tshaharks even blush!??! I mean they have scales! >< Scales don't blush!

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Aw... lookit the cute blushing lizard!

[lanyara]

lol

You do realize that you are turning the tshaharks into little lizard-alligator-chameleon-dragon like creatures?

I soon expect Predator-like tshaharks running around with camouflage ... sneaking and hiding in the forest hunting Arnold Schwarzenegger ... (Oh dear, should not write this ...)

[Amaleth]

I R In UR Trez, Hidinz in ur Leafz! Rowr!


No but seriously, I always imagined Tshaharks looking like giant kobolds with more muscle lol

[Malleus]

lol
I soon expect Predator-like tshaharks running around with camouflage ... sneaking and hiding in the forest hunting Arnold Schwarzenegger ... (Oh dear, should not write this ...)

hmmm.....

[Eluriel]

Aielyn says in Common: You're almost as bad as Tanriel's poetry!
Amaleth reels back as if slapped.
Aielyn shuts her mouth as if she shouldn't have made her previous
statement.
Amaleth says in Common: Now, that is just below the belt.
Aielyn cringes in terror.
Amaleth says in Common: I mean.. ok I am bad but ...

Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: he went to rest!
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Ah.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Must have been occupied.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Herbs are just so interesting.
Selaina laughs.
You grin.
Selaina nods.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Not interesting enough, though TO
STAND AGAINST OUR FURY OF HERB COLLECTION
You say in Common: The lands will be bare after this.
You grin.
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: We should start the league
of the herb hunters
Selaina nodnods.
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: The soils will parch from our
work
Lachtli remarks evenly in Common: Only then will we stand pleased.

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: Keep them in your damn
pants.
[It's much funnier when taken out of context. ]

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: I don't like pretty
things.

Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Are you all readyyyy?
Teek gets a bluish-gray whetstone from his jacket.
Teek nods quickly.
You nod.
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: First one to finish
wins!
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: 3!
Teek starts to sharpen the hand axe with his bluish-gray whetstone.
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: 2!
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: 1!
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: go!
Selaina starts to sharpen the hand axe with her bluish-gray whetstone.
You start to sharpen the hand axe with your bluish-gray whetstone.
Teek says in Common: Halflings start on three.
Teek is sharpening his hand axe.
Selaina bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Cheater teek
Teek nods seriously.
Selaina is sharpening her hand axe.
You improve the sharpness of your hand axe.
You snicker.

[fernao]

When trying to dissect a rotten fish:

The fish is not a corpse or a fish!

[ganandorf]

What the hell has gerrit been selling us???

[Malleus]

Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Tanriel tries to look thoughtful.
Tanriel tells you in Common: I have an idea.
You tell Wendel in Common: Anytime Wendel want trick, let Malleus know.
Tanriel tells you in Common: If I bring you nuts you won't toss me into
the fountain anymore. Deal?
Wendel nods amusedly to you.
Hmmmmm.
You deeply grumble in Common: Malleus don't like nuts...
Tanriel tells you in Common: Not even boar nuts?
Wendel stiffles a giggle.
//boar nuts....

[tanriel]

// I'll post a few quotes in separate notes. This one is Zehren
// giving a summary.

Zehren[halfling] speaks eagerly in Common: Page one is the ranger oath.
You talk quietly in Common: Go and read loudly but not too fast.
Zehren[halfling] speaks eagerly in Common: Do not worship the dark deities,
et cetera, travellers in distress.
You laugh.
Zehren[halfling] turns the book with the title 'Tome of The Rangers Guild'.
Zehren[halfling] speaks eagerly in Common: Page two is an index.
You talk quietly in Common: Great summary!

[tanriel]

Andy tells you in Common: Good idea. I do not want any ogres taking
cheap shots at my behind.
You smile slightly.
Ortega[human] hums in Common: I best ensure that also.
Ortega[human] goes back to second row.
Ortega[human] hums in Common: Your behind is well protected.
Andy[human] says in Common: Ortega... get your ass up front.
Ortega[human] advances to the first row.
You laugh.
Andy[human] says in Common: Tanriel knows full well that I am capable
of protecting my own ass.
Ortega[human] hums in Common: Alright, well if an ogre is looking at
your ass and you don't notice don't blame me.
Andy[human] says in Common: Oh, ogres look at my ass all the time.
You ponder the situation.
Andy[human] says in Common: Then I kill them.
Andy[human] shrugs.
Andy[human] says in Common: Problem solved.
Andy[human] walks out west.

[tanriel]

// This is why every halfling seeks out ... Dapan ...

Vilana[halfling] twinkles her eyes at Dapan[human].
Vilana[halfling] tells you in Common: Like I said, I'm on your side.
Vilana[halfling] tells you in Common: I look out for you.
Vilana[halfling] nods seriously.
Gemma[elf] tells Vilana[halfling] in Common: Except for the molesting part,
Dapan didn't seem to think that was nice.
Vilana[halfling] ponders the situation.
You chuckle politely.
Gemma[elf] nods.
You tell Dapan[human] in Common: Don't get this gossip widespread.
You tell Dapan[human] in Common: It would just get worse.
Evanna[half-elf] arrives from southeast.
You tell Dapan[human] in Common: When young halflings seek you out ...
Dapan[human] hugs Evanna[half-elf] tightly.
Sothsor[tshahark] throws his head back and cackles with glee!
Evanna[half-elf] bows gracefully.
Dapan[human] tells Evanna[half-elf] in Common: Protect my butt.
You laugh.
Gemma[elf] laughs.
Vilana[halfling] asks in Common: Gossip?
Vilana[halfling] looks very confused.
Vilana[halfling] smiles happily.
Sothsor[tshahark] tries to tickle Vilana[halfling].
Vilana[halfling] tells Evanna[half-elf] in Common: Hello Miss Evanna!
Vilana[halfling] tells Evanna[half-elf] in Common: I molested Dapan's butt
earlier, but only because I was told it would bring me good luck.
Vilana[halfling] frowns.
Vilana[halfling] tells Evanna[half-elf] in Common: It didn't. So I
apologized.
Vilana[halfling] smiles happily.

[tanriel]

Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Well there's darkelves!
So it's natural a dark tshahark would be a darkshark!

[tanriel]

// This here is a bit longer ... not sure if it is not too long... hmm
// Anyway, here goes.

JAN 2011

You emote: Tanriel glances at Znick[tshahark]'s tail.
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Only if I'm hungry!
Znick[tshahark] tells Nendre[human] in Common: Zzsnick should known
zssomesing wrong but no sink.
Selaina[human] looks at Znick[tshahark].
You talk quietly in Common: Perhaps a bite or two from the tail...
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Noo the tail is for hugging!
You nod understandingly to Selaina[human].
Selaina[human] reaches for Znick[tshahark]'s tail and tries to hold it.
Nendre[human] yells in Common: Alls well that ends well.
Znick[tshahark] nods happily.
You nod thoughtfully.
Nendre[human] tells Selaina[human] in Common: The tail is for jumping and dodging.
Selaina[human] bounces with Znick[tshahark]'s tail in her hands.
Nendre[human] yells in Common: It's like a spring to help avoid
You chuckle politely.
Znick[tshahark] wags his tail away to safety.
Znick[tshahark] grins amusedly.
You laugh.
Nendre[human] yells in Common: or to reach new heights
Selaina[human] chases after it.
You tell Selaina[human] in Common: It is fighting back!
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Tanny!
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Distract him with
something so I can kidnap his tail!
You nod understandingly.
You tell Znick[tshahark] in Common: Znick.
Znick[tshahark] looks slightly worried.
Nendre[human] tells Znick[tshahark] in Common: Tanriel has a squirrel in his quiver.
You emote: Tanriel steps in front of Znick[tshahark].
Selaina[human] giggles.
You tell Znick[tshahark] in Common: Look deeeep into my eyes.
You emote: Tanriel leans forward and tries to stare into Znick[tshahark]'s eyes.
Znick[tshahark] looks deeep into you's eyes.
Selaina[human] wraps her arms around Znick[tshahark]'s tail near the base
and follows it upwards giggling happily.
You laugh.
Nendre[human] asks Selaina[human] in Common: They going to kiss or something because I feel awkward watching this.
Selaina[human] grins at Nendre[human].
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: I don't think so!
Selaina[human] tickles the underside of Znick[tshahark]'s tail.
Znick[tshahark] blinks slightly, while keeping the gaze.
Ack!
PANIC!!!!!
You tell Znick[tshahark] in Common: LOOK BACK!
You emote: Tanriel points at Znick[tshahark]'s tail quickly.
Archer[halflingfling] hugs you.
You laugh.
Znick[tshahark] goes hmmmm.
You hug Archer[halfling] happily.
Archer[halfling] smiles.
Selaina[human] sits down on Znick[tshahark]'s tail to pin it underneath her.
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: I win!!
You tell Archer[halfling] in Common: Znick's tail is ...
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Yayy tanny! Good job!
You whisper in Common: 'agitated.' to Archer[halfling].
Selaina[human] bounces around.
Znick[tshahark] grins amusedly.
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: mine now!
Archer[halfling] nods slowly to you.
Znick[tshahark] goes ack!
Selaina[human] throws her head back and cackles with glee!
Selaina[human] tries to tickle Znick[tshahark].
Znick[tshahark] giggles.
Selaina[human] giggles.
Selaina[human] bounces around.
Znick[tshahark] pats Selaina[human] on the head.
You smile slightly.
You tell Archer[halfling] in Common: Two happy tshaharks...
Znick[tshahark] hisses in Common: zzsnick know izss a nice tail
Archer[halfling] looks very confused.
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: I'm not a tshashark!
Znick[tshahark] looks at Selaina[human].
Znick[tshahark] hisses in Common: zsselaina tshahark at heart
Znick[tshahark] nods wisely.
Selaina[human] giggles.
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Tanny will swear I'm a
halfing at heart!
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: So Tanny what am I!
You nod happily to Selaina[human].
Selaina[human] bounces around.
Archer[halfling] looks at you.
You talk quietly in Common: A halfling. A big halfling.
Selaina[human] giggles.
Znick[tshahark] hisses in Common: wis no tail
Archer[halfling] shakes his head in disagreement to you.
You sigh slightly.
Archer[halfling] sidesteps away from Selaina[human].
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Which is why I like tails so much!
You tell Selaina[human] in Common: You are ... not a big halfling I think ...
Selaina[human] tilts her head to one side.
You shrug happily at Selaina[human].
You tell Selaina[human] in Common: I think you have to convince Archer
first, somehow.
Znick[tshahark] looks at Selaina[human].
Selaina[human] peers at Archer[halfling] curiously while continuing to sit
on Znick[tshahark]'s tail.
Selaina[human] takes out a small pink flower from her bags and ties the stem
around the tip of Znick[tshahark]'s tail.
Selaina[human] bubbles enthusiastically in Common: Does that convince you!
Selaina[human] bounces around.
You laugh.
Archer[halfling] shakes his head in disagreement.
You emote: Tanriel rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Znick[tshahark] waggles the flower with the tip of his tail.

[tanriel]

// Jan 2011 - Not so funny for Ralph, but those beggars are greedy,
// even molesting a ghost.

ghost of Ralph[darkelf] drifts around from east.
The filthy worn male human tells ghost of Ralph[darkelf] in Common: Please
give me a coin.

[tanriel]

// Dec 2010

Akulli[human]'s Christmas hat flops around as she nods.
Akulli[human] pushes the tip of her hat away from her face.
Akulli[human] looks at the Christmas hat.

[tanriel]

// Edited quite a bit, we are only interested in the funny bits, not the explanations for this strange discussion!!!

Feb 2011

// Proof that Amaleth is funny.

You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: I hope you don't mind to sit down on the bench.
You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: Let me assure you, I do not intend to give you a kiss.
You twinkle your eyes mischievously.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: Oh, well, by all means just go ahead and break my heart.

// And later:

You talk quietly in Common: As to the reason why I ask... this is a little
bit strange perhaps.
You emote: Tanriel glances at Amaleth[elf] nervously.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: I am not a maid, Tanriel, you don't have to
dance under my window nor around my bush. What has you bothered?

// This elf is quite hilarious. But it gets better than that, still.

// Ever heard of a hooker hamster? Amaleth will explain.
// Lateron:

You tell Esme[half-elf] in Common: I am still well prepared to battle it...
You wield the stake in your right hand and left hand.
Esme[half-elf] tells you in Common: That's good.
Amaleth[elf] tells you in Common: Going vampire hunting?
You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: The vampire hamster...
You nod seriously to Amaleth[elf].
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: I am sorry.. vampire /hamster/?
You talk quietly in Common: I think it got the weather frog...
You nod seriously to Amaleth[elf].
Hmmmmm.
You talk quietly in Common: Though the weather isn't that bad...
Esme[half-elf] checks the weather.
Esme[half-elf] snickers.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: What is a weather frog and ... seriously, a
vampire /Hamster/?
You ask Esme[half-elf] in Common: You did not see any sign of the hamster,
did you?
Esme[half-elf] shakes her head in disagreement to you.
You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: I know it is hard to believe...
You nod seriously.
You try to look thoughtful.
You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: Perhaps there is no vampire hamster at all.
You emote: Tanriel glances over to the fountain quickly.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: It sounds ... insane.
You talk quietly in Common: But better safe than sorry.
You smile slightly.
Esme[half-elf] chuckles.
You unwield the stake.
You talk quietly in Common: Alright then. I suppose I won't need a stake.
You put a long wooden stake down.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: You two are playing a prank, maybe?
You seriously ponder the situation.
You talk quietly in Common: Aren't we all playing our games!
You nod happily.
Esme[half-elf] snickers.
Thorum[human] mentions huskily in Common: For the vampire hamsters?
You seriously ponder the situation.
Amaleth[elf] chuckles lightly, shaking his head as he shifts the chain-mail
tunic on his shoulder.
You tell Thorum[human] in Common: Amaleth doubts that vampire hamsters
exist.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: Where did these so called 'vampire hamsters'
come from?
Thorum[human] chuckles.
You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: From a pub.
You nod firmly.
Thorum[human] mentions huskily in Common: They like to steal your hair, as
well as your blood.
Thorum[human] nods solemnly.
Amaleth[elf] tells you in Common: Wouldn't that make them either drunk or
hooker hamsters?
You talk quietly in Common: I think they wait for drunken victims...
You laugh.
You talk quietly in Common: Hooker hamsters?
Esme[half-elf] smirks.
Thorum[human] mentions huskily in Common: Thats sick..
Hmmmmm.
You talk quietly in Common: Hmm?
Thorum[human] looks at Amaleth[elf].
You emote: Tanriel blinks a bit, staring at the fountain.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: Vampire hamsters you accept, but the idea of a hooker hamster .. /that/ you find troubling?!
You laugh.
Amaleth[elf] throws back his head and laughs loudly.
Esme[half-elf] snickers.
You tell Amaleth[elf] in Common: That does sound fairly strange... but I am
almost getting used to vampire hamsters already.
You talk quietly in Common: Just not to... uhm... hooker hamsters?
You remove the battle helmet.
You emote: Tanriel scratches his head slightly, rubbing over his extremely
short hair.
Amaleth[elf] shakes his head in disagreement.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh wait!
You try to look thoughtful.
You ask Amaleth[elf] in Common: What is a hooker hamster actually doing?
Esme[half-elf] looks at you.
Amaleth[elf] says in Common: Hamsters have every right to buy sex, just like the rest of us.
You laugh.

[tanriel]

Feb 2011

// Edited slightly for readability.

You tell Esme[half-elf] in Common: I think I may stay here and watch out
for the vampire hamster.
You get a long wooden stake.
You wield the stake in your right hand and left hand.
Esme[half-elf] nods.

Some snow falls down from the night-black sky. A strong wind blows
from the southwest.

You emote: Tanriel glances at the snow and sighs slightly.

// Bit later as there was even more snow.

You emote: Tanriel sighs at the snow and begins to stab at some snowflakes
with the long wooden stake.
Selaina[human] giggles.
Esme[half-elf] tells you in Common: Show those snowflakes who's the boss.

[tanriel]

Feb 2011

// Dapan walks in. We see he has a lot of hair.

You talk quietly in Common: Oh no... Dapan has a lot of hair...
You sigh deeply.
You talk quietly in Common: Dapan!
You unwield the stake.
You emote: Tanriel rubs over his almost bald head.
Dapan[human] looks at you.
You ask Dapan[human] in Common: Do you think I have a melon head?
You stand up.
You tell Dapan[human] in Common: Could have shown you the melon...
Dapan[human] yells in Common: No, it's more like a pair.
You laugh.
You talk quietly in Common: What?!
You talk quietly in Common: A *pair* of melons???
Selaina[human] giggles.

// PO Dapan typoed though, didn't mean to type "pair". Still it was hilarious.

[tanriel]

Feb 2011

Dapan[human] yells in Common: Do they make magic trousers?
You ponder the situation.
You tell Dapan[human] in Common: You do ask strange questions today, Dapan...

[tanriel]

Mar 2011

ghost of Skragna[tshahark] phases through Selaina[human], trying to nudge
her.