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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:33 am
by luminier
Aslak wrote:Code: Select all
Asraline[human] says in Common: It's just that he also started to explain to me his wishes list when I just asked 'what do ye want'?
.....
You emote: Aslak looks at his hand, staring in disbelieve.
^^ Queue another "Clerics too overpowered?" thread
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:24 am
by Wade
<Holy Crusade> You: Reptar
<Holy Crusade> You: I need to borrow your beard.
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Huh?
<Holy Crusade> You: It's for the greater good I swear
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: But I'll die!
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: It's my life force!
<Holy Crusade> You: It's for the greater good!
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Oh, okay I guess that's fine. *sniff*
<Holy Crusade> Luminier: No killing dwarves for their beards, thats an
order.
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Hah!
<Holy Crusade> You: You're not my mother.
<Holy Crusade> Luminier: Youre on my line aren't you?
<Holy Crusade> You: Honorary mother...?
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Mother Lumi.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:47 pm
by Wade
Archer wildly and furiously kicks water at you with the speed and fury
of a wild and furious halfling.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:58 pm
by Arsicas
It's Day.
In the Arborea forest. The vegetation is relatively light here. Between the
trees, some undergrowth seems to be the home for squirrels and birds. A
little path leads to the north and southwest.
A large elm tree grows here.
There are six obvious exits: north[r], east, southeast, south,
southwest[r], west.
A huckleberry bush.
A wet green female frog meditating....
Someone has been teaching the frogs to meditate...
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:58 am
by Asraline
Arsicas wrote:It's Day.
In the Arborea forest. The vegetation is relatively light here. Between the
trees, some undergrowth seems to be the home for squirrels and birds. A
little path leads to the north and southwest.
A large elm tree grows here.
There are six obvious exits: north[r], east, southeast, south,
southwest[r], west.
A huckleberry bush.
A wet green female frog meditating....
Someone has been teaching the frogs to meditate...
The Shao-Lin?
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:13 am
by Aslak
Must have been a Shaolin Tshahark...
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 6:42 am
by Wade
<Forest Children> Archer: we buy a giant cake
<Forest Children> Archer: and serve it to someone
<Forest Children> Archer: and then i pop out of it
<Forest Children> Archer: ON a war hamster
<Forest Children> You: what happens next?
><Forest Children> Archer: i ride around the room
><Forest Children> Archer: and maybe do some tricks?
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:01 pm
by luminier
Things are slow in the ranger world I see!
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 6:15 pm
by Arsicas
The thick studded leather jacket seems to contain one or more magic items of weeny magic power.
Arsicas has discovered weeny magic power! That's, um... how he gets all the ladies?
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 3:11 am
by ghalt
The pair of thick leather trousers seems to contain one or more magic items of immense magic power.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:17 am
by Wade
Ghalt asks Rudolpho in Common: got a shovel?
Rudolpho tells Ghalt in Common: I do.
Ghalt asks Rudolpho in Common: can I have a shovel?
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: Have is a strong word.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: borrow
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: You may see mine.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: hold
Ghalt asks Rudolpho in Common: would you let another man hold your
shovel?
Rudolpho tells Ghalt in Common: This shovel is very dear to me.
Rudolpho tells Ghalt in Common: And yes... yes I would.
Ghalt nods happily.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:58 pm
by luminier
>The head of a skeleton decays to a skull.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:17 pm
by ghalt
Andy[female human,fwoosher] says in Common: I think I know what your problem is.
Andy[female human,fwoosher] looks at you.
Ghalt's ears tilt towards Andy[female human,fwoosher].
Andy[female human,fwoosher] tells you in Common: Your womanly charms are lacking.
You ask Andy[female human,fwoosher] in Common: oh?
You frown. Is something wrong?
Andy[female human,fwoosher] tells you in Common: You should find a wig and a couple of apples, it might help.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:09 am
by ghalt
Ax[male dwarf] grumbles in Common: Yeti up dere
Ax[male dwarf] grumbles in Common: Don't go
Kaije[male human] says in Khuzdul: Yet where?
Kaije[male human] says in Khuzdul: Can we eat it?
Kaije, asking the important questions.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 4:30 pm
by fernao
And he isn't even an honorary tshahark !
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:18 pm
by Wade
You say softly in Common: I'm a cold, stern, intimidating person.
Silvyr gruffly says in Common: Actually that defines your my whole first impression of you.
Silvyr agrees.
Silvyr gruffly says in Common: Glad we can agree on something.
You say softly in Common: I'm agreeable for cold and stern.
Silvyr gruffly says in Common: Ill just agree so I don't get punched.
Silvyr agrees.
You say softly in Common: The last person I punched died.
Silvyr gruffly says in Common: That is why I am agreeing.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:37 pm
by luminier
Wade = Less cuddly than ever
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:49 pm
by Aturshus
The furry green-skinned male orc swings his right fist at your torso,
but your chainmail deflects all damage.
You are pushed back to the second row.
This orc is hulking out. Too bad he still can't hurt me.
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:26 am
by Ottarr
You ask the dusty red female kangaroo in Common: me
The dusty red female kangaroo says in Common: Yeah, I've heard about
you. You always seem to have a kind word and a helping hand for others.
The dusty red female kangaroo smiles.
lovely roo
Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:18 am
by Ottarr
You start listening at the exit leading west.
>[west]
A male orc voice says: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Thanks for that. VERY enlightening.