Animals I hate.

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Urlyth
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Re: Animals I hate.

#21 Post by Urlyth » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:53 am

What's wrong with humans? :twisted:
Males

They are they are seldom house trained.
They wander off and come back all innocent like nothing was wrong.
They are often over sexed unless you get two bricks and doctor them!!

Females

They are doe eyed and loving.
They often end up as mommies from wandering males with no fidelity.
They are sometimes annoyingly fussy at licking and cleaning.


:roll:

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Re: Animals I hate.

#22 Post by Eleassa » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:58 am

Urlyth wrote: Males

They are they are seldom house trained.
They wander off and come back all innocent like nothing was wrong.
They are often over sexed unless you get two bricks and doctor them!!

Females

They are doe eyed and loving.
They often end up as mommies from wandering males with no fidelity.
They are sometimes annoyingly fussy at licking and cleaning.


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Are you sure you're discussing humans? Sounds like intact rats to me, except those males are easy to housebreak (aka litterbox train)
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Re: Animals I hate.

#23 Post by Yngwe » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:05 pm

Humans do NOT make good pets.
They always want to be the center of attention.
They eat too much or are too picky about what they eat.
They whine incessently.
They argue about everything with everyone.
And this is especially true of their doe-eyed.

I mean... look at me:
Fat, old, with greasy hair arranged in a fashionable comb-over.
Bottle bottom glasses.
Worn khaki shorts and stained 'wife-beater' t-shirt.
Argyle socks worn warmly and comfortably in sandals.
Somewhat hirsute - except on my head.
And constantly muttering about burning the building down.
See?
Terrible pets, humans.

I'll take the 'cat' in the picture. :D
Oh! Got one in black with a white stripe down it's back?
Pretty kitty with bad breath.

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Re: Animals I hate.

#24 Post by Delia » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:24 pm

Humans are also way harder to toss out from your bed. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Animals I hate.

#25 Post by glasp » Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:32 am

Okay, that's true. But you can make them do all kinds of tricks.

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