Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!

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Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!

#1 Post by luminier » Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:12 pm

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You are physically 50 years old.
Your birthdate is 01/02/1095 AA (Day of Sacrifice).
This is advanced age for a human.

Mentally... 12 years old.
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#2 Post by Allurana » Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:22 pm

Do Crusaders offer a pension plan at 65?

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#3 Post by Eluriel » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:36 am

Pfft, 50? Eluriel's over 100. Silly humans.

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#4 Post by Drayn » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:55 am

Allurana wrote:Do Crusaders offer a pension plan at 65?
I think in general, everyone is just amazed they survived that long and still have their own hip.

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#5 Post by luminier » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:07 am

Taniel's banging out hips for me every weekend.
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#6 Post by Drayn » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:39 am

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>rrlimb luminier

You begin to chant the prayer for the 'restore limb' miracle.

You lay your hands on Luminier and regrow his hip with your god given powers.

>rrescold luminier

You start to chant the prayer and to make the gestures for the 'resist coldness' miracle.

You point at Luminier and suddenly he is surrounded by a tartan blanket and a pair of fuzzy slippers appear on his feet.

>rdrink luminier

You start to chant the prayer and to make the gestures for the 'drinking' miracle.

You spread your arms wide, spinning around in a full circle as you bring your hands together to form a large mug. As Taniel's power is unleashed, hot coco forms in the air above your cupped hands pouring down to fill it.

>rfood luminier

You start to chant the prayer and to make the gestures for the 'feeding' miracle.

You speak the holy mantra and an angel with a tea trolly pops along with a bowl of nutritious banana flavoured goop and prunes which she begins to feed to Luminier, answering any protestations with "It's good for you".
I will have the babies of the wizard who codes this for Lumi :D. Yes I know I'm a guy, but for that much awesome I'll work something out.

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#7 Post by luminier » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:47 pm

oh my goodness i laughed drayn
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#8 Post by glorfindel » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:16 pm

Drayn wrote:
I will have the babies of the wizard who codes this for Lumi :D. Yes I know I'm a guy, but for that much awesome I'll work something out.
Careful what you wish for there, I've seen some of those opportunities being taken on in the past ;)

Still mwhahah, I found it pretty amusing as an interlude :-)

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