Awful Fantasy

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Ozzie
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Awful Fantasy

#1 Post by Ozzie » Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:18 pm

https://twitter.com/AwfulFantasy

" 'How'd you get that scar?' he asked. 'Burnt by soup,' Tret grunted. 'Not every scar is from battle. That's how realistic this world is.'"

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Re: Awful Fantasy

#2 Post by ghalt » Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:14 pm

"The darkness enveloped him like a letter being put in an envelope. And he was being mailed off to Deathtown, first class. Postage paid."
"In no time he had the sword master on his knees. He was the chosen one. He didn't need to train very much with a sword because of magic."
This is a beautiful thing and I thank you.

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Re: Awful Fantasy

#3 Post by Eluriel » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:13 am

"The Seductress rose from the pond. The knight was confused, but since she was naked, he was also aroused. Also because she's a Seductress."

Now I'm going to be reading this all night. :P

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Re: Awful Fantasy

#4 Post by Aturshus » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:21 am

This is great. Love it!

"The creepy Prince reached out to touch Maria's face. She recoiled, like a hobo being peed upon."

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