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Awful Fantasy

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:18 pm
by Ozzie
https://twitter.com/AwfulFantasy

" 'How'd you get that scar?' he asked. 'Burnt by soup,' Tret grunted. 'Not every scar is from battle. That's how realistic this world is.'"

Re: Awful Fantasy

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:14 pm
by ghalt
"The darkness enveloped him like a letter being put in an envelope. And he was being mailed off to Deathtown, first class. Postage paid."
"In no time he had the sword master on his knees. He was the chosen one. He didn't need to train very much with a sword because of magic."
This is a beautiful thing and I thank you.

Re: Awful Fantasy

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:13 am
by Eluriel
"The Seductress rose from the pond. The knight was confused, but since she was naked, he was also aroused. Also because she's a Seductress."

Now I'm going to be reading this all night. :P

Re: Awful Fantasy

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:21 am
by Aturshus
This is great. Love it!

"The creepy Prince reached out to touch Maria's face. She recoiled, like a hobo being peed upon."