Appearance

[Desiderea]

I once saw a pointy-eared human. I was a bit confused. But I really got a kick out of this one:

A curvaceous middle-aged male elf.

I guess he has... a different sort of curves?

[luminier]

i still think voluptuous males are the most confusing.

[matusalem]

What's so confusing about that; it should be fairly obvious. It is a male with large, round mammaries. Pretty simple.

[caelia]

Matusalem is a bit confused on this matter; he is actually describing a "buxom" male. Voluptuous males are a bit curvier all around, although less so then the honest-to-goodness curvaceous males.

[luminier]

at any rate, it should not be. men are not curvy beings.

[Minariel]

I dunno... If you kick em hard enough in the right places, they tend to turn in to a ball. Balls are like one big curve.

[luminier]

And thats why I might start wearing plate leggings.

[Arwenth]

And thats why I might start wearing plate leggings.

And what reason would one of us lasses have for kicking?

[Minariel]

Don't worry, some day I'll have the "drum" ability, then your armour won't matter for that.

[luminier]

Don't worry, some day I'll have the "drum" ability, then your armour won't matter for that.

*tries not to make dirty joke*


Im sure somewhere a woman wants to kick Luminier in the groin. You just haven't met them yet.

[lanyara]

It actually continues:

An ageless maimed female elf.

// Quite obviously, this must be a survivor of the
// attack by the dark priests. Maimed guards? Is
// there no quality ensurance for Elvandar guards?
// Perhaps pretty low on resources ...

// But there is more:

A black-toothed young male elf and a youthful kindly male elf.

// Black-toothed? Hmmm ... someone might want to check
// the overall health issue - what will be next, blind
// guards without arms and legs? Naked guards?
// Everything seems possible.

[luminier]

Im pretty sure ive seen green skinned guards lol

[lanyara]

Hmm could be Lilithian influence ... or poisoned food ... or someone eating elf meat (are ghouls green?)

[matusalem]

Ghouls have greenskin. In fact, there was a time when certain powerful characters automatically assumed characters rolled with the "green-skinned" adjective to be ghouls from the start. It made for some interesting RP for a brand spankin' new character.

[Arwenth]

Randomly looking over threads and I stumbled back across this one and I just wanted to say I'm no longer worried about the fact that Arwenth finds goblinoids sometimes nice and attractive. I am much more concerned about seeing 'wonderful, handsome and attractive' in relation to a few of the Gruesome masked males running about ...

[lanyara]

Now we finally understand why crusaders need chastity!

[lanyara]

Arborean guards have peculiar guys as well. I wonder if that one-eyed man has problems measuring the distance:

Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.

[Arwenth]

Arborean guards have peculiar guys as well. I wonder if that one-eyed man has problems measuring the distance:

Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.

Nah. He took one-eyed fighting lessons from Luminier

[Sairina]

>l at butterfly
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.

[Zehren]

>l at butterfly
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.

Of course it does! It's a butterfly! An insect! You know: Bzzzzzzz, bzzzz, attack arborea with mouthy parts?