Appearance
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- Desiderea
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Re: Appearance
I once saw a pointy-eared human. I was a bit confused. But I really got a kick out of this one:
A curvaceous middle-aged male elf.
I guess he has... a different sort of curves?
A curvaceous middle-aged male elf.
I guess he has... a different sort of curves?
- luminier
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Re: Appearance
i still think voluptuous males are the most confusing.
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- matusalem
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Re: Appearance
What's so confusing about that; it should be fairly obvious. It is a male with large, round mammaries. Pretty simple.
- caelia
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Re: Appearance
Matusalem is a bit confused on this matter; he is actually describing a "buxom" male. Voluptuous males are a bit curvier all around, although less so then the honest-to-goodness curvaceous males.
- luminier
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Re: Appearance
at any rate, it should not be. men are not curvy beings.
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Re: Appearance
I dunno... If you kick em hard enough in the right places, they tend to turn in to a ball. Balls are like one big curve.
- luminier
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Re: Appearance
And thats why I might start wearing plate leggings.
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- Arwenth
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Re: Appearance
And what reason would one of us lasses have for kicking?luminier wrote:And thats why I might start wearing plate leggings.
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Re: Appearance
Don't worry, some day I'll have the "drum" ability, then your armour won't matter for that.
- luminier
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Re: Appearance
*tries not to make dirty joke*Minariel wrote:Don't worry, some day I'll have the "drum" ability, then your armour won't matter for that.
Im sure somewhere a woman wants to kick Luminier in the groin. You just haven't met them yet.
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Re: Appearance
It actually continues:
An ageless maimed female elf.
// Quite obviously, this must be a survivor of the
// attack by the dark priests. Maimed guards? Is
// there no quality ensurance for Elvandar guards?
// Perhaps pretty low on resources ...
// But there is more:
A black-toothed young male elf and a youthful kindly male elf.
// Black-toothed? Hmmm ... someone might want to check
// the overall health issue - what will be next, blind
// guards without arms and legs? Naked guards?
// Everything seems possible.
An ageless maimed female elf.
// Quite obviously, this must be a survivor of the
// attack by the dark priests. Maimed guards? Is
// there no quality ensurance for Elvandar guards?
// Perhaps pretty low on resources ...
// But there is more:
A black-toothed young male elf and a youthful kindly male elf.
// Black-toothed? Hmmm ... someone might want to check
// the overall health issue - what will be next, blind
// guards without arms and legs? Naked guards?
// Everything seems possible.
Best race: halflings.
- luminier
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Re: Appearance
Im pretty sure ive seen green skinned guards lol
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Re: Appearance
Hmm could be Lilithian influence ... or poisoned food ... or someone eating elf meat (are ghouls green?)
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- matusalem
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Re: Appearance
Ghouls have greenskin. In fact, there was a time when certain powerful characters automatically assumed characters rolled with the "green-skinned" adjective to be ghouls from the start. It made for some interesting RP for a brand spankin' new character.
- Arwenth
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Re: Appearance
Randomly looking over threads and I stumbled back across this one and I just wanted to say I'm no longer worried about the fact that Arwenth finds goblinoids sometimes nice and attractive. I am much more concerned about seeing 'wonderful, handsome and attractive' in relation to a few of the Gruesome masked males running about ...
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Re: Appearance
Arborean guards have peculiar guys as well. I wonder if that one-eyed man has problems measuring the distance:
Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.
Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.
Best race: halflings.
- Arwenth
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Re: Appearance
Nah. He took one-eyed fighting lessons from Luminierlanyara wrote:Arborean guards have peculiar guys as well. I wonder if that one-eyed man has problems measuring the distance:
Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.
“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.”
- Sairina
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Re: Appearance
>l at butterfly
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.
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Re: Appearance
Of course it does! It's a butterfly! An insect! You know: Bzzzzzzz, bzzzz, attack arborea with mouthy parts?Sairina wrote:>l at butterfly
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.
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