Fun moments / Great quotes
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
// Edited slightly, removed a few lines in between - tshaharks
// can give good advice:
Kaspitan[tshahark] hisses in Common: Part of tailzss gone.
Hmmmmm.
Ack!
Kaspitan[tshahark] thumps what's left of his tail against the ground looking
at the bow at the end with a sigh.
You comfort Kaspitan[tshahark].
Crimson[tshahark] hisses in Common: Crimzsson sink Kazsspitan should protect
tail better!
// can give good advice:
Kaspitan[tshahark] hisses in Common: Part of tailzss gone.
Hmmmmm.
Ack!
Kaspitan[tshahark] thumps what's left of his tail against the ground looking
at the bow at the end with a sigh.
You comfort Kaspitan[tshahark].
Crimson[tshahark] hisses in Common: Crimzsson sink Kazsspitan should protect
tail better!
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
// Edited slightly, removed a few lines in between:
Kaseo[human] introduces himself as: Kaseo Urura, Apprentice of Shao-Lin.
You peer slightly.
You talk quietly in Common: Apprentice?!
Kaseo[human] blinks.
Kaseo[human] tells you in Common: Apprentice!
> l at belt on kaseo
You see a black Shao-Lin belt.
On the belt you see a name: Kaseo.
It is in prime condition.
You nod slowly to Kaseo[human].
You talk quietly in Common: Yes.... yes.... yes!
Kaseo[human] sighs.
You emote: Tanriel wags his right forefinger at Kaseo[human]
meaningfully.
Kaseo[human] tells you in Common: I've still much to learn.
You talk quietly in Common: So the Apprentices now wear black belts!
You smile slightly at Kaseo[human].
Kaseo[human] grins.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh yes. The Shaolins always learn...
Kaseo[human] tells you in Common: Only the slow ones.
Kaseo[human] winks at you.
Kaseo[human] introduces himself as: Kaseo Urura, Apprentice of Shao-Lin.
You peer slightly.
You talk quietly in Common: Apprentice?!
Kaseo[human] blinks.
Kaseo[human] tells you in Common: Apprentice!
> l at belt on kaseo
You see a black Shao-Lin belt.
On the belt you see a name: Kaseo.
It is in prime condition.
You nod slowly to Kaseo[human].
You talk quietly in Common: Yes.... yes.... yes!
Kaseo[human] sighs.
You emote: Tanriel wags his right forefinger at Kaseo[human]
meaningfully.
Kaseo[human] tells you in Common: I've still much to learn.
You talk quietly in Common: So the Apprentices now wear black belts!
You smile slightly at Kaseo[human].
Kaseo[human] grins.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh yes. The Shaolins always learn...
Kaseo[human] tells you in Common: Only the slow ones.
Kaseo[human] winks at you.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
// Removed a lot in the following snippet, just to focus on what
// seemed important - the topic was, more or less, the heaven
// miracle or rather the "ways" miracle:
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Miracles.
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: I suppose she might explain it
better.
Rudolpho[elf] gestures vaguely.
Amayah[elf] says in Common: But she disappeared into it.
Rudolpho[elf] nods.
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: It's a portal to heaven.
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: You would imagine there to be more
unclothed angels in heaven; however, I didn't see any when I went through
it.
// seemed important - the topic was, more or less, the heaven
// miracle or rather the "ways" miracle:
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: Miracles.
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: I suppose she might explain it
better.
Rudolpho[elf] gestures vaguely.
Amayah[elf] says in Common: But she disappeared into it.
Rudolpho[elf] nods.
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: It's a portal to heaven.
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: You would imagine there to be more
unclothed angels in heaven; however, I didn't see any when I went through
it.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Tanriel shows that saying this game 'has it's moments' would be a severe understatement (not that I would say that, I have a better opinion of geas than that). Geez, how many moments is that?
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
You say in Common: You look like a friend of mine!
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf stinks awfully.
You sniff.
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf says in Common: Ahh!
You say in Common: You smell like him too
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf sniffs.
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf nods seriously.
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf stinks awfully.
You sniff.
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf says in Common: Ahh!
You say in Common: You smell like him too
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf sniffs.
The wide-eyed tousled male half-elf nods seriously.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Ghalt holds up a finger.
Ghalt gets many gold coins from his bag.
Ghalt leaves east.
Twig looks east.
Twig says in Common: Yanna is a lucky lady
Ghalt gets many gold coins from his bag.
Ghalt leaves east.
Twig looks east.
Twig says in Common: Yanna is a lucky lady
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Gray clouds cover the sky and it is raining. A strong wind blows
from the southeast.
Dark clouds form a menacing storm. The wind blows with such a force that it
is hard to hold your balance.
The wind lifts 56 copper coins and blows it northwest.
from the southeast.
Dark clouds form a menacing storm. The wind blows with such a force that it
is hard to hold your balance.
The wind lifts 56 copper coins and blows it northwest.
Life is but a butterflies dream


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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Poor mages.fernao wrote:The wind lifts 56 copper coins and blows it northwest.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
You feel less healthy.
You feel so much more tired, you wish you were dead.
You hear a voice speaking in your mind, telling you "----- is a traitor and
an enemy of the Crusade. The punishment for this crime is death. Go and
execute our will!"
You feel much better.
You feel so much more tired, you wish you were dead.
You hear a voice speaking in your mind, telling you "----- is a traitor and
an enemy of the Crusade. The punishment for this crime is death. Go and
execute our will!"
You feel much better.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
The ugly one-eyed female orc points at Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh]
A fiery bird of prey materializes in front of Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh], swoops down on her and impacts with an explosion of
flames.
WHOOSSHHHHHHH!
The ornamented leather quiver of Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh] starts to burn.
The padded tunic of Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh] starts to burn.
The pair of thick leather trousers of Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh] starts to burn.
The emerald robe of Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh] starts to burn.
The small leather backpack of Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh] starts to burn.
Taisiya[female human,tuhseeuh] says quietly in Common: So where's the fire?
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
poSkragna: and poor skragna is a thousand year-old virgin
poSkragna: like, seriously, what the actual @#*( were they thinking "CELIBACY"
poGhalt: unicrons
poSkragna: TOO BIG TO RIDE 'EM
poGhalt: haha
poSkragna: T_T
poSkragna: but really
poGhalt: HAHA
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Counting an innocent stack of coppers while I rest and heal after a bunch of fighting.
"The last count reached 1460."
It's a good thing I'm not depositing these. The poor bank clerk would die.
"The last count reached 1460."
It's a good thing I'm not depositing these. The poor bank clerk would die.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
// Monks and flying carpets apparently is a thing 
You ask Elani[female half-elf] in Common: Is there anything specific you do wish to know about us monks ?
Hmmmmm.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Well, only why ye do not have flying carpets maybe.
You tell Aslak[male human] in Common: I would presume that magic users and clerics would have problems with us using flying carpets. We had to stash them away.
Aslak[male human] grins.
Elani[female half-elf] chuckles silently.
Elani[female half-elf] brings her hands to her scarred face, eyes alight with unspent laughter.
You ask Aslak[male human] in Common: You were not just asking to see if I would trip and reveal that I had one with me, were you ?
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Well, it is not my city, so ye can fly all ye want.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Just do not fly over to Arborea.
Aslak[male human] grins.
You tell Aslak[male human] in Common: You'll have to forgive me, I do not take such risks, I'd rather not fly at all.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: I think ye are on the "no fly list" there.
You nod understandingly to Aslak[male human].
You speak calmly in Common: Shame about the carpet, though.
Elani[female half-elf] points up at the sky and shakes her head.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Ye remember, only carpets woven by child tshaharks are legal in Arborea...and well, there just aren't child tshaharks

You ask Elani[female half-elf] in Common: Is there anything specific you do wish to know about us monks ?
Hmmmmm.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Well, only why ye do not have flying carpets maybe.
You tell Aslak[male human] in Common: I would presume that magic users and clerics would have problems with us using flying carpets. We had to stash them away.
Aslak[male human] grins.
Elani[female half-elf] chuckles silently.
Elani[female half-elf] brings her hands to her scarred face, eyes alight with unspent laughter.
You ask Aslak[male human] in Common: You were not just asking to see if I would trip and reveal that I had one with me, were you ?
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Well, it is not my city, so ye can fly all ye want.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Just do not fly over to Arborea.
Aslak[male human] grins.
You tell Aslak[male human] in Common: You'll have to forgive me, I do not take such risks, I'd rather not fly at all.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: I think ye are on the "no fly list" there.
You nod understandingly to Aslak[male human].
You speak calmly in Common: Shame about the carpet, though.
Elani[female half-elf] points up at the sky and shakes her head.
Aslak[male human] yells in Common: Ye remember, only carpets woven by child tshaharks are legal in Arborea...and well, there just aren't child tshaharks
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Osiron greets in Common: my friend jenkinzss izss frog looking for
zssekssy zssinglezss raccoon zsspiritzss
Osiron points at Jenkins.
Osiron greets in Common: half a pound of manly zssteel
Osiron greets in Common: and zssekss appeal
Osiron greets in Common: all tozsse zssingle lady raccoonzss are
mizsszssing out
zssekssy zssinglezss raccoon zsspiritzss
Osiron points at Jenkins.
Osiron greets in Common: half a pound of manly zssteel
Osiron greets in Common: and zssekss appeal
Osiron greets in Common: all tozsse zssingle lady raccoonzss are
mizsszssing out
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: Phelan
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: Juzsst mezsszssage me zssaid oser way...
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: What se sat mean
Richardz ponders the situation.
Ironbeard tells Richardz in Common: Ah dunt know!
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: Maybe he on road
Ironbeard wearily echos in Common: kint he use landmarks?
Ironbeard wearily echos in Common: like normal folk?
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: Juzsst mezsszssage me zssaid oser way...
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: What se sat mean
Richardz ponders the situation.
Ironbeard tells Richardz in Common: Ah dunt know!
Richardz hungrily and heavily rumbles in Common: Maybe he on road
Ironbeard wearily echos in Common: kint he use landmarks?
Ironbeard wearily echos in Common: like normal folk?
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
It's Night.
On the Amward Plains, near a lake.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, southwest, west,
northwest
A noisy gypsy caravan.
>The noisy gypsy neuter caravan died.
l
It's Night.
On the Amward Plains, near a lake.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, southwest, west,
northwest
A corpse of a noisy gypsy neuter caravan.
On the Amward Plains, near a lake.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, southwest, west,
northwest
A noisy gypsy caravan.
>The noisy gypsy neuter caravan died.
l
It's Night.
On the Amward Plains, near a lake.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, southwest, west,
northwest
A corpse of a noisy gypsy neuter caravan.
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Setsuna asks Brom in Common: Have you ever thought of styling your
beard?
Brom looks at Setsuna.
Brom goes hmmmm.
Brom takes his beard in his hands.
Brom splits his beard into two strands, down the centre.
Brom lifts each side up to to top of his head and ties a bow.
Brom croaks softly in Common: done.
beard?
Brom looks at Setsuna.
Brom goes hmmmm.
Brom takes his beard in his hands.
Brom splits his beard into two strands, down the centre.
Brom lifts each side up to to top of his head and ties a bow.
Brom croaks softly in Common: done.
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Calla looks at Sebastian.
Calla sings in Common: oh my
You look at Sebastian.
A helpful human, well in his fifties. He is dressed in a very formal style.
He wears a black suit, and really looks like a majordomo.
He is of normal height and fat for a human.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
Calla sings in Common: don't look!
Calla throws her head back and cackles with glee!
Calla sings in Common: he's so fat
Calla sings in Common: oh. he can hear me
Calla sings in Common: oh my
You look at Sebastian.
A helpful human, well in his fifties. He is dressed in a very formal style.
He wears a black suit, and really looks like a majordomo.
He is of normal height and fat for a human.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
Calla sings in Common: don't look!
Calla throws her head back and cackles with glee!
Calla sings in Common: he's so fat
Calla sings in Common: oh. he can hear me
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Re: Fun moments / Great quotes
Wade shakes her head.
Wade looks west.
Wade says quickly in Common: Haven't touched his balls
Wade scratches her head.
Corl walks in from west.
Wade says quickly in Common: I thought I saw him grabbing them...
Wade looks west.
Wade says quickly in Common: Haven't touched his balls
Wade scratches her head.
Corl walks in from west.
Wade says quickly in Common: I thought I saw him grabbing them...