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#441 Post by Loreena » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:22 pm

While accidently goin the wrong way in Arborea....

You travel a short distance south.
The Arborea Tannershop.
Oh what a stench! A terrible mixture of smells makes the air of this small
stone hall nearly unbreathable. It reeks of of rotten fat, wet furs,
agressive chemicals and leather, not even the huge windows in the northern
wall seem to have any effect onto the air quality. The entire hall is built
of massive stone, the walls are entirely undecorated except some cupboards
at the southern wall obviously containing a large collection of finest
leathers.
A massive stone counter dominates the room, pushed to the western wall is
an open box filled with fur leavings, small leather pieces and some greasy
substance. A small sign attached to the eastern wall.
There are three obvious exits: north, east, west.
Crewbury and a small quick male squirrel.
>Crewbury sorts some pieces of leather.
Crewbury examines you.
Crewbury says in Common: Can I help you?
Crewbury says in Common: Hey, stop! Small quick male squirrel!
Crewbury says in Common: Only members are allowed to enter those
rooms!


No squirrel don't do it, you have so much to live for! Make them hunt you don't give youself to the tanners!

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#442 Post by Wade » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:03 pm

You tell Reptar in Common: Stand menacingly in front of those bushes
there.
Reptar tries to look thoughtful.
Reptar smirks.
Luminier nods knowingly to you.
Luminier looks west.
Reptar wedges himself between two trees.
Brom croaks softly in Common: shit
Brom croaks softly in Common: yer gonna git stuck
Reptar looks at Brom.
Reptar laughs.
Luminier smirks.
Reptar curses.

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#443 Post by Reptar » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:39 am

Brom knows Reptar so well :lol:

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#444 Post by Arsicas » Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:13 am

The mysterious silver-tongued female elf tells Aslak in Common: STOP
FUCKING BURNING THINGS.

Damn Asrals. ;)


<OOC>: Thorum: Can't seem to find the correct syntax to get all
the bone greaves.
<OOC>: Reptar: its greaveses lol
<OOC>: Thorum: hah.
<OOC>: lol
<OOC>: Wade: hehehe okay smeagol
<OOC>: Reptar: :D


And from earlier, after discussing going for a swim with these two, Arsicas reenters the room to hear...

Calla says in Common: i can't swim infront of himin my knickers
Calla goes ack!
You chuckle.
Wade giggles.
You speak softly in Common: I do not mind.
You grin.
Calla blushes deep red.
Wade wiggles her bottom.
Calla tries to tickle Wade.
Wade quickly tries to tickle Calla.
Duncan hisses in Common: love not keepzss zssomeone alive
You speak softly in Common: Sometimes it's all that keeps one
alive.
You smile slightly.

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#445 Post by Aslak » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:13 pm

The mysterious silver-tongued female elf tells Aslak in Common: STOP
FUCKING BURNING THINGS.
Now that is what elves see as silver-tongued?

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#446 Post by ferranifer » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:23 pm

Haha!

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#447 Post by Aslak » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:51 pm

The mysterious silver-tongued female elf tells Aslak in Common: STOP
FUCKING BURNING THINGS.
Now that is what elves see as silver-tongued? :mrgreen:

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#448 Post by luminier » Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:44 pm

Aslak wrote:
The mysterious silver-tongued female elf tells Aslak in Common: STOP
FUCKING BURNING THINGS.
Now that is what elves see as silver-tongued? :mrgreen:
when i made luminier, i thought it meant i literally had a silver tongue.

kidding, i made luminier to be a super big player who could sweet talk all the ladies. thats why i joined the crusaders :wink:
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#449 Post by Wade » Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:19 am

Mil tells you in Common: Chopped dwarf's aren't meat. Oddly
enough.

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: It's potato!

Mil says in a musical tone in Common: Then again... they also aren't
dwarves. Thankfully.

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: This isn't Ironhold!
Luminier peers intently.

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#450 Post by luminier » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:51 am

You say deeply and quietly in Common: Greetings Priest
Luminier nods formally.
Aturshus says clearly: Isopexieikil.
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#451 Post by Wade » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:24 am

Luminier tells Aenima in Common: It happened to Ceinna too.

Aenima grumbles in Common: Maybe we'll learn fer next time
Aenima grins.

Luminier tells Aenima in Common: Now you two are twins.
Luminier nods wisely.

Aenima frowns.
Aenima grumbles in Common: Dunno if I like that

Luminier is sharpening his long leaf-bladed spear.
Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: You don't want to marry
Brand?

You giggle.

Luminier says deeply and quietly in Common: I learned something about
you today.

Aenima looks at Luminier.
Aenima shakes his head.
Aenima grumbles in Common: Dunno what goes through yer head
sometimes.

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#452 Post by Aslak » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:15 pm

Mazar[dwarf] gives a beer to Volog[human].
Volog[human] says in Common: Aaaah, greetings Avatar!
Volog[human] tells Mazar[dwarf] in Common: How about a beer for an old veteran, Avatar!
Volog[human] smiles thankfully at Mazar[dwarf].
A poor beggar walks across the street, searching for food.
Volog[human] tells Mazar[dwarf] in Common: Ah, finally! Thanks, mate!
Volog[human] drinks from a beer.
Volog[human] drops seventyone empty bottles.
Mazar[dwarf] asks Volog[human] in Common: seventyone?!
Volog[human] says in Common: I don't have anything to say about that.
Mazar[dwarf] mumbles in Common: hell..
Now we have proof that being a beggar is the best job to have!

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#453 Post by Aturshus » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:13 pm

You look at the skinny ageless female elf.
This is obviously a guard.
She has silver eyes.
She is tall and plump for an elf.
She looks gorgeous.
She is in good shape.
She is extremely alert.
She is wielding a lance with her right hand.
She is wearing an elegant steel helmet, a left chain boot, a left chain
gauntlet, a long wide white cape, a pair of chain-leggings, a right chain
boot and a right chain gauntlet.
You surmise that she wears additional body armours and clothing under this.
stand

So confused...

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#454 Post by Wade » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:32 pm

Aturshus wrote:You look at the skinny ageless female elf.
This is obviously a guard.
She has silver eyes.
She is tall and plump for an elf.
She looks gorgeous.
She is in good shape.
She is extremely alert.
She is wielding a lance with her right hand.
She is wearing an elegant steel helmet, a left chain boot, a left chain
gauntlet, a long wide white cape, a pair of chain-leggings, a right chain
boot and a right chain gauntlet.
You surmise that she wears additional body armours and clothing under this.
stand

So confused...
Even fat elves are skinny :roll:

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#455 Post by Allalltar » Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:59 am

Some days I'm convinced I need to fix these guards. then the amount of silly moments they are good for... ;-)

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#456 Post by Aslak » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:25 pm

ask dwarf clean shaven
You ask Antoine[dwarf] in Common: clean shaven
>Antoine[dwarf] grumbles in Common: Very well, clean shaven.
Antoine[dwarf] grumbles in Common: I'll start right now.
Antoine[dwarf] wields a razor in his left hand.
Antoine[dwarf] starts to cut your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] cuts a bit from your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] goes hmmmm.
Antoine[dwarf] cuts a bit more from your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] looks at your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] soaps your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] starts to shave your remaining beard.
Antoine[dwarf] smiles thoughtfully.
Antoine[dwarf] nearly finished shaving your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] finished the work on your beard.
Antoine[dwarf] unwields a warhammer.
Antoine[dwarf] unwields a razor.
Uhm...dwarves use warhammers to shave? We REALLY need a barber in Arborea!

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#457 Post by luminier » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:55 pm

Gerrit tells Ganon in Quenya: Buy back your cursed soul for just 2 silvers,
buy a fish of Taniel today!

Fantastic.
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#458 Post by Wade » Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:06 pm

You offer the rose to Sirfalas for free.
You give the rose to Sirfalas.
Sirfalas studies the rose carefully.
Sirfalas asks in Common: For me?
Sirfalas raises her eyebrow at you.
You try to look thoughtful.
You say quickly in Common: Yes
Sirfalas asks in Common: The whole rose?
You laugh.
You say quickly in Common: That's what people usually give, not only the
stem or a few petals
Sirfalas looks at you.
Sirfalas mutters to herself while examining the rose.
Sirfalas silently whispers in Common: how weird people are...

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#459 Post by luminier » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:32 am

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The human grim rattling neuter skeleton swings its rusty axe at
your right foot, cleaves through your boot and cuts slightly through your
skin.
Your wounds start to bleed.
>
The bright white aura surrounding you flashes up.
The grim rattling female skeleton leaps forwards into a roll, comes
up under your defenses and slashes at you with her knife, cutting into your
right foot and hurting you critically.
Your wounds stopped bleeding.
Thanks for patching that up friend.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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#460 Post by luminier » Sun Mar 08, 2015 4:09 am

The huge ugly neuter troll swings its wicked left claw at Rex's
neck, slices through his helmet and cuts through his skin.

Rex's wounds start to bleed.

The huge ugly neuter troll kicks with its clawed left foot at
Rex's right arm, penetrates his chainmail and drills it slightly into his
right arm.

Reptar rams his armoured knee into the huge ugly neuter troll's clawed left
foot.

You swing your heavy morning-star at the huge ugly neuter troll's
wicked right claw and bruise its wicked right claw severely.
Reptar starts to chant a prayer and makes some strange
gestures.
Reptar seems to send a request for 'cure wounds' to Taniel.

>The huge ugly neuter troll says: Ulg thozk ushak on lut
xiyakopim!


>Rex says in a deep intimidating voice in Common: That supposed to
hurt?


You swing your bearded axe at the huge ugly neuter troll's wicked
right claw and cut through its skin.
Rex charges forward and rams his armoured elbow and shoulder into the huge
ugly neuter troll's rotten right leg with force.

The huge ugly neuter troll swings its wicked right claw at Rex's
neck, but he blocks the blow with his shield.
Rex is bleeding.


The huge ugly neuter troll kicks with its clawed right foot at
Rex's neck, impales his helmet and drills it deep into his neck.


The huge ugly neuter troll thrusts its wicked left claw at Rex's
right arm, but his chainmail deflects all damage.
Reptar lays his hands on Rex and some of his wounds seem to melt
away.
Reptar uses a gap in the huge ugly neuter troll's defense and smashes his
armoured head into its rotten left leg.
Rex is bleeding heavily!


Rex thrusts his long leaf-bladed spear at the huge ugly neuter
troll's rotten left leg and drills it slightly into its rotten left leg.

The huge ugly neuter troll kicks with its clawed left foot at
Rex's torso, but he blocks the blow with his shield.
Rex says in a deep intimidating voice in Common: which way safe
For some reason this had me in stitches.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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