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[luminier]

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Asraline[human] says in Common: It's just that he also started to explain to me his wishes list when I just asked 'what do ye want'?
.....
You emote: Aslak looks at his hand, staring in disbelieve.

^^ Queue another "Clerics too overpowered?" thread

[Wade]

<Holy Crusade> You: Reptar
<Holy Crusade> You: I need to borrow your beard.
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Huh?
<Holy Crusade> You: It's for the greater good I swear
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: But I'll die!
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: It's my life force!
<Holy Crusade> You: It's for the greater good!
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Oh, okay I guess that's fine. *sniff*
<Holy Crusade> Luminier: No killing dwarves for their beards, thats an
order.
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Hah!
<Holy Crusade> You: You're not my mother.
<Holy Crusade> Luminier: Youre on my line aren't you?
<Holy Crusade> You: Honorary mother...?
<Holy Crusade> Reptar: Mother Lumi.

[Wade]

Archer wildly and furiously kicks water at you with the speed and fury
of a wild and furious halfling.

[Arsicas]

It's Day.
In the Arborea forest. The vegetation is relatively light here. Between the
trees, some undergrowth seems to be the home for squirrels and birds. A
little path leads to the north and southwest.
A large elm tree grows here.
There are six obvious exits: north[r], east, southeast, south,
southwest[r], west.
A huckleberry bush.
A wet green female frog meditating....

Someone has been teaching the frogs to meditate...

[Asraline]

It's Day.
In the Arborea forest. The vegetation is relatively light here. Between the
trees, some undergrowth seems to be the home for squirrels and birds. A
little path leads to the north and southwest.
A large elm tree grows here.
There are six obvious exits: north[r], east, southeast, south,
southwest[r], west.
A huckleberry bush.
A wet green female frog meditating....

Someone has been teaching the frogs to meditate...

The Shao-Lin?

[Aslak]

Must have been a Shaolin Tshahark...

[Wade]

<Forest Children> Archer: we buy a giant cake
<Forest Children> Archer: and serve it to someone
<Forest Children> Archer: and then i pop out of it
<Forest Children> Archer: ON a war hamster
<Forest Children> You: what happens next?
><Forest Children> Archer: i ride around the room
><Forest Children> Archer: and maybe do some tricks?

[luminier]

Things are slow in the ranger world I see!

[Arsicas]

The thick studded leather jacket seems to contain one or more magic items of weeny magic power.

Arsicas has discovered weeny magic power! That's, um... how he gets all the ladies?

[ghalt]

The pair of thick leather trousers seems to contain one or more magic items of immense magic power.

>>

[Wade]

Ghalt asks Rudolpho in Common: got a shovel?
Rudolpho tells Ghalt in Common: I do.
Ghalt asks Rudolpho in Common: can I have a shovel?
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: Have is a strong word.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: borrow
Rudolpho calmly remarks in Common: You may see mine.
Ghalt rattles off in Common: hold
Ghalt asks Rudolpho in Common: would you let another man hold your
shovel?
Rudolpho tells Ghalt in Common: This shovel is very dear to me.
Rudolpho tells Ghalt in Common: And yes... yes I would.
Ghalt nods happily.

[luminier]

>The head of a skeleton decays to a skull.

[ghalt]

Andy[female human,fwoosher] says in Common: I think I know what your problem is.
Andy[female human,fwoosher] looks at you.
Ghalt's ears tilt towards Andy[female human,fwoosher].
Andy[female human,fwoosher] tells you in Common: Your womanly charms are lacking.
You ask Andy[female human,fwoosher] in Common: oh?
You frown. Is something wrong?
Andy[female human,fwoosher] tells you in Common: You should find a wig and a couple of apples, it might help.

[ghalt]

Ax[male dwarf] grumbles in Common: Yeti up dere
Ax[male dwarf] grumbles in Common: Don't go
Kaije[male human] says in Khuzdul: Yet where?
Kaije[male human] says in Khuzdul: Can we eat it?

Kaije, asking the important questions.

[fernao]

And he isn't even an honorary tshahark !

[Wade]

You say softly in Common: I'm a cold, stern, intimidating person.

Silvyr gruffly says in Common: Actually that defines your my whole first impression of you.
Silvyr agrees.
Silvyr gruffly says in Common: Glad we can agree on something.

You say softly in Common: I'm agreeable for cold and stern.

Silvyr gruffly says in Common: Ill just agree so I don't get punched.

Silvyr agrees.

You say softly in Common: The last person I punched died.

Silvyr gruffly says in Common: That is why I am agreeing.

[luminier]

Wade = Less cuddly than ever

[Aturshus]

The furry green-skinned male orc swings his right fist at your torso,
but your chainmail deflects all damage.
You are pushed back to the second row.

This orc is hulking out. Too bad he still can't hurt me.

[Ottarr]

You ask the dusty red female kangaroo in Common: me
The dusty red female kangaroo says in Common: Yeah, I've heard about
you. You always seem to have a kind word and a helping hand for others.
The dusty red female kangaroo smiles.

lovely roo

[Ottarr]

You start listening at the exit leading west.
>[west]
A male orc voice says: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Thanks for that. VERY enlightening.