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I once saw a pointy-eared human. I was a bit confused. But I really got a kick out of this one:

A curvaceous middle-aged male elf.

I guess he has... a different sort of curves?

i still think voluptuous males are the most confusing.

What's so confusing about that; it should be fairly obvious. It is a male with large, round mammaries. Pretty simple.

Matusalem is a bit confused on this matter; he is actually describing a "buxom" male. Voluptuous males are a bit curvier all around, although less so then the honest-to-goodness curvaceous males.

at any rate, it should not be. men are not curvy beings.

I dunno... If you kick em hard enough in the right places, they tend to turn in to a ball. Balls are like one big curve.

And thats why I might start wearing plate leggings.

luminier wrote:And thats why I might start wearing plate leggings.

And what reason would one of us lasses have for kicking?

Don't worry, some day I'll have the "drum" ability, then your armour won't matter for that.

Minariel wrote:Don't worry, some day I'll have the "drum" ability, then your armour won't matter for that.

*tries not to make dirty joke*


Im sure somewhere a woman wants to kick Luminier in the groin. You just haven't met them yet.

It actually continues:

An ageless maimed female elf.

// Quite obviously, this must be a survivor of the
// attack by the dark priests. Maimed guards? Is
// there no quality ensurance for Elvandar guards?
// Perhaps pretty low on resources ...

// But there is more:

A black-toothed young male elf and a youthful kindly male elf.

// Black-toothed? Hmmm ... someone might want to check
// the overall health issue - what will be next, blind
// guards without arms and legs? Naked guards?
// Everything seems possible.

Im pretty sure ive seen green skinned guards lol

Hmm could be Lilithian influence ... or poisoned food ... or someone eating elf meat (are ghouls green?)

Ghouls have greenskin. In fact, there was a time when certain powerful characters automatically assumed characters rolled with the "green-skinned" adjective to be ghouls from the start. It made for some interesting RP for a brand spankin' new character.

Randomly looking over threads and I stumbled back across this one and I just wanted to say I'm no longer worried about the fact that Arwenth finds goblinoids sometimes nice and attractive. I am much more concerned about seeing 'wonderful, handsome and attractive' in relation to a few of the Gruesome masked males running about ...

Now we finally understand why crusaders need chastity!

Arborean guards have peculiar guys as well. I wonder if that one-eyed man has problems measuring the distance:

Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.

lanyara wrote:Arborean guards have peculiar guys as well. I wonder if that one-eyed man has problems measuring the distance:

Thick-armed one-eyed male human.
He has chestnut eyes.
He has short gray hair and a clean shaven chin.
He is tall and fat for a human.
He looks fine.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a long halberd with his right hand and left hand.

Nah. He took one-eyed fighting lessons from Luminier

>l at butterfly
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.

Sairina wrote:>l at butterfly
A tiny butterfly with yellow shimmering wings.
It looks ugly.

Of course it does! It's a butterfly! An insect! You know: Bzzzzzzz, bzzzz, attack arborea with mouthy parts?