Fun moments / Great quotes

[Drayn]

Zehren, the Karmassassin!

[adanath]

The head of a skeleton decays to a skull.

[Drake]

Louis mentions in Common: Turian just finished a new newbie area
Louis mentions in Common: we need you to cut the red ribbon
Hmmmmm.
Drake performs wizard act of the greatest niceness.
You get Louis's left leg.
You give a Louis's left leg to Turian.
You say in Common: cut
Louis sighs deeply.
Louis mentions in Common: give me my leg back!

[Noryb]

COMMUNE to you from Maeus: Now to find something else to focus on thats quite fun and highly dangerous to my characters sanity >:3

You tell Maeus: Try typofixing for Turian

[Drake]

Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm.
Louis mentions in Common: hmm?
You emote: Drake is imitating the Crash Test Dummies.
Louis grins at you.

[Zehren]

It's Morning.
The rooftop of this marble building has been slightly fortified by thick,
wooden planks and wooden blocks. The wooden parts extend to cover the
ground, and the thicker blocks form a barrier which would barely reach the
waist of a normal gnoll. The rooftop can be accessed via a hole in its
northeastern corner. A chair is situated near the western wall. The
Ironhold Mountain rises to the west, with the Mining Road climbing up to
the top.
There is one obvious exit: down.
A stinking hairy male gnoll (surveying the area boredly).
Luxor[tshahark] storms in from down.
Aturshus[elf] gracefully enters from down.
Luxor[tshahark] and Aturshus[elf] followed you.

Wiry yet strong, this goblinoid's body is painted with many black stripes.
His head is covered in matted fur and a long dog-like snout sniffs the air
carefully. A tuft of brown fur juts out from the top of his scalp at an
angle.
He has red eyes.
He has a short brown beard.
He looks coarse.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wielding a barbed shortsword with his right hand.
He is wielding a barbed shortsword with his left hand.
He is wearing a battle helmet and a leather jacket.

The stinking hairy male gnoll looks very confused.
You ask the stinking hairy male gnoll in Common: gnoll
The stinking hairy male gnoll says in Common: Thats me!
Aturshus[elf] looks at the stinking hairy male gnoll.
Aturshus[elf] smirks.
You say in Common: Pleased to meet you, gnoll.
You say in Common: I am hobbit.
You say in Common: This is elf, and tshahark.
Aturshus[elf] states in Common: And I am elf.
You smirk.

[Zehren]

You are still on your feet.
>pat horse
The menacing bay male horse rears up and tries to bite you!
The menacing bay male horse pats Miss Fjora[horse] on the head.

[Kinatia]

>A boar charges away into the underwood, obviously fleeing something.
You do not know why, but this place looks peaceful.


I just thought this was kind of amusing

[glorfindel]

Adanath[male tshahark,Cr] hisses in Tshahark: me finds tree
Adanath[male tshahark,Cr] storms out southwestdown.
You hear from southwestdown: *CHOP*
You hear from southwestdown: *CRASH*

I found that very amusing.

[Aturshus]

Lol...I almost forgot about gnoll the gnoll!

[Zehren]

>help level
NAME
level

SYNOPSIS
This is no command, simply information.

DESCRIPTION
These levels are reachable <experience level>
---------------------------------------------
beginner Beginning level, will remain until you slayed some
foes and solved a quest
apprentice This level will remain a long time.
experienced You are somewhat experienced
journeyman You are very experienced
professional Your stats are probably very good now
veteran Yes, you will be master very soon
master The last level to reach before becoming high mortal
hero You are heroic
champion Very advanced level
overlord You are nearly immortal
More: line 20 -- <cr>, q, # -- e

SEE ALSO
skillevels, stats, levels
[END]

I find this helpfile so funny, because there is obviously very little to write.

[Eluriel]

It's Day.
At the city gate of Elvandar.
As near the Elvandar city walls, you are impressed by the craftsmanship of
the builders who constructed this huge, massive gate. White ornamented
marble flanks the heavy oaken doors and you notice detailed pictures of
animals and legendary creatures carved into the wood. Despite its beauty
and elegance, it looks nearly impossible to break this gate open with brute
force. A street leads north into Elvandar, and you can leave the city to
the south.
Some lit torches hang from the walls. Three of the six torches are lit.
A large, wooden watchtower has been erected here.
A large, wooden watchtower has been erected south.
Something is drawn onto the ground:
'SOUTH AND EAST OF HERE LIES DEATH.'
There are two obvious exits: north[r], south[r].
Lanfin, Morsglade, Shansori (surrounded by a circling breeze) and Warogwen.
>Lanfin tells you in Common: Hello Mylady!
l s
As you look into this direction you see:

[south]
It's Day.
Within an evergreen forest.
There seems to be no one.
>s
You travel a medium distance south.
It's Day.
You are in an evergreen forest nestled in a secluded valley. A tall
mountain to the west and a range of hills to the east serve as buffers
against the worst of the elements in this northern climate, making the
vegetation here lush and healthy. Trees surround you, and a thick carpet of
pine needles cushions your feet. The air is crisp and cool, and light
filters through the branches to dapple the ground around you, making quite
a pretty sight. A road continues south through the forest and north to a
gigantic marble gate which leads obviously into a city.
A large, wooden watchtower has been erected north.
A large, wooden watchtower has been erected here.
There are six obvious exits: north[r], east, southeast, south[r],
southwest, west.
>l e
As you look into this direction you see:

[east]
It's Day.
Within an evergreen forest.
A male rabbit.

With nasty, big, pointy teeth...

[Aturshus]

You ruffle Sentinel[male menacing bay horse]'s hair.

Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] grins hungrily at
Sentinel[male menacing bay horse].
Sentinel[male menacing bay horse] shakes his head.
You tell Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] in Common: Not
food.
Sentinel[male menacing bay horse] rears up and tries to bite
Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark]!
Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] growls deeply at
Sentinel[male menacing bay horse].
You laugh.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] studies Mathias[male
well-muscled weathered tshahark] carefully.
Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] tells you in Common:
Horzssie wantzss to play?
Hmmmmm.
This menacing bay stallion is obviously a war horse, and seems to be wild-eyed
by nature.
The word 'Aturshus' has been branded into its fur.
There is a scarred mass of tissue next to the brand.
It is bridled with an ornamented set of reins.
It is saddled with an ornamented leather saddle.
A leather saddle-bag has been attached to the ornamented leather saddle.
It looks coarse.
It is in good shape.
It is extremely alert.
It is wearing a metal armour with red cover.
You state in Common: Probably not.
Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] looks at Sentinel[male
menacing bay horse].
Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] snickers.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] studies herself carefully.

Thick clouds and heavy raindrops make this night uncomfortable. A
strong wind blows from the northeast.
Mathias[male well-muscled weathered tshahark] slowly hisses in Common:
Zssmart horzssie

[glorfindel]

You tell Mathias[male tshahark] in Common: You really need a boar mount.
Mathias[male tshahark] tells you in Common: Ride foodzssie!
Mathias[male tshahark] nods wildly.

Nuff said

[Phelan]

It's raining heavy stuff!

You fail to climb up and fall down. OUCH!
>Suddenly the gleaming dragonlance falls down from above.
You get a gleaming dragonlance.
>You concentrate on your silvery neck shackle...
<Sathonys Servants> You: I have the lance
>Adanath falls down from the tree. You hear a sickening crunch as he hits the
ground.

[Drayn]

It's raining men! Well...more or less

[Eluriel]

Good thing Phelan was not standing directly below Adanath?

[adanath]

See, that is what they don't know my next tactic is to jump from trees and crush in platemail.



You snitch.

[Sairina]

Crewbury[male human] says in Boreal: Hey, stop! blue gray male dove!
Crewbury[male human] says in Boreal: Only members are allowed to enter those rooms!

[Aslak]

Aturshus[elf] tells Hasara[tshahark] in Common: This is why you leave the thinking to me, remember?
Hasara[tshahark] hisses in Common: no, i don't remeber
Aturshus[elf] chuckles.
Hasara[tshahark] hisses in Common: but satzss why i leave se sinking to you