Geas

Re-reading that exchange, I cannot help but laugh. ^^

Mathias asks you in Tshahark: Something matter is?
You say in Tshahark: Is heart is broken. Is okay
Mathias gasps in astonishment!
Mathias asks in Tshahark: What happen!?
Mathias asks in Tshahark: How breaked heart did?
Mathias ponders the situation.
Mathias looks at you.
Mathias begins to bandage you, but suddenly stops confused.
Mathias gets a darkyellow potion with a 'cure+' label from his backpack.
Mathias looks at the potion.
Mathias analyses a darkyellow potion with a 'cure+' label.
Mathias offers the darkyellow potion with a 'cure+' label to you for free.

I see now that these tshaharks need someone to tell them to keep their tails in their pants.

Want to be sexy and irrestistible ? Play a retarded half-lizard eight-foot tall creature today!

Nine. Skragna was nine foot, six inches, for instance.

He's dead now, it doesn't matter.

Skragna wrote:Nine. Skragna was nine foot, six inches, for instance.

I counted from head to feet, not head to tail!

No, seriously, I just went for the average of the tshaharks I remember.

Skragna's not dead. He's sleeping. He's almost a thousand years old! You gotta give an old 'hark his rest.

Skragna wrote:Skragna's not dead. He's sleeping. He's almost a thousand years old! You gotta give an old 'hark his rest.

OHO I GUESS ANOTHER TSHAHARK MAGE PUTS TSHAHARKS TO SLEEP NOWADAYS.

I really prefer the basic idea of the lizards shutting themselves down and just hibernating XD

All harks have Sleep 100. They can sleep anywhere, anytime

Zehren wrote:Want to be sexy and irrestistible ? Play a retarded half-lizard eight-foot tall creature today!

Sounds like someone is jealous

*Trisket shakes her sexy lizard rump*

Trisket wrote:

Zehren wrote:Want to be sexy and irrestistible ? Play a retarded half-lizard eight-foot tall creature today!

Sounds like someone is jealous

*Trisket shakes her sexy lizard rump*

I have a tshahark... I swear I do XD

*gets on it*

Either like it or die.

While fighting trolls:

Mathias[male tshahark] swings his shining rune-covered bastardsword at the
huge ugly neuter troll's rotten right arm and cuts deep into its rotten
right arm, down to the bone.
Mathias[male tshahark] cuts off the huge ugly neuter troll's
rotten right arm with his shining rune-covered bastardsword.
The huge ugly neuter troll screams loudly!

Mathias[male tshahark] storms out southwest.
Mathias[male tshahark] storms in from southwest.
Mathias[male tshahark] grins.

You ask Mathias[male tshahark] in Tshahark: what did you do with the arm
?
Mathias[male tshahark] slowly hisses in Tshahark: Mathias make babies
is

That's how tshaharks make babies?

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// The old days of wild elves. Always made the not so
// wild elves ponder about them:

Eluriel[elf] asks in Common: Why is everyone stuffing this wild elf
full of muffins?

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// How a royal tends to move:

Zehren[halfling] declares in Common: I do not believe I need a royal mount.
Zehren[halfling] declares in Common: If I need to move somewhere...
You talk quietly in Common: Yes?
You talk quietly in Common: Then what.
Zehren[halfling] grabs onto the ground and drags himself forward, quickly
gaining momentum, spinning, and rolling away.
Zehren[halfling] stands up.
Zehren[halfling] strolls out west.
A male elf voice shouts from west in Quenya: Fine tobacco! Buy fine tobacco!
A male halfling voice shouts from west in Common: UEAH...WALL...
A male halfling voice shouts from west in Common: Oh, open door.

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// Veriya's wisdom.

Veriya[human] speaks quickly in Common: A good house lasts longer than it
takes a great tree to grow, and outlives many humans and squirrels...

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// Why Zehren is funny:

Zehren[halfling] asks in Quenya: Do you know whence I can procure amber?
Akulli[human] ponders the situation.
Akulli[human] says quietly in Common: Maybe the mantis caves?
Zehren[halfling] says in Quenya: Oh, the mantises sell amber?
Zehren[halfling] nods understandingly.

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You tell Zehren[halfling] in Common: Can you float on water?
Zehren[halfling] nods slightly to you.
You tell Zehren[halfling] in Common: Then! You could transport squirrels
to squirrel island!
Hmmmmm.
Zehren[halfling] looks at you.
Zehren[halfling] says in Quenya: I could throw them across the water
perhaps.

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04.08.2012

// Removed some IC information of what was being spoken
// before and in between this little snippet:

You ask Raves[dwarf] in Common: Are there dark dwarves?
Nathan[human] tells you in Common: Only after a week of mining.

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// Vampiric hamsters. Some were hard to convince despite
// brilliant arguments used.

Eluriel[elf] asks in Common: What made you think it was a vampire?
You tell Eluriel[elf] in Common: It was biting people.

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// Squirrel magic is not very popular among the wise and
// powerful mages.

You talk quietly in Common: That would be quite useful... for the squirrels.
They could conjure illusionary squirrel guards at night, confusing the foxes
that way.
Delia[elf] goes hmmmm.
Delia[elf] softly utters in Magik: I fear they are forbidden to
Delia[elf] softly utters in Magik: even more so than priests dedicated to a
god

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// The following is shortened quite a bit, but apparently
// there are different ways to chitter (I think she spoke
// about those hulk things):

Delia[elf] softly articulates in Common: chitter that made men mad
You talk quietly in Common: Chitter?
You talk quietly in Common: Like a squirrel?
Delia[elf] softly articulates in Common: very un-squirrely
Delia[elf] softly articulates in Common: it is hard to describe

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// Herring animations.

Archer[halfling] picks up one of the herrings and makes it nod its head.

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// Animal lore.

Awrya[elf] says in Common: Wolves don't eat muffins, as far as I know.

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// Xuchal once left his shop, complaining about an order.
// He is a dwarf through and through, however:

You give an elven wine to Xuchal[dwarf].
Xuchal[dwarf] grumbles in Common: You got that?
Xuchal[dwarf] tells you in Common: Do I look like I want a drink? I'm
working.
Xuchal[dwarf] drops an elven wine.
Xuchal[dwarf] grunts.

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// Learning new languages.

Andy[human] asks you in Common: Chitter chit cheeper chitter chip?

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// Mazarmormuk somehow looked different physically. His explanation:

Suddenly a red glowing arrow appears and hits your head. Afterwards it
vanishes immediately.
You hear the voice of the hook-nosed old male dwarf in your mind.

yer right, ah shrinked to a normal dwarven size after i spent ages
in human height and halflings weight

Then the voice becomes silent.
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16.08.2011

Anitchka[elf] glares at Jangle[halfling].
Lili[half-elf] nibbles on the side of a small blueberry muffin.
Zehren[halfling] eats three small blueberry muffins.
Zehren[halfling] smacks his lips.
Lili[half-elf] gets an applejuice.
Jangle[halfling] tells you in Common: Let me see if I can communicate with
the savage.
Zehren[halfling] looks at the leather backpack.
You smile slightly.
Lili[half-elf] smushes her muffin into her glass of applejuice.
Anitchka[elf] protectively crams the muffin into his mouth, seeming to hide
it from Jangle[halfling].
Jangle[halfling] asks Anitchka[elf] in Common: Aggut agguugo?
Anitchka[elf] eats a small blueberry muffin.
Anitchka[elf] looks very confused.
You chuckle politely.

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// 08.07.2012

Zehren[halfling] asks in Common: Hmm?
You tell Zehren[halfling] in Common: I need to write about .... something.
You talk quietly in Common: I mean a book.
You talk quietly in Common: One that holds great wisdom.
Zehren[halfling] declares in Common: "An introduction and proper examination
up close, accompanied by drawings and meditations, of King Zehren's toes."
You talk quietly in Common: You think that makes people wiser?
Zehren[halfling] declares in Common: Yes.

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// Rangers *peer*

<Forest Children> Dracut[half-elf]: Anybody know if there is much difference
between the long and the short ranger spears?
<Forest Children> Aturshus[elf]: One's longer?
<Forest Children> Trisket[tshahark]: Iss length

tanriel wrote: Zehren[halfling] asks in Common: Hmm?
You tell Zehren[halfling] in Common: I need to write about .... something.
You talk quietly in Common: I mean a book.
You talk quietly in Common: One that holds great wisdom.
Zehren[halfling] declares in Common: "An introduction and proper examination
up close, accompanied by drawings and meditations, of King Zehren's toes."
You talk quietly in Common: You think that makes people wiser?
Zehren[halfling] declares in Common: Yes.

Gawd.

Recently, somewhere in a workroom ....

Druid vs HUNGRY TSHAHARK!

Following a conversation involving boars and a hungry tshahark...


Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] shrugs.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] sighs slightly.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: no boar
party sen today
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Would you like me to
retrieve you some food?
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] asks Aveti[female amiable
ageless elf] in Common: boar meat?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Mushroom meat.
You smile slightly.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] asks in Common: Mushroom have
muzssclezss?

A few stars can be seen through the clouds on this winter night.
Some wind blows from the southeast.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Mushrooms are
food.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] hisses in Common: Izsszss
lotzss of fruitzss nearby
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] tries to look thoughtful.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] scratches his head.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: nono, sank
you, duncan will zsstick to tazssty boar, no need of try ushroom
muzssclezss
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: It would be a
kindness if you let me get you some food Duncan.
A little animal, probably a bat, flutters into the sky.
You tell Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] in Common: You may as well
tell a wolf not to hunt a rabbit, and to eat a mushroom.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] asks Aveti[female amiable
ageless elf] in Common: doezss you zssay too it izss unkindnezsszss if
duncan zssayzss no?
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] tries to look thoughtful.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: It wouldnt be unkind
but it would make me feel better if you said yes.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: duncan not
wantzss aveti have nightmarezss of duncan hewing tees into biiig, blooody,
taaaazssty piece of boar meat!
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] frowns deeply.
You frown. Is something wrong?
You tell Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] in Common: Now
now...behave.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: That IS being unkind
Duncan.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] tries to look thoughtful.

A few stars can be seen through the clouds on this winter night.
Some wind blows from the southeast.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: duncan zssay
not wantzss nightmarezss for aveti
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] asks in Common: Izss sat not
kind?
say The way you said it might -give- her nightmares.
You say quietly in Common: The way you said it might -give- her
nightmares.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: The animals are
friends of the druids. Please do not go into details about how you like to
eat them.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] goes hmmmm.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: uhm, zssorry
duncan izss sen
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: if helpzss
duncan triezss mushroom meat?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: I would appreciate it
much.

Ok...the followup scene was just too good not to post, so here it is as well. Poor Duncan!! XD

Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] looks at the ornamented brass
kettle.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] attaches a seedbag to her bark
moss-covered belt.

Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common:
mush..roomzss.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] nods.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] tells Aveti[female amiable
ageless elf] in Common: Izsszss any more food?
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] yews on the food
politely.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] stretches his neck and
swallows hard.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: I can get some more
if you would like.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] eats from an ornamented brass
kettle.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] smiles at Aveti[female
amiable ageless elf].
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] smiles thankfully at Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
A gentle breeze rustles through the leaves.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] nods to Aveti[female
amiable ageless elf].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: nono, i
mean, yezss, very very zsstazssty zssayzss, ..
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: but nono,
sank you zssayzss, duncan izss filled already
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: zssuddenly
all hunger vanished, izss magic food
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] nods wisely.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] drops many ornamented brass
kettles.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] gets some ornamented brass kettles.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: and duncan
not wanzss eat it all
Silvery light twirls in the middle of the circle, but a moment later it's
gone.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] smiles sweetly at Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: maybe
trzssiket wantzss zssome too!
You say quietly in Common: I am a bit hungry still.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Are you not sure you
would like some more Duncan?
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] nods to Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] hisses in Common: Izsszss
getting very hungry
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] looks very worried.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Wouldn't you say it
surpasses the taste of defenceless animals?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Perhaps another
bite?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] looks at the ornamented brass kettle.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: duncan
zssayzss ..ehm..ehm..
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] offers the ornamented brass kettle to Duncan[male melancholy
ageless tshahark] for free.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] rejects the offer.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: not
compareable zssayzss!
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: It would be so kind
of you to try another bite though. I went through so much trouble to
retrieve them for you.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: duncan can
not compare peach wis apple
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] nods wisely.
You chuckle quietly.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Please, I insist you
try a little more.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] offers the ornamented brass kettle to Duncan[male melancholy
ageless tshahark] for free.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] gives the ornamented brass kettle to
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] looks at the ornamented brass
kettle.
You ask Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] in Common: Have you any food
for me as well?
You smile slightly.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: mush..room
zsstill
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] smiles friendly.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] offers the ornamented brass kettle to you for free.
Do you want to accept the offer (y/n)?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] gives the ornamented brass kettle to you.
An ornamented brass kettle filled with mushroom hotpot.
You eat all from the kettle.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Go ahead Duncan. Its
tasty!
Something small sneaks through the undergrowth.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] eats from an ornamented brass
kettle.

Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] sighs.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: very
wonderful great zssayzss yezss
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] offers the ornamented brass kettle to Trisket[female sensual
purple-eyed tshahark] for free.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: And for you as well
Trisket.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] gives the ornamented brass kettle to
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark].
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] smiles at Aveti[female
amiable ageless elf].
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] looks at the ornamented brass
kettle.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: but now
duncanzss belly izss about to ekssplode
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] eats from an ornamented brass
kettle.

Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] tells Duncan[male melancholy ageless
tshahark] in Common: You've made me a very happy druid this day Duncan.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Thank you kindly.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] looks at the ornamented brass
kettle.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] sighs.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] gives an ornamented brass
kettle to Aveti[female amiable ageless elf].
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] gives some ornamented brass kettles to
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark].
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] looks at the ornamented brass
kettle.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] smiles.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] eats from an ornamented brass
kettle.

Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: There is plenty
Trisket. I'll get more if you need.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] gives an ornamented brass
kettle to Aveti[female amiable ageless elf].
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] nods to Aveti[female
amiable ageless elf].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] tells Aveti[female amiable
ageless elf] in Common: Duncan izss glad aveti dreamzss not of bii..
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] ponders the situation.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] tells Aveti[female amiable
ageless elf] in Common: Izsszss all hiking makezss very hungry.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] grins at Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: of -aveti
knowzss what duncan meanzss-, but of nazssty..ehh tazssty mush-roomzss
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] tells Duncan[male melancholy ageless
tshahark] in Common: Shall I get you some for the road, Duncan?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: You may get hungry
again later and that would be a shame.
You smile amusedly.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: nono, sank
you, duncan never carriezss food, can be found zsso eazssily on se road,
jumping in, you know..
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] ponders the situation.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: uuh, growing
azsside i zssaid, right?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Or picked from
bushes?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Berries are quite
tasteful.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Would you like me to
go fetch you some?
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] giggles softly.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] tells Aveti[female amiable
ageless elf] in Common: Izsszss got zssome more?
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] curses silently.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: In fact how about I
go and fetch you a mushroom pastry?
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] tries to look thoughtful.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: oh my
dear!
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: no no,
duncan hazss made izss cozsst time and energy more san enough already
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] tells Duncan[male melancholy ageless
tshahark] in Common: I must insist on eating mushrooms while your with us.
It would be so disheartening if I could not provide the food for our
excursions.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] smiles sweetly at Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: not wantzss
berry to get dry on se way and die wisout need zssayzss!
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] grins wisely.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: duncan will
remeber sat for zssure neksst time zsseezss aveti
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: and duncan
willreally sink about hizss actionzss sen!
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] nods solemnly.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] tells Duncan[male melancholy ageless
tshahark] in Common: You will spend some more time with us, right? If so I
shall go and get the mushroom hotpot ready!
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: nono, duncan
did make you people cozsst a lot of time and alzsso needzss go furser work
on road, you know
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] taps his foot in unease.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] grins.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Are you absolutely
sure? I cant tempt you to stay?
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] tells Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark] in Common: Izsszss need way back to road?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] smiles helpfully at Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] nods to Trisket[female sensual
purple-eyed tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common:
yezss..pleeeazsse
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Oh look, there is
still a tiny mouthful left in this one.
A squirrel chitters curiously at you from a nearby branch.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] looks at the ornamented brass kettle.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] smiles relievedly.
Trisket[female sensual purple-eyed tshahark] tells Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark] in Common: Izsszss know where izsszss now?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] studies the kettle closely.
You give an ornamented brass kettle to Aveti[female amiable ageless elf].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] nods to Trisket[female sensual
purple-eyed tshahark].
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] looks at the ornamented brass kettle.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: yezss, sank
you
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] tells Duncan[male melancholy ageless
tshahark] in Common: One more bite before you go?
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] smiles gently at Duncan[male
melancholy ageless tshahark].
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] hisses in Common: nooooh,
pleaazsse!
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] waves quickly.
Duncan[male melancholy ageless tshahark] storms out southeast.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] waggles her fingers at the retreating
tshahark.

The sky is almost clear and the moon shines through the darkness of
this winter night. A strong wind blows from the southeast.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Poor dear. Do you
suppose I was too mean?
You ponder the situation.
You say quietly in Common: Nah.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] links her fingers and stretches her
arms out in front of her, looking satisfied.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] says in Common: Proof that you dont
need to cause physical harm to get a point across.
Aveti[female amiable ageless elf] smiles sweetly.
You smile amusedly.