Geas

I sold a foil Blastoise for like $30 and thought I was king shit when I was 14 or so.

Arwenth asks Urik in Common: So how old are dwarves when they start to grow a beard?
Urik goes hmmmm.
Urik grumbles in Common: When a baby dwarf comes outta da womb.
Urik grumbles in Common: Hes got a thick peach fuzz
Urik grumbles in Common: And it grows out from dere.



Arwenth now knows why she's never seen a dwarven child...

Caelia says in her best Arwenth voice "I was walking through this
godforsaken wildnerness... and I killed a man-eating bear and kept his
teeth.".
Aelbrar chuckles.
Aelbrar tells Caelia in Common: Mother, I had no idea you were so good with
voices.
Caelia hugs you.
Damanta throws his head back and cackles with glee!
You hug Caelia.
You smile happily.
Arwenth straightens her posture. "Of course. Killing bears builds
character.".

Hey, crusaders don't hug. Tough till the last.

I hugged a nibbler once. Then I heard a crunching noise and got brain goo all over me. I stopped hugging after that.

I hugged someone once. Then I joined the Shao-Lin.