Forum Game! - Haiku Poems

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Naga · #1 Post by **Naga** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:25 am

Post haiku poems!

For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry consisting of three usually unrhymed lines in the following structure:

First line- 5 syllables
Second line - 7 syllables
Third line - 5 syllables

I will begin.

Constant scratching pain
Puppies sewn beneath my skin
Discount surgery

Devi · #2 Post by **Devi** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:03 am

I'm tired, but I can't resist haikus

Forever naive
Watching through a rose-coloured
Sea diving helmet

Damn flea-bitten arms
A freshly shaved pussy-cat
Nad's hair removal

Watching the children
Forge men from fresh-fallen snow
I hope they melt soon

Count the syllables
Self-depricating poet
Seven fingers short

(Although unintentional, the second one sounds dirty, which only makes it better.)

stilgar · #3 Post by **stilgar** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:16 am

Arborea resists
who knows how long can it stand?
insects roam the lands

a vent is humming
a mouse bounces around
I scored a kill

outside: nothing
inside: nothig, yet it
seems to be my world

a feeding bottle...
seems like a goblin hiding
somewhere near

dazarsei · #4 Post by **dazarsei** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:36 pm

I hate poetry
I have a lack of talent
Hmm, oh well, dammit

Kortha · #5 Post by **Kortha** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:07 am

Super Nintendo
Sits around collecting dust
While I play Gamecube.

Drake's a tornado
With colorful taste in kilts
And a cow fetish.

Give me some beer now
So I can look retarded
And puke on myself.

Kortha · #6 Post by **Kortha** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:56 am

Stilgar's a sicko
He wants to look up my skirt...
Uhh, let's not go there.

Devi · #7 Post by **Devi** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:59 am

A jailbait haiku
Only seventeen syllables
Eighteen in July

stilgar · #8 Post by **stilgar** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:16 am

It is lucky in
Hungary love is free from
the age fourteen

Devi · #9 Post by **Devi** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:26 am

Love is never free
But in Hungary it's cheap
Pay with milk money

Naga · #10 Post by **Naga** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:22 am

Don't get me started
On that one cheap Magyar whore
Disease still lingers

stilgar · #11 Post by **stilgar** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:55 am

My love is like pill
Only take it by free will
for the first time babe

Love or passion? Choose!
The two together only kills..
I warned you in time

Ocean is like a wall
You are like Pyramus and
I might be Thisbe..

I think Sappho was
a man who got buried on
a young girl's island

valder · #12 Post by **valder** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:39 am

Winter wind blusters,
Chills my slippery booty;
Cumberly fishing.

stilgar · #13 Post by **stilgar** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:56 am

to score or not to
score? Instead of rise a skill?
bah it's too easy

the best things in life
are free, yet freedom has the
greatest price of all

I wonder if I'll
ever write a fairly good
haiku poem

Kortha · #14 Post by **Kortha** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:36 am

Play a song for me
With lyrics that mean something
more than "I want sex."

I can't sleep tonight.
Zombies walk outside my door
Hungering for brains.

I wrote a haiku
That sucked really really bad.
And this one is it.

stilgar · #15 Post by **stilgar** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:31 pm

a hot summer day
I'm vet outside dry inside
not nice, not at all