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Forum Game! - Haiku Poems
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:25 am
by Naga
Post haiku poems!
For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, it is a form of Japanese poetry consisting of three usually unrhymed lines in the following structure:
First line- 5 syllables
Second line - 7 syllables
Third line - 5 syllables
I will begin.
Constant scratching pain
Puppies sewn beneath my skin
Discount surgery
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:03 am
by Devi
I'm tired, but I can't resist haikus
Forever naive
Watching through a rose-coloured
Sea diving helmet
Damn flea-bitten arms
A freshly shaved pussy-cat
Nad's hair removal
Watching the children
Forge men from fresh-fallen snow
I hope they melt soon
Count the syllables
Self-depricating poet
Seven fingers short
(Although unintentional, the second one sounds dirty, which only makes it better.)
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:16 am
by stilgar
Arborea resists
who knows how long can it stand?
insects roam the lands
a vent is humming
a mouse bounces around
I scored a kill
outside: nothing
inside: nothig, yet it
seems to be my world
a feeding bottle...
seems like a goblin hiding
somewhere near
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:36 pm
by dazarsei
I hate poetry
I have a lack of talent
Hmm, oh well, dammit
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:07 am
by Kortha
Super Nintendo
Sits around collecting dust
While I play Gamecube.
Drake's a tornado
With colorful taste in kilts
And a cow fetish.
Give me some beer now
So I can look retarded
And puke on myself.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:56 am
by Kortha
Stilgar's a sicko
He wants to look up my skirt...
Uhh, let's not go there.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:59 am
by Devi
A jailbait haiku
Only seventeen syllables
Eighteen in July
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:16 am
by stilgar
It is lucky in
Hungary love is free from
the age fourteen
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:26 am
by Devi
Love is never free
But in Hungary it's cheap
Pay with milk money
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:22 am
by Naga
Don't get me started
On that one cheap Magyar whore
Disease still lingers
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:55 am
by stilgar
My love is like pill
Only take it by free will
for the first time babe
Love or passion? Choose!
The two together only kills..
I warned you in time
Ocean is like a wall
You are like Pyramus and
I might be Thisbe..
I think Sappho was
a man who got buried on
a young girl's island
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:39 am
by valder
Winter wind blusters,
Chills my slippery booty;
Cumberly fishing.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:56 am
by stilgar
to score or not to
score? Instead of rise a skill?
bah it's too easy
the best things in life
are free, yet freedom has the
greatest price of all
I wonder if I'll
ever write a fairly good
haiku poem
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:36 am
by Kortha
Play a song for me
With lyrics that mean something
more than "I want sex."
I can't sleep tonight.
Zombies walk outside my door
Hungering for brains.
I wrote a haiku
That sucked really really bad.
And this one is it.
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:31 pm
by stilgar
a hot summer day
I'm vet outside dry inside
not nice, not at all