Fun moments / Great quotes

[luminier]

"fun moments / great quotes"

not

"fun sessions / great textbooks"

[Zehren]

Zaelan[elf] sings in Common: Do you have a... mining problem?
You ask Zaelan[elf] in Common: A mining problem?
Zaelan[elf] sings in Common: You know, when you can't think of anything
but hacking through that rock, finding shiny things
You state in Common: Oh...
Merintha[elf] looks at the runic ring.
Zaelan[elf] sings in Common: Dreaming of it at night... starting to
feel like you have a beard... getting cravings for beer...
Merintha[elf] laughs.
Zaelan[elf] stares into space for a bit.
You state in Common: Growing short...
You giggle brightly.
Zaelan[elf] nods seriously.

[ghalt]

Suddenly the ground start to tremble. As you look down you see the head of a statue appear from the ground, then the body and finally the legs. Just a second later the statue of Aturshus[male elf] turns alive.
Aturshus[male elf] doubles over and pukes on his pair of leather climbing boots.

It's a very disorienting process.

[Eluriel]

You say in Common: Rudolpho was married to a half-elf once.
You say in Common: I cannot think of any others recently.
Dunir says in Common: I hear Rudolpho is kind of a huge pervert
though.
You snicker.
You say in Common: Well, that is one way of putting it.


The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark waves in Dunir's
direction.
Jhadea nods in understanding.
Dunir tells the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in Common:
Ana, help me here, please.
You look at the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark.
Well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark.
She has amber eyes.
She is tall and of normal weight for a tshahark.
She looks repulsive.
She is in good shape.
She is slightly alert.
She is wearing a left iron plate gauntlet, a left plate boot, a pair of leg
plates, a platemail, a right iron plate gauntlet, a right plate boot and a
tail scalemail.
You surmise that she wears additional clothing under this.
You think she is wearing jewelry.
Inunir looks at the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark.
Jhadea whispers to you in Common: Oh this is going to get
interesting.
Dunir asks the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in Common:
Could you kindly, persuade this um...Boy? Yes...I guess he is a boy? Um, to
move off my lap now?
You smile slightly.
Inunir is currently still in Dunir's lap, holding onto him tightly, with a
grin.
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark asks Dunir in Common:
... Boy?
Jhadea takes a step back to get a proper scope of the group.
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark looks at Jhadea.
Dunir says in Common: No not that boy.
Jhadea tells the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in
Common: Oh not me... certainly not me.
Dunir snickers.
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark looks at Inunir.
Jhadea hisses at Dunir.
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark coughs.
Dunir grins at Jhadea.
Dunir tells Jhadea in Common: You tomboy.
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark tells Dunir in Common:
Sat izssn't a boy, little Dunir.
Jhadea points to the young elf boy curled up in Dunir's lap lovingly.
Dunir tells the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in Common:
It is a boy, Inunir is a boy...He said it himself, unless, she is playing a
prank on us.
You say in Common: It seems he is, actually.
>Inunir tells the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in
Common: Well.. i'm not a girl..
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark coughs loudly.
Jhadea tells the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in
Common: Turns out Dunir had a lover all the while and is now introducing us
all.
Jhadea tells the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in
Common: ...to him.
Dunir says in Common: I just met him though, I don't know him.
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark glares at Dunir.
Dunir asks the well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark in Common:
The point is, I hardly know the boy...He also wants to be my
wife...So...Help?
The well-proportioned eagle-eyed female tshahark sighs.


54: Did any guild member lose their trousers? (Nyctalus, Mar 5)
55: Trousers... (Aturshus, Mar 12)
56: Iivori (Ghalt, Mar 15)
57: secret recipes (Isawiedia, Jan 24)
58: >secret recipes (Lucious, Jan 24)
59: secret recipes (Isawiedia, Jan 24)
60: >secret recipes (Turian, Jan 24)
>read 54
That may be a weird question, but I found some loose baggy trousers on the
road near Elvandar, with one gold coin and a key in their pockets. Since
some of the other items left inside led me to assume it might have belonged
to an Alchemist, I thought I'd better ask here in case anyone misses the
garment or its contents.

-Nyctalus Niaderin
>read 55
They belong to Ghalt.
>read 56
I've accepted Iivori as scholar of the guild. Please everyone greet and
welcome her.

She lacks some training on fundamentals, so any advice other alchemists wish
to allow her would be much appreciated.

-Ghalt

Also, Aturshus, thank you for keeping everyone up to date on the status of
my trousers. I would be truly lost without you.

[Zehren]

Ghalt[half-elf] asks in Common: Anyone have a tinderbox?
Tanriel[elf,anth'al-syialasar] talks quietly in Common: Oh dear...
Twig[halfling] gives a tinderbox to Ghalt[half-elf].
You puff on the long clay smoking pipe.
Otter[halfling] gives a tinderbox to Ghalt[half-elf].
You give a tinderbox to Ghalt[half-elf].
Otter[halfling] goes hmmmm.
Ghalt[half-elf] nods to Otter[halfling].
Tanriel[elf,anth'al-syialasar] asks Ghalt[half-elf] in Common: You smoke
aaaand handle a wand?
Twig[halfling] giggles.
Ghalt[half-elf] nods to you.
Otter[halfling] giggles.
Twig[halfling] puffs on the short briar smoking pipe.
Ghalt[half-elf] nods to Twig[halfling].
Otter[halfling] blows some smoke from the corner of his mouth.
You giggle brightly.

[ghalt]

Somedays using orcs for experiments isn't enough.
In which Ghalt makes a defective acid potion.

Delia[female elf,mistress sirfalas fingersparks] softly and
eloquently says in Quenya: incoming
Tanriel[male elf] silently comforts you.
You nod happily.
Tanriel[male elf] starts to hide himself.
Tanriel[male elf] hides himself in the darkness.
Delia[female elf,mistress sirfalas fingersparks] throws a darkyellow potion
with a 'snot' label at you.
Delia[female elf,mistress sirfalas fingersparks] throws a darkyellow potion
with a 'snot' label at your right hand, ouch!
The darkyellow potion with a 'snot' label breaks into thousands of pieces.
A thick liquid flows over your clothes.
There is a acidly smell in the air.
The acid starts burning your skin and it extends all over your equipment!
You emote: Ghalt squenches his eyes.
Tanriel[male elf] looks at you.
Tanriel[male elf] peers slightly.
You emote: Ghalt blinks.
Tanriel[male elf] looks at you.
Delia[female elf,mistress sirfalas fingersparks] looks at you.
x armours
A finely woven red cloak.
It is in prime condition.
The gorget is a plate mail cover for the neck and shoulders. The gorget's
top attaches directly to the base of a helmet and its bottom can be
fastened to a breastplate or cuirass.
It is in prime condition.
A pair of light chainmail leggings made of small iron rings. The rings are
lighter and therefore also offer less protection against slashing attacks.
It is in prime condition.
A heavy gauntlet, consisting of little iron rings and leather straps.
It is in prime condition.
A heavy gauntlet, consisting of little iron rings and leather straps.
It is in prime condition.
A plain chainmail consisting of small iron rings.
It is in prime condition.
>x longsTanriel[male elf] looks at you.
word
This sword looks like a standard longsword, except for the bright
shining blade and the obviously higher quality of the materials its
made from.
It is in a fine condition and it is extremely sharp.
>Tanriel[male elf] sighs deeply.
Tanriel[male elf] reveals himself.
hmmTanriel[male elf] talks quietly in Common: Ghalt...

Hmmmmm.
>Tanriel[male elf] talks quietly in Common: Admit it.
say it Tanriel[male elf] tells you in Common: This was just a soup.
Right?
You rattle off in Common: it IS AN ACID POTION
Tanriel[male elf] tells you in Common: You forgot the acid!

[luminier]

Code: Select all

A brown male hawk (flying) and a stone-faced pale male darkelf
(unconscious).
>You attack the stone-faced pale male darkelf.
The stone-faced pale male darkelf is bleeding.

The black male crow flies in from northup.

You thrust your right fist at the stone-faced pale male darkelf's
right hand, hit his gloves and hurt him, without using lethal force.
The black male crow flies southwestdown.
arrest darkelf
You will now take the stone-faced pale male darkelf with you.

STOP RESISTING!

[Eluriel]

Tanriel tells the light-footed tousled male halfling in Common: I tried
to convince Aveti that one could build a city if one only has the talking
trees climb on top of each other, slowly up high, sky high.
Tanriel tells the light-footed tousled male halfling in Common: She
exclaimed "What a silly idea!" and left.

Tanriel tells you in Common: Aveti had a speaking root that looked
like a dry, tiny halfling.
Tanriel nods seriously.
Hmmmmm.
You ask in Common: It talked?
Twig puffs on the short briar smoking pipe.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: She also was pointing at the soil and
suddenly a small spring emerged.
Twig inhales deeply from the short briar smoking pipe and blows out a large
cloud of smoke, leaving a heavy scent of black tobacco lingering around him.
Tanriel nods seriously to you.
Twig blows some smoke from the corner of his mouth.
You say in Common: I've heard rumors of mandrakes screaming, though
I've never witnessed it myself.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: It spoke to Aveti and then also to me,
though it seemed to rather ... send me a mental image or something like
that.
Tanriel slightly scratches his head.
Twig puffs on the short briar smoking pipe.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Screaming?
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
You nod.
You say in Common: When you pull them out.
Twig puffs on the short briar smoking pipe.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Screaming roots... that sounds rather
scary.
Tanriel nods understandingly to you.
Twig giggles wildly.
You say in Common: They look a bit like little halflings.
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Jhadea giggles.
Twig blows some smoke from the corner of his mouth.
Twig offers in Common: You didn't know?
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Hopefully they are not actually
halflings...
You grin.
Twig offers in Common: That's how baby halflings are born!
Tanriel goes hmmmm.
Twig stops smoking the short briar smoking pipe.
Twig empties and cleans the short briar smoking pipe.
Tanriel tells Twig in Common: Or the very elderly halflings turned back
to dust and soil!
Tanriel nods mischievously.
Twig tries to look thoughtful.
Tanriel slightly scratches his head.
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: Can you harvest halflings?
Hmmmmm.
Twig offers in Common: How do you think the Empire was built in a day,
misteR?
Tanriel chuckles politely.
You ask in Common: So halflings are planted in the ground?
Tanriel tells you in Common: Sometimes, I am sure they are!
Tanriel talks quietly in Common: When they are rather annoying, they
get planted into the ground... sometimes.
Tanriel nods helpfully.
You snicker softly.
Twig offers in Common: Nuh-uh

[Zehren]

Orc shouts in Dark Speech: HELP!
Orc says in Dark Speech: Even a mouse fights better than you!

[luminier]

Mathias throws a shining rune-covered bastardsword at the black neuter
wraith, but misses.
Mathias gets a shining rune-covered bastardsword.
Mathias wields a bastardsword in his left hand.
Mathias stares in awe at the shining rune-covered bastardsword.

[Drayn]

Fine treatment of a holy relic I'm sure

[luminier]

Hey, do you want the job done? Or do you want it done right?

Cause we'll get it done.

[Skragna]

Didn't he lose the dragonlance that way, throwing it in the swamp?

[luminier]

That was Adanath, we don't talk about that.

[tanriel]

Hello.

I think enough time, more than two weeks, has passed now so I can post a few more snippets. I don't want to influence IC events, that's why I prefer to wait for a while before posting. (It may still influence in-game events but the only alternative would be to not post anything on a webforum, I'll rather opt to post "defensively" and limit my use of the webforum to this section here)

I also had about twice as many other snippets, but decided to not post the other ones, as a few of these may have had too relevant in-game information, which should not be posted.

So here goes:
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// Philosophical tshaharks:

Carni[tshahark] hisses in Common: not boarzss timezss izss
Carni[tshahark] hisses in Common: but comezss timezss comezss boarzss!
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// Typical halfling problems - even a beer can be too much:

Ottarr[halfling] sighs and regards his elven beer.
You talk quietly in Common: Ohh...
You tell Ottarr[halfling] in Common: You seem to have beer!
Ottarr[halfling] tells you in Common: I do. If only I was thirsty.
You chuckle politely.
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// Halflings can be polite while remaining highly analytical of a situation:

You ask Ottarr[halfling] in Common: Do you think I am fat?
Ottarr[halfling] looks at you.
Ottarr[halfling] offers in Common: You're certainly thicker than a halfling.
Ottarr[halfling] nods slowly.
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// Animal experts:

Aalia[human] says liltingly in Common: A beaver and a squirrel
Lachtli[human] remarks evenly in Common: Also, their tails are cute.
Aalia[human] smiles.
You slightly scratch your head.
You talk quietly in Common: Beavers have a tail?
Lachtli[human] chuckles.
Lachtli[human] remarks evenly in Common: Sure.
Aalia[human] says liltingly in Common: I think those both work well for the
two of you
You talk quietly in Common: What are they doing with it?
Lachtli[human] remarks evenly in Common: Slapping squirrels.
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// A halfling can climb a mountain - or vice versa:

Lachtli[human] remarks evenly in Common: There was a time when Giat would
have been compelled to climb Zehren instead.
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// Ghalt has hidden talents:

Otter[halfling] tells Aalia[human] in Common: Ghalt could fashion me some
squirrel-arrows.
Otter[halfling] offers in Common: He's an expert on making small weaponry.
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// Halfling logic is sound:

Otter[halfling] offers in Common: They're rather big... which reminds me, I
want to look at that weird wacking sword
Otter[halfling] stands up.
You talk quietly in Common: It always makes me rather thoughtful to think
about these things.
You nod understandingly.
Otter[halfling] offers in Common: It's name is exciting, so it must be
exciting as well.
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// Exciting weapons:

Baeldul[elf] rides in.
Otter[halfling] greets Baeldul[elf].
Baeldul[elf] says in Common: Howdy.
Otter[halfling] asks Baeldul[elf] in Common: Have you ever used a
wackingwashi?
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// Do squirrels and tshaharks have anything in common?

You tell Trisket[tshahark] in Common: There are some tshaharks chasing their
own tail in a circle.
You talk quietly in Common: Without stopping!
Trisket[tshahark] tells you in Common: Izsszss good practice chazssing tail.
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// Edited the following:

Ghalt[half-elf] looks southeast.
Ghalt[half-elf] lurches to his feet.
Ghalt[half-elf] leaves southeast.

As you look into this direction you see:

[southeast]
It's Day.
The market place of Elvandar.
A male half-elf, a male squirrel, a male squirrel and a female elf.

You shout in Common: What are you doing with the squirrels!
A male half-elf voice shouts from southeast in Common: forming an army
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// Proof for the most desirable male halfling:

Zehren[halfling] states in Common: Veriya was warcleric.
Zehren[halfling] rolls his eyes in exasperation.
You nod happily.
You tell Zehren[halfling] in Common: She wanted you as a pillow!
Zehren[halfling] states in Common: Indeed; I am very desirable.
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// Alchemists attempting new ingredients:

Aalia[human] gestures for you to hop into her pan.
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// Lachtli does indeed know some things about animals:

Lachtli[human] looks at Jhadea[elf].
Otter[halfling] offers in Common: It is always windy here.
Lachtli[human] asks Jhadea[elf] in Common: How are you?
Jhadea[elf] says in Common: Confused..
You agree with Otter[halfling].
Lachtli[human] tells Otter[halfling] in Common: By the way, he usually gets
up late.
Jhadea[elf] says in Common: I don't understand why animals would attack
travelers.
Otter[halfling] nods seriously to Lachtli[human].
Otter[halfling] looks west.
Lachtli[human] tells Jhadea[elf] in Common: I think you would be comforted
to know that animals think the same but opposite.
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// Lachtli and elves - an old story of misunderstandings:

You get a chestnut from the left pocket of your trousers.
Otter[halfling] looks at the chestnut.
You emote: Tanriel takes good aim.
Otter[halfling] points at a chestnut.
You throw the a chestnut through the exit west.
Lachtli[human] asks you in Common: What's your name, girl?
You get a chestnut.
Lachtli[human] peers intently.
Otter[halfling] giggles.
You peer slightly.
You tell Lachtli[human] in Common: What!
You talk quietly in Common: Not again!
Otter[halfling] giggles wildly.
You talk quietly in Common: Don't say you are drunk *again* ...
You sigh deeply.
Lachtli[human] turns to you.
You chuckle politely.
Otter[halfling] looks west.
You tell Lachtli[human] in Common: But the chestnut thing seems to have
worked...
Lachtli[human] asks you in Common: Your designation, female squirrel?
You quickly shake your head to Lachtli[human].
Otter[halfling] looks at Jhadea[elf].
You tell Lachtli[human] in Common: I think you mean her?
You point at Jhadea[elf].
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// Experts on squirrel tracks:

Trisket[tshahark] tells Otter[halfling] in Common: You izss left lotzss of
trackzss in forezsst.
Trisket[tshahark] grins.
Otter[halfling] offers in Common: All my arrows do, and all the arrows I've
seen...
Otter[halfling] peers intently at Trisket[tshahark].
Otter[halfling] offers in Common: Halfling tracks are like squirrel tracks.
Trisket[tshahark] nods to Otter[halfling].
Otter[halfling] offers in Common: Only the best trackers can see them.
Otter[halfling] nods seriously.
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// Shaolin against Fish - Round One. The audience wins - Shaolin
// are funny:

Aslak[human] tells Twig[halfling] in Common: Halflings and fish have a
bad reputation.
Zaelan[elf] says in Common: For a reason too
Twig[halfling] tells Aslak[human] in Common: Better than Asralites!
Twig[halfling] peers intently.
Zaelan[elf] says in Common: I ate one of Gerrit's fish earlier and i feel
weird inside
Twig[halfling] offers in Common: Duh, mister
Twig[halfling] offers in Common: You need to cook them
Hmmmmm.
Zaelan[elf] says in Common: That fish had not seen the ocean in at least a
week is my theory
You chuckle politely.
Twig[halfling] offers in Common: I caught these myself, they're fresh for
now
Aturshus[elf] says in Common: I may still have a frying pan up in my room or
somewhere.
Zaelan[elf] tells Twig[halfling] in Common: Well i know that *now*.
You tell Zaelan[elf] in Common: Now he can swim in you!
Zaelan[elf] tells you in Common: And believe me, he does.
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// Mathias is foresightful:

You tell Mathias[tshahark] in Common: We can be our worst enemies... our
heads when we try to think!
Mathias[tshahark] agrees with you.
Mathias[tshahark] tells you in Common: Masiazss hazss sat problem too
doezss.
Mathias[tshahark] slowly hisses in Common: Sat why no sinkzss too much
You smile slightly at Mathias[tshahark].
You laugh slightly.
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// How to break a twig:

Twig[halfling] tells Brom[dwarf] in Common: You smell funny and you've got a
bogger in your nose and your a dwarf, ewww.
Hemlock[halfling] smiles at Twig[halfling].
Twig[halfling] looks at Brom[dwarf].
Brom[dwarf] croaks slowly in Common: Tho ah guess ter win some o' em grand
battles em have, em needed ter git angry
Brom[dwarf] looks at Twig[halfling].
Brom[dwarf] goes hmmmm.
You tell Brom[dwarf] in Common: He is just trying to make you angry.
Hemlock[halfling] chirps in Common: Don't pick on Mister Brom!
Brom[dwarf] stands up.
Hemlock[halfling] chirps in Common: He's nice.
You tell Brom[dwarf] in Common: At least he did not call you fat...
Brom[dwarf] breaks a big branch from a tree.
Brom[dwarf] looks at the branch.
Ack!
You tell Twig[halfling] in Common: Hide!
Brom[dwarf] sits down to rest a while.
Twig[halfling] giggles.
Brom[dwarf] talks to the branch.
Brom[dwarf] croaks slowly in Common: Yer name is twig
Tris[tshahark] giggles.
You chuckle politely.
Twig[halfling] tries to look thoughtful.
Delia[elf] studies the treetop.
Hemlock[halfling] laughs.
Brom[dwarf] wields a branch in his right hand.
Brom[dwarf] kisses the branch.
Twig[halfling] goes ack!
Ack!
Twig[halfling] offers in Common: Stop that!
Delia[elf] looks at Brom[dwarf].
Hemlock[halfling] giggles madly.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh no!
Twig[halfling] offers in Common: Eww!!!
Brom[dwarf] unwields a branch.
Brom[dwarf] drops a wooden oak branch.
Twig[halfling] looks at the branch.
Brom[dwarf] sits on the branch, it snaps.
You chuckle politely.
Hemlock[halfling] laughs.
Twig[halfling] screams loudly!
You tell Twig[halfling] in Common: He kind of, showed you...
You nod mischievously.
Brom[dwarf] nods seriously to you.
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// What goes up, must come down:

As you look at the treetop you see:
It's Day.
This is the top of an elm-tree.
Twig[halfling] (hidden).
Corree[halfling] offers in Common: I found herbs!!!
You shout in Common: Twiiiiig!
Corree[halfling] blinks.
You nod understandingly to Corree[halfling].
Corree[halfling] goes hmmmm.
A male halfling voice shouts from up in Common: No Twigs up here, just
branches!
You tell Corree[halfling] in Common: You can sell these at the herb shop...
Corree[halfling] tilts her head curiously.
You shout in Common: Squiiiiirrel!
Corree[halfling] bounces around.
Suddenly the soft violet ball falls down from above.
Suddenly the soft crimson ball falls down from above.
Corree[halfling] goes ack!
Suddenly the soft red ball falls down from above.
You chuckle politely.
A male halfling voice shouts from up in Common: I couldn't find any nuts so
I dropped my balls!
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// Halfling + Tshahark == great team:

You talk quietly in Common: There we are!
Corree[halfling] tilts her head curiously Tris[tshahark].
You talk quietly in Common: Right before the pub.
You nod happily.
Corree[halfling] offers in Common: hello everyone!!
Mathias[tshahark] tells Aturshus[elf] in Common: You not only one sat
sinkzss sat.
Tris[tshahark] whispers something to Corree[halfling].
Akulli[human] tells you in Common: Get Snottling already.
You talk quietly in Common: And Mathias is here too!
Tris[tshahark] winks at Corree[halfling].
Corree[halfling] nods happily to Tris[tshahark].
Aturshus[elf] nods to Mathias[tshahark].
You tell Corree[halfling] in Common: Mathias often throws out drunk ones
from a pub, if they misbehave.
Mathias[tshahark] raises his hand and greets you!
Aturshus[elf] tells Mathias[tshahark] in Common: Tell it to others, not me.
Baratheon[elf] gracefully enters from south.
You tell Corree[halfling] in Common: He can be very intimidating.
Corree[halfling] goes hmmmm.
Baratheon[elf] drinks water from the fountain.
Tris[tshahark] reaches down and carefully lifts up Corree[halfling], holding
her by you.
Baratheon[elf] sits down to rest a while.
Corree[halfling] pats you on your head.
Mathias[tshahark] tells Aturshus[elf] in Common: Masiazss no need to tellzss
anyone anysing.
Akulli[human] nudges you.
You gasp in astonishment.
Akulli[human] says quietly in Common: Get going, Elf.
Tris[tshahark] sets Corree[halfling] down.
You tell Tris[tshahark] in Common: What! Was that!
Corree[halfling] grins cheerfully.
Tris[tshahark] giggles and nods to Corree[halfling].
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// This one was rather surprising - it is a matter of perspective
// whether tshaharks are clever or not:

You tell Tris[tshahark] in Common: I must remember that things sometimes
have to be explained to you.
Tris[tshahark] grins at you.
Tris[tshahark] tells you in Common: I izss have to ekssplain singzss to
elfzss zssometimezss too.
Tris[tshahark] nods.
You laugh slightly.
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// Sometimes all it requires is confirmation when communicating:

Tris[tshahark] hisses in Common: Izss cheezsse in cheezssecake?
You tell Tris[tshahark] in Common: Yes.
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// Powerful magic:

Delia[elf] raises her hands to her temples and rubs her head, lost in
thought.
Delia[elf] gazes on the chestnut intently.
A chestnut flies direct in Delia[elf] hands.
Delia[elf] nods thoughtfully.
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// Halfling echo:

Otter[halfling] shouts in Common: Your mother was a hamster!

A voice shouts: ur mother was a hams

A voice shouts: mother was a h

A voice shouts: other was

A voice shouts: her wa
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// Collecting mantis eyes - one can never be sure what a tshahark
// refers to, though:

Tris[tshahark] hisses in Common: Izss enough eyezss?
Aalia[human] nods to Tris[tshahark].
You tell Tris[tshahark] in Common: I have two, yes!
Tris[tshahark] pats you on your head.
Ack!
Aalia[human] says liltingly in Common: Thank you all very much
You emote: Tanriel rubs his head.
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// I think I forgot that one here before - it is true, halflings and
// fish seem to have a great time together:

Archer[halfling] tries to look thoughtful.
Archer[halfling] draws his short hunting spear from the sheath of his wide
leather belt (with one sheath attached to it).
Archer[halfling] impales the herring on the end of his spear.
Archer[halfling] makes the herring swim to you.
Archer[halfling] tries to make mister herring kiss you.
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// The name had to be censored. It still had to be posted, though:

[Someone] says in Common: I'd been gone for quite some time.
[Someone] says in Common: So I beat up a nibbler and took his sword
[Someone] says in Common: And stole an orc's trousers.
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// Halflings have innovative combat ideas:

Otter[halfling] offers in Common: What if... I had a great big crossbow and
loaded it with a pike?
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// Edited the following slightly - how to stop a flood:

You put four wooden arrows and a wooden sandbag arrow into your quiver.
Nerun[human] asks in Common: Sandbag arrow?
You talk quietly in Common: Oh.
Otter[halfling] tells Nerun[human] in Common: For stopping floods I suppose.
You tell Nerun[human] in Common: This arrow knocks down a squirrel.
Otter[halfling] shrugs.
Nerun[human] closes his eyes and looks concentrated.
You tell Otter[halfling] in Common: Great idea!
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[Trisket]

You say in Common: Is wonder if I is could pick you up and throw at orcs
You grin mischievously at Otter.
Otter says in Common: Cursed be the day when someone started to call my kind 'ha-flingeds'

[ghalt]

I had to write a cheater script for runes. Otherwise I'd never know what was going on with them. I'm proud of it, as it made this vastly more hilarious.

It loses something of the sense of impending doom when reduced to log. ^_^

You ramble in Magik: seems like being a mage apprentice is a bit dangerous
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] agrees.
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: Though I
have yet to die cel it
You nod solemnly.
You ramble in Magik: give it time
>Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] agrees.
The water in the fountain bubbles loudly.
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: penar[destroy]
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: yen
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: vasnec[src decay]
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: This shar end bad...
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: caarn[t body]
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: serbu[div]
say godsOmicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: kawu[bewm]
You ramble in Magik: gods
>Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] says in Magik: vas-ach
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] is surrounded by white circling crystals.
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] stands up.
One of the cirling crystals hits the strong brown-spotted male horse.
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent]'s wounds start to bleed.
Omicron[male elf,herbalist scribe decent] gracefully leaves south.
You frown. Is something wrong?
You ramble in Magik: dammit Omicron

[ghalt]

Hasara[male tshah[combo]ark] hisses in Common: LAANDZssHAHAHARK!

[Aslak]

You look at the rattling recent neuter orc skeleton.
A 'thin' living... dead. Nothing but gray-white bones. Pinpoints of red
light smolder in its empty eye sockets. It bears a mark of a crowned skull
on its forehead.
It looks repulsive.
It is fighting you.
It is in a very bad shape.
It is extremely alert.
It is missing its skeletal right hand.
It has a broken skeletal left arm, skeletal right leg and skeletal right arm.

And there they say Asrals are not supposed to mutilate their enemies

[luminier]

Looks like the fight was a draw to me.