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[Trisket]

Trysnyx politely says in Common: I'm not a FAT BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!

[ferranifer]

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HEALTH       : You are physically at deaths door and mentally in full
                vigour.
                You are slightly weary.
                You are missing your right hand, left foot, right foot, left
               hand, right leg and left arm.
                100% of your wounds are critical.

Hmm.. yeh.. I might need a doctor.

[fernao]

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HEALTH       : You are physically at deaths door and mentally in full
                vigour.
                You are slightly weary.
                You are missing your right hand, left foot, right foot, left
               hand, right leg and left arm.
                100% of your wounds are critical.

Hmm.. yeh.. I might need a doctor.

Bah.... thats only a fleshwound.

[Skragna]

You cut Delmon[male elf]'s torso into two pieces with your large
heavy great-ax.


THERE'S a wound you can complain about.

[ferranifer]

Not as classy as having to roll your way to the shrine and checking the price tag on the restorelimb quote.

[luminier]

You cut Delmon[male elf]'s torso into two pieces with your large
heavy great-ax.


THERE'S a wound you can complain about.

Someone needs to cleave your ego in two.

[Zehren]

You smash Skragna[some lizard] into two pieces with your very large salmon.

Now *that's* a proper wound!

Warning: This may or may not have happened.

[Skragna]

Luminier: It's only egotistical if anyone else can do it. When you chop another player in half, who isn't naked, lemme know.

[luminier]

Ill invite you to google the meaning of egotistical =D

[Zehren]

Luminier: It's only egotistical if anyone else can do it. When you chop another player in half, who isn't naked, lemme know.

I advise everyone to refrain from chopping other players in half - it would negatively affect our playerbase.

[fernao]

Luminier: It's only egotistical if anyone else can do it. When you chop another player in half, who isn't naked, lemme know.

I advise everyone to refrain from chopping other players in half - it would negatively affect our playerbase.

Just have the mages develop a spell to turn players into trolls, then you can nicely increase the mud population by halving them.

[Skragna]

Ahhh yes. I remember the day me and Luminier chopped the arms off a scrag.

[Akulli]

So picture this.
Ecthor is being difficult and a group of people decide to 'distract' him with Yanna so they can find the information they need.
Only one person doesn't go downstairs like he's suppose to. He goes upstairs.
And he sees something.
Something... off.
Its not a pile of books, oh no. Its a pile of clothes.
And then we knew why Ecthor ran downstairs before we could find the book we wanted.

[Aturshus]

This was indeed a fun moment. Woe to the poor soul who walked upstairs, not down.

[ceinna]

Just reading that makes me laugh hysterically again

[Skragna]

X says in Common: you throw a bunch of
healing potions in a pot, you get something that makes you feel slight
better, right?
You nod.
X says in Common: but if you combine an odd
herb or two with it
X says in Common: it will actually have
effects greatly outside of what one would expect
Hmmmmm.
X says in Common: that's the garlic
X says in Common: it doesn't /make sense/
You quietly growl in Common: Like the difference between hitting a bone in
the spine and sliding between them.
X says in Common: there's some reaction there
we don't understand
X ponders the situation.
X says in Common: sure?
Something small sneaks through the undergrowth.
You quietly growl in Common: You need a lot more power to cut through the
one.
X nods solemnly.
X says in Common: and if the bone's thick
enough
You quietly growl in Common: But aim just a little bit lower... or higher,
and you can do the same job with a much smaller swing.


Comparing alchemy to decapitation. Such is the Tao of Skragna.

[Zehren]

You tell Lachtli in Magik: I dare say we have stumbled upon the path to ascension to godhood, then, my friend.
You grin and nod enthusiastically.
You tell Lachtli in Magik: Seeing as clerks are devils, we must become the anti-clerks. Henceforth my sword, ahem, whip shall carve the flesh out of the bones of all clerks! Behold, I am the anti-clerk, the anti-devil, the god! Zehren of the unobtrusively notating quill!


I don't have the actual log, so I am recreating from memory. Was much funnier originally.

[tanriel]

I think enough time has passed now to post a few more things
without influencing ongoing events. Some logs are older.
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// Once in a while rather surprising things seem to happen:

Akulli[human] unpacks Arborea map from Foxglove[horse].
Hmmmmm.
Akulli[human] whacks you on the nose with a map.
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// Here is another rather old one, stemmed back from the days
// when hamsters seemed more dangerous.

Felicity[elf] says in Common: The hamsterrr town
Felicity[elf] nods seriously.
Felicity[elf] says in Common: Hamsterrrdam
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// Aerodynamic halflings may be easier to carry:

Akulli[human] picks Archer[halfling] up and walks over to the fountain.
Archer[halfling] takes an aerodynamic pose.
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<Forest Children> Feredir[elf]: Ah, I'm still working on that.. I found out
that I'm better at hiding than at finding. I'm able to hide my stuff and
then.. it's gone. Like.. magic..
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// I think language Magik was inspired by the spanish language:

Lorrel[elf] sweetly says in Magik: pedro
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// Edited the following slighty - the art of "piking":

Harldr[elf] asks in Common: Piking?
Otter[halfling] goes hmmmm.
Otter[halfling] tells Harldr[elf] in Common: Yes, sticking the pointy end
of your pike into the soft areas of your foes.
Otter[halfling] says in Common: That is piking.
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// When people become sand:

Otter[halfling] says in Common: She said it's not fun when people don't get
along and when people are sand and upshedded and undershedded.
You talk quietly in Common: Yes! Buy all treehuggers!
Taisiya[human] doubles over and pukes on her pair of black leather boots.
You talk quietly in Common: When people are sand?
Otter[halfling] shakes his head in disagreement.
Aturshus[elf] rasps in Common: I really don't need this much....
Otter[halfling] says in Common: Sad!
You talk quietly in Common: Oh yes.
Otter[halfling] says in Common: It's not fun when people are sand either.
You talk quietly in Common: We are not sad here...
Taisiya[human] hiccups.
You nod surprisedly.
You agree seriously with Otter[halfling].
You tell Otter[halfling] in Common: Yes, that is true ...
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// Rangers looking for a - ghost.

<Forest Children> You: Found her?
<Forest Children> Tris[tshahark]: Is found tracks
<Forest Children> Aturshus[elf]: Ghosts...leave tracks?
<Forest Children> You: Hmmm... what a strange ghost...
<Forest Children> Tris[tshahark]: Is not know

// There was actually a bug involved - that ghost left
// indeed tracks.
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// Trying to understand a halfling:

Otter[halfling] says in Common: I took a giant club to the head.
You talk quietly in Common: Oh...
You comfort Otter[halfling].
You talk quietly in Common: Where?
Otter[halfling] says in Common: To the head I said
Otter[halfling] peers slightly.

// He made that clear.
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// Possible Guildspeaker of the Shaolin - the meditating frog:

Otter[halfling] strolls in from southeast.
Otter[halfling] sits down to rest a while.
Otter[halfling] nods slowly.
Otter[halfling] puts a wet green female frog meditating... down.
Otter[halfling] looks at the wet green female frog.

// I still have no idea how he managed that by the way ...
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// Thanking time - to those who are deserving:

Otter[halfling] thanks you.
Otter[halfling] thanks Tris[tshahark].
You nod seriously to Otter[halfling].
Otter[halfling] forces Tris[tshahark] to leave the team.
You talk quietly in Common: That took indeed rather long...
Otter[halfling] thanks the strong white male horse.
The strong white male horse rears up and tries to bite Otter[halfling]!
Ack!
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// How to become a proud fish bride:

Tris[tshahark] tells Aalia[human] in Common: Izss can bride Otter wis fish.
Tris[tshahark] coughs.
Otter[halfling] says in Common: I didn't say anything about weight.
Aalia[human] says liltingly in Common: His defenses seem too short for him
Tris[tshahark] tells Aalia[human] in Common: Bribe Otter.
You giggle happily.
You talk quietly in Common: A fish bride!
Otter[halfling] tells Tris[tshahark] in Common: I will never be a bride.
You tell Otter[halfling] in Common: You can marry a herring!
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// The Halfling Crusade:

Otter[halfling] says in Gnar: Let us slap evil with fish!
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// Context briefly explained, without going into detail:
// The main actor may have been trying to find clues for
// fishmen when alternative explanations were suggested:

You hear the voice of ************** in your mind.
Fishmen, are you sure it wasn't just a big catfish with catfish
wiskers balanced upon a woodenpole with seaweed as arms?
Then the voice becomes silent.
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// Gerrit will not sell Gerrit AND his cart on top of that, ever:

Gerrit[halfling] offers in Gnar: I won't sell you Gerrit[halfling] (pulling
a simple wooden fish cart)!
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// Hard to see halflings:

You tell Otter[halfling] in Common: Hello Sir Otter! Not seen you in
weeks...
Otter[halfling] tells you in Common: I haven't seen myself in years.
You nod understandingly to Otter[halfling].
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// Oversized Shaolin:

You talk quietly in Common: Zaelan, were you not a halfling before?
You slightly scratch your head.
Zaelan[elf] tells you in Common: Yes, they stretched me out for years
actually.
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// Best do not ask why such a question was asked:

Thorum[human] asks you in Common: Have you ever fought in a dress?
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// Trying to get a horse drunk:

Otter[halfling] strolls in from west.
Otter[halfling] offers the elven wine to the small
brown-spotted female horse for free.
The small brown-spotted female horse rejects the offer.
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// Proper leather protection:

You tell Otter[halfling] in Common: You need a helmet with ... something
that also protects the neck, Sir Otter.
Otter[halfling] tells you in Common: Leather... chaincoif.
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// Tshaharks view the world differently:

Tris[tshahark] tells you in Common: Izss learned about pancakezss se oser
week. Sey izss not made of panzss sough.
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// I think the following may have been a compliment or
// perhaps a complaint:

Tatiana[half-elf] says swiftly in Common: I need to either fight or think,
and you make me do both.
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// Edited the following slightly - fish tents:

Marika[halfling] looks at the tent.
Marika[halfling] giggles.
Marika[halfling] offers in Common: A fish made a tent!
Marika[halfling] scratches her head.
Marika[halfling] offers in Common: Oh!

> l at tent

A simple tent made from oiled leathers, supported with lightweight wooden
poles. It is big enough to shelter one or two people, though it is
obviously intended more for portability than comfort.
It is of bad quality and in prime condition.
The tent contains:
Two applejuices, a cherry and a slippery very large trout.
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// Sir Otter is thinking ahead. Slightly edited the following:

You look at the fine-boned well-muscled female elf.
Fine-boned well-muscled female elf.
She has hazel eyes.
She has short purple hair.
She is very tall and lean for an elf.
She looks gorgeous.
She is in good shape.
She is extremely alert.
She is wearing a leather jacket, a pair of linen trousers and a plain ring.
You surmise that she wears additional clothing under this.

<Forest Children> You: Am I drunk or is this elf... well muscled?
Otter[halfling] looks at the fine-boned well-muscled female elf.
<Forest Children> Otter[halfling]: It could be both?
<Forest Children> You: Good point.
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// Rudolpho knows all about rings:

You tell Teek[halfling] in Common: How are rings made?
Rudolpho[elf] calmly remarks in Common: First... the mommy ring and the daddy
ring fall in love.
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// Bad news may be good news:

<Forest Children> You: Sir Otter, I have good news and I have bad news.

You travel a long distance northeast.

[...]

A noisy gypsy caravan.
You sit down to rest a while.
<Forest Children> You: The good news is that I have found the caravan.
<Forest Children> You: The bad news is that they are still travelling...
<Forest Children> Otter[halfling]: Half a fish is better than no fish!
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// Halfling combat:

Otter[halfling] rams his elbow into the small stinking male goblin's groin.
The small stinking male goblin falls unconscious.
You nod happily to Otter[halfling].
You tell Otter[halfling] in Common: You are quite expertly aiming at the
groin, it seems.
Otter[halfling] sniffs.
Otter[halfling] says in Common: It's all that I can reach...
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// Poor old halflings getting thrown around - perhaps:

Otter[halfling] wields a herring in his left hand.
Tris[tshahark] tells Otter[halfling] in Common: Izss should be careful wis
panzss. I izss hit elf once srowing an old short around like sat.
Otter[halfling] peers intently at Tris[tshahark].
Otter[halfling] asks Tris[tshahark] in Common: An old short? You threw a
hobbit at an elf?
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// Tris is clever:

Ceinna[elf] asks Tris[tshahark] in Common: can you count?
Tris[tshahark] tells Ceinna[elf] in Common: Izss can count all se way to
lotzss.
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// Shopkeepers outsmart Sir Otter:

Otter[halfling] strolls in from east.
Otter[halfling] peers intently.
Otter[halfling] says in Common: I sold my pan... and the shopkeeper bought
the herring in it too...
Otter[halfling] says in Common: So I had to buy my herring back
Otter[halfling] peers intently.
You laugh slightly.
Otter[halfling] wields a herring in his left hand.
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// Philosophical questions:

You ask Akulli[human] in Common: What is a man without a woman though?
Akulli[human] says quietly in Common: A man with too much free time.
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// One may be able to notice a pattern:

Akulli[human] tells Otter[halfling] in Common: Do you have a map?
You thoughtfully ponder the situation.
Otter[halfling] looks at the child curiously.
Otter[halfling] tells Akulli[human] in Common: I have a pipe.
Akulli[human] says quietly in Common: Nevermind, this will work.
Akulli[human] smacks you over the head with her pink squirrel puppet.
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// The honesty frog:

Aalia[human] says liltingly in Common: And you know everything I am saying
about frogs is true because
Lachtli[human] continues writing.
Aalia[human] holds up the wet green male frog triumphantly.
Lachtli[human] continues writing.
Aalia[human] says liltingly in Common: I am holding an honesty frog
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// Tshaharks can not be tricked by trick questions:

You ask Tris[tshahark] in Common: You have heard of a skull?
Tris[tshahark] tells you in Common: Izss in head.
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Edit: Sorry, the formatting has been lost a bit in the BBCode of the forum it seems, hope you can still read it.

See you all in a while.

[Rudolpho]

Ghalt[male half-elf] looks at you.
Ghalt[male half-elf] looks at Setsuna[male elf].
Setsuna[male elf] smiles at Ghalt[male half-elf].
Ghalt[male half-elf] ponders the situation.
Ghalt[male half-elf] asks in Common: Run into somethin'?
You calmly remark in Common: You.
Ghalt[male half-elf] ponders the situation.
Ghalt[male half-elf] tells you in Common: I don't remember punching
you.
Some snow falls down from the night-black sky. A strong wind blows
from the north.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rubs his beard thoughtfully.
You calmly remark in Common: Well, you were drunk.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: ah
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: I'd apologize, but you
probably deserved it?
You calmly remark in Common: Is that what you do, sir; blame the victim?
Ghalt[male half-elf] ponders the situation.

Ghalt[male half-elf] asks you in Common: if it works?
Setsuna[male elf] ponders the sky for a moment.
You calmly remark in Common: I don't think functionality factors into this
situation.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: ah
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: I'm at a complete loss,
then.
You calmly remark in Common: Mind you... you were slurring something
terrible...
Ghalt[male half-elf] ponders the situation.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: I've been told I do that
when I drink, but I don't /remember/ slurring...
You calmly remark in Common: But you said you needed "another shot and a
woman"... and that you'd... and I quote here... "give that bed a
workout."
Ghalt[male half-elf] nods slowly.
Ghalt[male half-elf] frowns.
Ghalt[male half-elf] asks you in Common: well, did I?
You calmly remark in Common: It was when I informed you that Luminier's
unicorn was in fact -not- a woman that you said "She's the most beautiful
vixen you've ever beheld" and you struck me square in the jaw so that you
might "defend her honor"
Ghalt[male half-elf] goes hmmmm.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: that /would/ give the bed a
workout...
Ghalt[male half-elf] ponders the situation.

You calmly remark in Common: Well, all in attendance were horrified, to say
the least.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: right
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: I mean
You calmly remark in Common: Oddly enough, the unicorn didn't seem to really
notice.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: the truth startles some
people
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: now
Ghalt[male half-elf] asks in Common: What was the unicorn doing in a
tavern?
You calmly remark in Common: Oh, this wasn't in the tavern... this was just
outside the gates of Fal Arth Rachen.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: ah, of course. How
appropriate.
You calmly remark in Common: I got a mind call on behalf of the Lord
Marshall asking me why you were wandering about drunk and pantsless outside
their gates.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: not a situation he wished
to deal with himself, I'm certain
You calmly remark in Common: Needless to say... I was driven solely by
concern for everyone's well being when I rushed immediately there.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: of course
You calmly remark in Common: And I believe that's the gist of it.
Ghalt[male half-elf] nods solemnly.
Ghalt[male half-elf] asks you in Common: the unicorn...
Ghalt[male half-elf] asks you in Common: you think she'll remember
me?
You calmly remark in Common: Perhaps... unfortunately... Luminier could no
longer live with the horrific memory of the incident and released her in the
unicorn valley.
Ghalt[male half-elf] sighs.
Ghalt[male half-elf] nods sadly.
Setsuna[male elf] looks at the ogre tears.
Setsuna[male elf] ponders the situation.
Ghalt[male half-elf] looks at Setsuna[male elf].
Setsuna[male elf] offers the green bottle to Ghalt[male half-elf] for free.
Setsuna[male elf] gives the green bottle to Ghalt[male half-elf].
You tell Setsuna[male elf] in Common: That may well have been what he was
drinking.
Ghalt[male half-elf] rattles off in Common: you are the /best/ of
students.
Setsuna[male elf] smirks.
Ghalt[male half-elf] looks at the ogre tears.
Ghalt[male half-elf] sighs.
Ghalt[male half-elf] puts a green bottle into the pocket of his jacket.
Setsuna[male elf] says in Common: I've been looking for an excuse to
give that away.
Ghalt[male half-elf] nods sadly to Setsuna[male elf].
Ghalt[male half-elf] ponders the situation.
You tell Setsuna[male elf] in Common: You are only enabling him.
Setsuna[male elf] frowns.
Setsuna[male elf] tells you in Common: I am terrible.
Ghalt[male half-elf] tells you in Common: Don't be jealous. You can
continue to enable me as well.

[Aturshus]

Fellow-ship of the...touchstone?
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Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] asks in Common: If it revives at
the stone, can we toss the stone into a deep hole?
You chuckle.
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] says in Common: I think we should
throw it in a volcano myself.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] says in Common: Or a volcano.
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] agrees with Delaldur[male freckled
amiable elf].
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] nods to Ottarr[male merry young
halfling].
You tell Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] in Common: It found it's
way here before.
Konami[female dark-skinned curvaceous human] smoothly says in Common:
Can it fly? If it can, it'd just fly out.
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] says in Common: I would bear it there
if I must.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] goes hmmmm.
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] drinks from an elven beer.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] grins.
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] puts an empty bottle down.
You murmur in Common: I -know- of a volcano...but no.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] tells Ottarr[male merry young
halfling] in Common: We could probably get a group of adventurers to excort
you.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] ponders the situation.
You murmur in Common: That would not do it.
You murmur in Common: It would be back, I'm sure of it.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] tells Ottarr[male merry young
halfling] in Common: A group of like minded fellows.
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] says in Common: It might keep it at
bay for a while maybe.
Konami[female dark-skinned curvaceous human] smoothly says in Common:
Feed the stone to a dragon? Of course... That's probably not a good idea
either, since the dragon might choose to eat you. if you could find
one.
Delaldur[male freckled amiable elf] tells Ottarr[male merry young
halfling] in Common: And if you were to have to travel on the ocean, you
could have a... fellow-ship.
You murmur in Common: Ormian is where the only volcano I can think of
is.
You murmur in Common: So yes, a ship
Ottarr[male merry young halfling] tells Delaldur[male freckled amiable
elf] in Common: I think the volcano is actually on an island.