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Skragna storms in from west.

Skragna shivers.

Skragna yawns, showing six-to-eight inch teeth.

Karrize smiles at Skragna.

You poke Skragna in the ribs.

>Karrize tells Skragna in Common: Hello Sleepy.

You look at the sweet-tempered bright-eyed female human.
A little baby girl with large, light blue eyes framed by dark eyelashes.
Her mouth is mostly gums with two small teeth just breaking through, seen
more readily in her easy, child-like smile. A soft coating of black baby
fuzz covers her tiny head, with just enough curl to it to give it a bounce
as it grows longer. Her small body is surprisingly sturdy though, and
consists of just enough baby fat to give her a healthy glow.
She has blue eyes.
She has very short black hair.
She is very short and skinny for a human.
She looks like an image of perfection, a quite tiny one.
She is in good shape.
She is extremely alert.

>Skragna falls over.

You emote: Akulli sets the sweet-tempered bright-eyed female human on top of
Skragna.

You settle a sweet-tempered bright-eyed female human into the arms of Skragna.

>Skragna snores quietly.

Karrize giggles.

Karrize tells you in Common: That is a very big thing to fall over.

You emote: Akulli watches her daughter as she pokes one of her tiny fingers
up Skragna's nose, looking curious.

>Karrize giggles.


Karrize tells you in Common: Tshahark snot...

Skragna continues to sleep, clearly out cold. He must have fallen asleep on
his feet...

Skragna snores quietly.

Karrize looks at Skragna.

Karrize ponders the situation.

Karrize waves.

The strong palomino male horse trots south.
Karrize rides south.

You emote: Akulli dips her hands into the fountain and cups some of the
cold, cold water.

You emote: Akulli slowly trickles the water onto Skragna's face.

You tell Skragna in Common: Wake up, sir!

Skragna groans loudly.

Skragna quietly growls in Tshahark: Stoppit. Siszsidz. Sleepy. Lemme
getana some sleep...

You emote: Akulli covers her mouth and grins as her daughter latches onto
Skragna's nose and yanks with all her little baby strength, shrieking like a
banshee as she bounces gleefully on top of him.

You poke Skragna in the ribs.

>Skragna sighs sleepily.

Skragna gently lifts the sweet-tempered bright-eyed female human off
him, puts her back in your arms, and stands up... slowly.

Skragna settles a sweet-tempered bright-eyed female human into your arms.

Skragna stands up.

>Skragna then clanks over to the fountain and dunks his head in it. He stays
there for a few very, very long seconds.

You emote: Akulli walks over to the fountain and washes her daughters hands
in the water.

>Skragna finally pulls his head free, and sits down, looking sleepy, cold,
and pretty much just flat-out miserable.

Skragna sits down to rest a while.

You tell Skragna in Common: Sleepy, sir?

Skragna quietly growls in Common: Eksstremely...

>Skragna quietly growls in Common: And having water zssplashed on me and
children zssicced on me doezssn't help.

You twinkle your eyes.

REAL TRUE FACTS ABOUT SKRAGNA:

Devi[female elf] tells you in Common: You should write some songs with all the best bits of gossip.

You ponder the situation.
You rattle off in Common: I like my blood be'n on the right side of me
Devi[female elf] tells you in Common: Call it "the Song of Lies" and no one will have any reason to give you trouble.

Devi[female elf] grins and winks at you.
You snicker.

...

You rattle off in Common: Skragna, skragna, nibbler-bait. You wants a hero, you best just wait.

You ponder the situation.

You rattle off in Common: needs a bit er work.

...

Devi[female elf] says in Common: Skragna, Skragna, fair and fine

Devi[female elf] thoughtfully taps her chin.

You listen to Devi[female elf].

Devi[female elf] says in Common: Forostar's expert, on cheese and wine

...

Devi[female elf] says in Common: Skragna, Skragna, fair of face

Devi[female elf] says in Common: There're no others to match his grace

...

You rattle off in Common: Skragna, Skragna, clothed in lace.

You rattle off in Common: the most delicate specimen, of his race....

Devi[female elf] laughs.

Devi[female elf] says in Common: That's my favorite yet.

You bow to Devi[female elf].

Skragna[male tshahark,crusader] scratches his head.

Taisiya[female human] says quietly in Common: Hah. Try strong and good in combat.

Skragna[male tshahark,crusader] quietly growls in Common: I sink I should challenge you to a duel over sat.

Taisiya[female human] laughs amusedly.

Devi[female elf] asks in Common: Who else is even worth the trouble?

Devi[female elf] furrows her brow.

(Lies, slander, and moderate inaccuracies about others have been removed.)

You start fishing with the simple net.
Glorfindel speaks calmly in Common: I'll wade around and drive the fish
towards you!
You giggle.
You say quietly in Common: Just poke them! Those poor fish will never stand
a chance!
>Glorfindel nods seriously.
Glorfindel starts casually poking some fish in the water with his
fingers.
You emote: Akulli bites her lip as she struggles not to laugh.
Glorfindel asks you in Common: would you believe goblins are easier to
hit then fish ?
Glorfindel moves his left hand through the river bed, picking up some
smooth stones and firing them as projectiles towards a group of fish, who
flee downstream towards you.
You say quietly in Common: Fish are rather oddly shaped compared to
humanoids. I can imagine finding their hurting-poke places would be a bit
hard.

Glorfindel's working on a book titled : A treatise about applying martial arts to Fish - Volume I

You try to tickle Glorfindel.
You try to tickle Glorfindel.
You try to tickle Glorfindel.
>Glorfindel laughs.
Glorfindel laughs.
Glorfindel laughs.
Akulli is without mercy in her tickle-attack!
>Glorfindel speaks calmly in Common: I ...
Glorfindel speaks calmly in Common: damnit ... I'll fall ... off the ... chair.
Glorfindel continues to laugh as he pushes one foot against the ground,
steadying himself and Sahla in the chair.
Akulli peers at Glorfindel as her child happily shrieks "Dahit!".
>Glorfindel takes a moment to breathe again.
Glorfindel tells you in Common: I wouldn't let her drop, you know that.
Glorfindel puts Sahla[female human] down.
Glorfindel tells Sahla in Common: Go down there fore a moment, I think I have to have a little 'chat' with your mom.
Glorfindel stands up.
Glorfindel stands up from the first chair.
Sahla says in Common: Dahmit! Damit!
You say quietly in Common: Sahla! Stop that!
>Glorfindel asks in Common: Al?
Glorfindel coughs.
Glorfindel asks you in Common: Is she saying what I think she said?
Akulli places her face in her hands and lets out a long sigh.
You say quietly in Common: Yes.



And so it starts...

Try politely says in Common: How did you get fat blueberry from my name?
Hasara tries to look thoughtful.
Hasara drunkedly hisses in Common: try sezsse zssnackzss
Try politely says in Common: Okay, now tell me
Hasara drunkedly hisses in Common: zssomebody zssad blueberry muffinzss are zssnackzss
Try politely says in Common: Where did you get fat?
Try sighs.
Hasara drunkedly hisses in Common: what do you put in blueberry muffinzss?
Hasara drunkedly hisses in Common: a big fat blueberry
Hasara drunkedly hisses in Common: a lot of sem
Hasara drunkedly hisses in Common: you are fat blueberry

I found it funny that Try wanted a reasonable explanation from a tshahark!

As this made me burst with laughter, conserved for, hmm, eternity:

Sahla[female human] yells in Common: Dapha yucky too?
Rudolpho[male elf,*E] asks Sahla[female human] in Common: Do you think I'm
yucky?
You tell Sahla[female human] in Common: He's purple, not yuckky.
Akulli[female human] tells Sahla[female human] in Common: Not yucky, just
purple.
Akulli[female human] grins.
Sahla[female human] yells in Common: Dapha purple.
Sahla[female human] nods seriously.
Rudolpho[male elf,*E] calmly remarks in Common: Purple is beautiful.
Rudolpho[male elf,*E] gestures vaguely.

Contextless quotes!

Glorfindel[male elf] speaks calmly in Common: Or, to put it differently, I hit better with a goblin as ammunition then with a spear.

Karasla[female halfling] offers in Common: I specifically requested male halflings!

Rudolpho[male elf,jacketcircle] calmly remarks in Common: Vote for me... I no longer have seedy dalliances with orc women.

Konami[female human,dour] smoothly says in Common: You two are looney.

// Skragna has well-defined goals:

You tell Skragna[tshahark] in Common: Ok. Let's talk about squirrels.
Skragna[tshahark] grimly growls in Common: No.
Skragna[tshahark] grimly growls in Common: Sat'zss se zssort of lunacy I've
come here to zsstop.

ahhaha tanriel, that was good for a laugh!

A solid reason not to be around mages, atleast Delia, much:

It's Evening.
The market place of Elvandar.
There are eight obvious exits: north, northeast, east, southeast, south[r], southwest, west, northwest
An ancient stone altar, six bronze coins, a copper coin and an ornamented water-filled marble basin.
Beladan[male elf], a wet green female frog and a wet green female frog meditating....

Wtf

frogs new playable race and it's powertraining to be a shaolin like all the others that meditate in the market

I like it! frogs could have.. hmm... superhuman strength! and body armor! oh, and they should be 3 meters tall and handle twohanders as easily as if they were daggers! To compensate for this, they are forced to make everyone believe they are stupid.. and to speak funny! Fantastic idea, we should get this frog race into the game right now.

Frogs have been a playable race for years. Other names for the race include 'tshahark'

Zehren wrote:Frogs have been a playable race for years. Other names for the race include 'tshahark'

Small and ... paradoxically hairy ones are known as Zehrens.

That frog sounds to me as if some mage has, hmm, delved into the history of the creation of a certain race ... *peers*

You introduce Kit as: Kit.
Volog introduces himself as: Volog.

Volog says in Common: Nice to meet ya!
Volog ponders the situation.

Volog tells Kit in Common: You're probably rich, so gimme some
money!

You look at Kit.
This shaggy chestnut stallion is obviously a mountain pony, and seems to be
trusting by nature.

Rich pony. At least you have one