Geas

Skragna ponders the situation.

Skragna asks you in Common: Do you mind if I juzsst call you Kel?

Kelawyth says with a Quenyan accent in Common: Only if I can call you Skrag.

Skragna tells you in Common: I AM NOT A ZssCRAG!

Nendre throws his head back and cackles with glee!

Skragna bops you on your head.

Kelawyth says with a Quenyan accent in Common: Hey!

Skragna grimly growls in Common: If I /wazss/ a zsscrag, I'd not be
worried about getting killed up here.

Skragna grimly growls in Common: I'd juzsst regenerate.

Well? I am NOT a scrag... yeeesh.

Says the Scrag.

I am going to behead the next person who accuses me of being a water-dwelling troll. I am /not/ a scrag. This is the final warning. Skragna =/= Scrag

Ok ok... you dislike water. So you are not a water-dwelling troll but a normal troll?

So skrag, do you think you could help urik with some water goblins under the Amward bridge? They are really a pain in the arse.

Skragna wrote:I am going to behead the next person who accuses me of being a water-dwelling troll. I am /not/ a scrag. This is the final warning. Skragna =/= Scrag

You're a scrag. Bring it.

*walks up to Luminier while he's sleeping*
*brains Luminier with a troll statue*
*drags Luminier to the Crossing*
*beheads Luminier*
*places gigantic sword in statue's hand*
*blames it all on troll*

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

Well, it's either that or convince a dragon to let me use its femur for an axeblade.