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Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:12 pm
by luminier
birth
You are physically 50 years old.
Your birthdate is 01/02/1095 AA (Day of Sacrifice).
This is advanced age for a human.
Mentally... 12 years old.
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:22 pm
by Allurana
Do Crusaders offer a pension plan at 65?
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:36 am
by Eluriel
Pfft, 50? Eluriel's over 100. Silly humans.
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:55 am
by Drayn
Allurana wrote:Do Crusaders offer a pension plan at 65?
I think in general, everyone is just amazed they survived that long and still have their own hip.
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:07 am
by luminier
Taniel's banging out hips for me every weekend.
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:39 am
by Drayn
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>rrlimb luminier
You begin to chant the prayer for the 'restore limb' miracle.
You lay your hands on Luminier and regrow his hip with your god given powers.
>rrescold luminier
You start to chant the prayer and to make the gestures for the 'resist coldness' miracle.
You point at Luminier and suddenly he is surrounded by a tartan blanket and a pair of fuzzy slippers appear on his feet.
>rdrink luminier
You start to chant the prayer and to make the gestures for the 'drinking' miracle.
You spread your arms wide, spinning around in a full circle as you bring your hands together to form a large mug. As Taniel's power is unleashed, hot coco forms in the air above your cupped hands pouring down to fill it.
>rfood luminier
You start to chant the prayer and to make the gestures for the 'feeding' miracle.
You speak the holy mantra and an angel with a tea trolly pops along with a bowl of nutritious banana flavoured goop and prunes which she begins to feed to Luminier, answering any protestations with "It's good for you".
I will have the babies of the wizard who codes this for Lumi
. Yes I know I'm a guy, but for that much awesome I'll work something out.
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:47 pm
by luminier
oh my goodness i laughed drayn
Re: Luminier's Birthday! And heres to 50 more!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:16 pm
by glorfindel
Drayn wrote:
I will have the babies of the wizard who codes this for Lumi
. Yes I know I'm a guy, but for that much awesome I'll work something out.
Careful what you wish for there, I've seen some of those opportunities being taken on in the past
Still mwhahah, I found it pretty amusing as an interlude