Geas

It's coming up to the festive time of year and it got me thinking about how the various Geas religions might hold christmas. Obviously Taniel is the true Santa, as he knows if you've been bad or good and has loads of elves, but here are some funny stereotype gifts given by the Geas gods, enjoy!

TANIEL:

Coal! You're guilty of something I'm sure, I gave you eternal life, what more do you want! Only the grateful are given my gifts, as you are not grateful of the coal you have clearly not been given it and must have therefore stolen it! GET THE COAL THIEF!

EVREN:
A multitude of fruits and nuts and really itchy woolly jumper.

GWEN:
A book that makes your mum blush.

ZHAKRIN:
A coold clockwork toy, but you find some of your other stuff gone.

ASRAL:
A sword.
Helper Elf: "You can't give a child a sword"
Asral: "Of course I can, it's educational"
Helper Elf: "But they could hurt themselves"
Asral: "Well, that would be an important lesson wouldn't it"
(a little quote from the Hogfather there for the Pratchett fans)

SATHONYS:
Aww, a puppy! Uhm, why is it drooling like that? Don't let it lick your face....Where is tiny Tim?

LILITH:
A beautifully wrapped present that you just can't get open.

LILITH:
A beautifully wrapped present that you just can't get open

well that would suck

well that would suck

But the surprise and the unknown is the best bit!