Yearbook discussion, 2012
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:24 am
So, best good person. That was as expected.
Up and coming good person: Drayn.
Wat. Srsly. Uguys. Drayn is the archbishop. He saw, he promoted, he arrived already. This is like saying Blind Guardian is an up-and-coming good band. Gawd.
Best evil person - yeah, okay. No mention of Volog, who scams the entire population of forostar, including sathonites who wish to seem nice, but that's okay.
Up and cmoing evil person: Lucifer.
Wat. Srsly. Uguys. Lucifer wasis the dreadmaster. He slavered, he done well, pat pat, he best slave evarr. This is like saying Justin Bieber is an up-and-coming pop artist. Gawd.
Most desirable male character:
Seeing as Rudolpho is built for dexterity, that is, has numerous feminine features, this is no surprise. Also, he bats his eyes. Swoon. I can totally see Ghalt running up behind Rudolpho all the time, too.
Most desirable female character:
Wait, what? Tall. Undernourished. Hairlessfooted. Who votes for these elves?
Most missed person:
Yegerfin - he can dodge like a demigod.
Most likely to help a newbie:
Yeah! Luminier! Totes! If by "help" you mean "purify" and by "newbie" mean "person not yet skilled in Tanielite or Evrenite worship".
Funniest character:
Zehren. Wtf.
Most mysterious character:
Gerrit. He carries around fish all the time, and
then, when he gets bored of shouting mysteriously disappears, leaving behind an empty cart. (Prolly ate all the fish, geddit?)
(Sorry, Ondoval just doesn't cut it. He's like, totes mysterious, but not Gerrit-mysterious.)
Most interesting character:
Rudolpho. The ladies flock to him, the gents flock to him to learn how to make the ladies flock to them. And then, after a good day of flocking, he registers a rude elf as Excrementscents.
Most intimidating character:
Luminier? Not as intimidating as someone who scents of excrement.
Most epic character:
Zehren! He has made various poems of near-approximating storytellishness. I'm sorry, Luminier just isn't a famous enough poet, nor much of a cupboard poet either, methinks.
Most twisted character:
Delmon. This is correct. All runner-ups are incorrect. Lucifer can't be twisted, he's a slave, lol. Slaves have no responsibility, lol. (lol stands for lotsalove, righto?) Skeltima can presumably twist much but is too busy nowadays for much acrobatics. And Ewelyn had four times the usual amount of spine, and was as such stuck in a permanently uprooted position, leading to very little bending about.
Most unsociable character:
Who? Oh. Those. Not seen or heard of them in ages.
Biggest bully:
YOU HEAR THAT LUMINIER?! SLACK THE PANTS, MEANIE!
Top smart-arse:
Yeah, Nathan. You smart-arse. With the descriptive powers of not managing to describe ladyfolk.
Most likely to get lost:
Paraphrase imaginarynathan: "You can't get lost if you are not heading anywhere, right?"
Most likely to pick a fight:
"No, that fight won't be fun. Oh, that one sounds... OH GOD YES. Pikafight, I choose you!"
Most likely to end any fight:
Death.
Biggest ego:
Ewelyn? Neh. Luminier? Neh.
Any moronic sathonite? Yeah.
Let's give ourselves into slavery for power. THEN USE THE POWER TO ESCAPE FROM SLAVERY. Best. Plan. Witches.
Most adorable couple:
I voted for "Zehren and his book", personally. It seems none agreed with me.
Biggest drama queen:
Kuzco from the emperor's new groove. Total dramalama.
Biggest male flirt:
Rudolpho the married. Go monogamy.
Biggest female flirt:
Ewelyn the old human cardinal full of wrinkles. Go cougars.
Best NPC:
Kesti!
Weirdest wizard:
Louis. Guy bathes in blood. Must have some serious skin problem.
Nicest wizard:
Louis. He once robbed me of 2500 parchments worth of books. Was kind of him.
Evilest wizard:
Drake - he has a private kangaroo and has trained it to kiss and more.
Quietest wizard:
Abharsair. Ain't seen that chap in ages, y'know.
Most helpful wizard:
Louis. He once robbed me of 2500 parchments worth of books. Was kind of him.
Best area:
Those areas weak newbs can't go to. Damn weak newbs.
Worst area:
Arborea the unfinished with walls leading to areas clearly planned but not yet done. It's a great joke on the judges. YOU COULD HAVE JUDGED ALL THIS BUT WE HAVE NOT CODED IT YET. LUCKER.
Bug I'd give my right kidney to fix:
Trolls critting out and removing my left kidney all the time.
All in all, depressing results. I will need to reevaluate and change how I play accordingly, as I got results on the yearbook where I expected none, and none results where expected. Gregorian yearbook is sirius bisniss.
Up and coming good person: Drayn.
Wat. Srsly. Uguys. Drayn is the archbishop. He saw, he promoted, he arrived already. This is like saying Blind Guardian is an up-and-coming good band. Gawd.
Best evil person - yeah, okay. No mention of Volog, who scams the entire population of forostar, including sathonites who wish to seem nice, but that's okay.
Up and cmoing evil person: Lucifer.
Wat. Srsly. Uguys. Lucifer wasis the dreadmaster. He slavered, he done well, pat pat, he best slave evarr. This is like saying Justin Bieber is an up-and-coming pop artist. Gawd.
Most desirable male character:
Seeing as Rudolpho is built for dexterity, that is, has numerous feminine features, this is no surprise. Also, he bats his eyes. Swoon. I can totally see Ghalt running up behind Rudolpho all the time, too.
Most desirable female character:
Wait, what? Tall. Undernourished. Hairlessfooted. Who votes for these elves?
Most missed person:
Yegerfin - he can dodge like a demigod.
Most likely to help a newbie:
Yeah! Luminier! Totes! If by "help" you mean "purify" and by "newbie" mean "person not yet skilled in Tanielite or Evrenite worship".
Funniest character:
Zehren. Wtf.
Most mysterious character:
Gerrit. He carries around fish all the time, and
then, when he gets bored of shouting mysteriously disappears, leaving behind an empty cart. (Prolly ate all the fish, geddit?)
(Sorry, Ondoval just doesn't cut it. He's like, totes mysterious, but not Gerrit-mysterious.)
Most interesting character:
Rudolpho. The ladies flock to him, the gents flock to him to learn how to make the ladies flock to them. And then, after a good day of flocking, he registers a rude elf as Excrementscents.
Most intimidating character:
Luminier? Not as intimidating as someone who scents of excrement.
Most epic character:
Zehren! He has made various poems of near-approximating storytellishness. I'm sorry, Luminier just isn't a famous enough poet, nor much of a cupboard poet either, methinks.
Most twisted character:
Delmon. This is correct. All runner-ups are incorrect. Lucifer can't be twisted, he's a slave, lol. Slaves have no responsibility, lol. (lol stands for lotsalove, righto?) Skeltima can presumably twist much but is too busy nowadays for much acrobatics. And Ewelyn had four times the usual amount of spine, and was as such stuck in a permanently uprooted position, leading to very little bending about.
Most unsociable character:
Who? Oh. Those. Not seen or heard of them in ages.
Biggest bully:
YOU HEAR THAT LUMINIER?! SLACK THE PANTS, MEANIE!
Top smart-arse:
Yeah, Nathan. You smart-arse. With the descriptive powers of not managing to describe ladyfolk.
Most likely to get lost:
Paraphrase imaginarynathan: "You can't get lost if you are not heading anywhere, right?"
Most likely to pick a fight:
"No, that fight won't be fun. Oh, that one sounds... OH GOD YES. Pikafight, I choose you!"
Most likely to end any fight:
Death.
Biggest ego:
Ewelyn? Neh. Luminier? Neh.
Any moronic sathonite? Yeah.
Let's give ourselves into slavery for power. THEN USE THE POWER TO ESCAPE FROM SLAVERY. Best. Plan. Witches.
Most adorable couple:
I voted for "Zehren and his book", personally. It seems none agreed with me.
Biggest drama queen:
Kuzco from the emperor's new groove. Total dramalama.
Biggest male flirt:
Rudolpho the married. Go monogamy.
Biggest female flirt:
Ewelyn the old human cardinal full of wrinkles. Go cougars.
Best NPC:
Kesti!
Weirdest wizard:
Louis. Guy bathes in blood. Must have some serious skin problem.
Nicest wizard:
Louis. He once robbed me of 2500 parchments worth of books. Was kind of him.
Evilest wizard:
Drake - he has a private kangaroo and has trained it to kiss and more.
Quietest wizard:
Abharsair. Ain't seen that chap in ages, y'know.
Most helpful wizard:
Louis. He once robbed me of 2500 parchments worth of books. Was kind of him.
Best area:
Those areas weak newbs can't go to. Damn weak newbs.
Worst area:
Arborea the unfinished with walls leading to areas clearly planned but not yet done. It's a great joke on the judges. YOU COULD HAVE JUDGED ALL THIS BUT WE HAVE NOT CODED IT YET. LUCKER.
Bug I'd give my right kidney to fix:
Trolls critting out and removing my left kidney all the time.
All in all, depressing results. I will need to reevaluate and change how I play accordingly, as I got results on the yearbook where I expected none, and none results where expected. Gregorian yearbook is sirius bisniss.