Ideas we really ought to incorporate to ruin the MUD.

[Zehren]

I will start.

I think it would be a "great" idea to make a guild of physics rappers.

They would get the guild skills of "keepin' the flow", "keepin' to the beat, yo" and "Physicslore".

They would be balanced in that one rapper would be very weak, whereas two (or more) would be very dangerous. They would be pure team combat.

Flower and beater are in a team.

Beater uses command "beatbox nuclear blast".
This creates the basic beat the flower needs to get into the groove. (Is that a thing rappers say? Getting into the groove? "Smooth groove, my homelves"?)

Flower uses command "spew <relevant physics equation for a nuclear blast>".
This automatically creates some sick lyrics about the equation, and some rhymes, and stuff.

Then there is a nuclear blast.

[Zehren]

I think it would be a "great" idea to introduce the race of rabbitlings.

The backstory as follows:

Back during the insect wars, an off-shot group of mages decided that lizards were the wrong thing to morph folks into, and instead took a group of halflings capture to morph them into half-rabbit, half-halflings. Their experiments succeeded, but the results were sooooo cute and fluffy that they were distracted from all other business... Until one of them finally decided to put all the rabbitlings to sleep for a thousand one hundred years or so...

Seeing as the rabbitling project was secret, none had heard of them... Before now, when they suddenly begin appearing.

[arxthas]

Nuclear blast as in "german heavy metal record label"? "Groovy" is a jazz word. It refers to the tracks on the old LP's which the pin/needle goes into. Cool is for example also a jazz word. Birth of the cool, by Miles Davis, eventually leading to mean "trendy" or "hip". Goes well with whores and booze.

And yes, I agree.. It sounds like an awful mixture of music genres leading to devastating nookiliieer results. Not even a half-wabbit could jump off quick enough from that.

But I think I could think up even worse things..

[Zehren]

But I think I could think up even worse things..

I am now having the great expectations

[ganandorf]

Since pick bush now yields "pick what? Your nose?" instead of just the old lockpick pick, could we get a "pick nose" command? Possibly even with "pick nose beladan" option?

You pick your nose, study the bogey for a moment, then fling it away.

You pick Beladan's nose. What the hells is wrong with you?

SKILL: fling SKILL: 10 KNOWLEDGE: 10
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You try to fling a mucousy green projectile at your opponent. It is a blunt attack with various possible side effects. If you hit the eye you have a small chance to blind your opponent for a few seconds. If you hit the mouth you have a small chance of spreading plague.

[Zehren]

PLATEMAIL BIKINIS


WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arxthas]

Desert elves.

[luminier]

Dessert elves. Tasty.

[arxthas]

1. Every time you die you are automatically logged out.
2. An umber hulk that smacks you to death every time you log in.

[Zehren]

Stickmen mobs.

[luminier]

Trap miracle

[Aturshus]

Trap miracle

I'll second that....but isn't this supposed to be things that haven't already been done?

Halfling-Elf relationships..wait. That one's been done too.

Elf-Bollywug relationships.

[ghalt]

Halfling-Elf relationships..wait. That one's been done too.

Elf-Bollywug relationships.

tshaharklings.

[Aslak]

Lags and Bugs as monsters.
If players do not clean them regularly, the mud becomes unplayable.

[Zehren]

Forbidden freaky luuuv XD

[Delia]

Realistically modeled digestive systems for our characters!
You, as a player are responsible for your characters hygiene!
Did not take pants off fast enough?
Now your character is Mister Poop-In-Pants.

[Zehren]

Realistically modeled digestive systems for our characters!
You, as a player are responsible for your characters hygiene!
Did not take pants off fast enough?
Now your character is Mister Poop-In-Pants.

Bob the male example stinks awfully.

[Aturshus]

Alright...that last one gave me a real laugh...I want to see a mud that does that now.

[fernao]

Hehe, and food poisoning, that keeps you in the loo for ages, eh? COOL

[adanath]

bob asks the ghost of Adanath in common: what are you laughing about?
Adanath says in common: Them szszatszszos is eat me body
Bob says in common: that doesn't sound funny at all
Adanath says in common: me eated poiszszson mushroomszsz firszst, now me go killszzss szzszem while szszzsey poopszssz