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" 'How'd you get that scar?' he asked. 'Burnt by soup,' Tret grunted. 'Not every scar is from battle. That's how realistic this world is.'"
Awful Fantasy
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"The darkness enveloped him like a letter being put in an envelope. And he was being mailed off to Deathtown, first class. Postage paid."
This is a beautiful thing and I thank you."In no time he had the sword master on his knees. He was the chosen one. He didn't need to train very much with a sword because of magic."
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"The Seductress rose from the pond. The knight was confused, but since she was naked, he was also aroused. Also because she's a Seductress."
Now I'm going to be reading this all night.
Now I'm going to be reading this all night.

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This is great. Love it!
"The creepy Prince reached out to touch Maria's face. She recoiled, like a hobo being peed upon."
"The creepy Prince reached out to touch Maria's face. She recoiled, like a hobo being peed upon."