Geas

Ok, some router between me an the Geas server has fallen into the ocean, been abducted by aliens, gone out to make a documentary on a tortilla that looks like a tortilla, or is boldly going where no router has gone before and booked a visit to the international space station.

Anyways, what to do!! I'm almost tempted to like... code something! O.O

I know, lets come up with the most creative reason why the router has stopped routing, or doing whatever it is a router actually does!

p.s. If you now give me a lecture on routers you will be in danger of being mocked.

p.p.s. A lot.

We as players are so boring, the router went into a depression and committed suicide.

Jezz thought the router looked like a Taniel and speared it dead

The router wasn't dead at all. It just sent everything via the rift so it took a while for the data to find its way back out again.