Geas

Well, for some reason I've given some people from work one of my e-mail addresses.... given some of the e-mails I've received, that probably wasn't the best of ideas but hey, I'm game, and here's one I just got.

I'm posting it here for a few reasons.

1. I'm bored.
2. You are all so quiet you are boring me.
3. I hate you all.
4. I ran out of beer.
5. That damn kangaroo stole my last beer.
6. My kangaroo is a bastard and I hate him.
7. My kangaroo is not named Skippy, and if he was I'd kill him and make kangaroo burgers.
8. Cause I ran out of things to say.

This was called a Horoscope Test, why I have no idea, the stupid thing only had some crappy pic of a Horoscope on it, and little else to do with Horoscopes, unless you misspell it Horrorscope.

Anyways, answer these questions, be honest, write them down on a piece of paper, then PM me and I'll send you the answers back and see if anything you've said is true to the answers.

Yeah, the answers are pretty generic in some, and would fit to almost anyone if they thought for a moment or two but hey, I said I was bored dammit!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like a big city or a small town?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?


Ok, write your answers down, PM me and I'll forward the answers, or I'll burp at you if I find more beer.

Once you check your responses against the answers, you can let everyone know in this thread how it went, was it accurate, or total BS?

Since I hate Drake as much as he hates me, I decided to actually play along. He then sent me horoscope test, and those are my comments to his answers:

1) Now I'm dead, thanks Drake.

2) I am not! I'm peaceful and sweet (*hints at the most adorable wizard award*)

3) I wish.

4) Yeah, I wish. But very doubtful.

5) Extremely doubtful.

6) This chunk of wisdom falls into the category of "Well, duh!"

7) Holy cow! I need a bigger house for my next party.

8) Alright, that one is actually correct. (*whistles the tune of Indiana Jones*)

9) Hmm, maybe.

Well, if that didn't make sense then you have to request your own from Drake. But don't pay him anything, because his oracle skills suck.

Seems I should log off and make sure I don't miss the love of my life, who I should find before the end of the year!

Or maybe I'm just too laid back to bother.