Geas

The only reasons we are not picking on Vurdijak (with his obviously flaming avatar) or Stilgar (everyone knows about this guy anyways) is because they are still members here. Lets not forget Naga as well. If I remember a post from earlier, he said he gets mistaken as a girl from behind all the time? I hope I worded that wrong, because................

And enough.

The reason Crusaders are chaste is because Axstream is gay.

It sounds like you didn't hear about the Axstream and Rex love affair.

Anyway.

Moral of the story:

Female elves are hot and everyone wants them. Except gay dwarves.

im gonna have to jump right in and disagree with u there tessa. something about their pointy ears and oddly slender bodies just turns me right off lol. they make cool assassin/ninja types i concede that, but hot/sexy? iunno not rly to me anyways... i like normal human girls.

Someone chime in and get my back here.

I don't want to be the only one with a female elf fetish.

umm...er... elves arent my thing, halflings more like it, i can carry them around, like all the time, 24/7

umm...er... elves arent my thing, halflings more like it, i can carry them around, like all the time, 24/7

Pfft... no one hit on Triska nor carried her about and if you try ganandorf she will poke you in the eye she likes her feet firmly on the ground she is blonde and dizzy enough already!!

No one will try anything with Triska because they don't want an angry Raggles on their rear when he comes back.

Tessa and Devi are hot female elves, but have some love for female humans. I only met Avisa briefly, but damn. Then again, Tessa had a kid, right? Well, that's gone now.

Olrane wrote:Tessa and Devi are hot female elves, but have some love for female humans. I only met Avisa briefly, but damn. Then again, Tessa had a kid, right? Well, that's gone now.

Stretchmarks.....*MOAN*

Give her some character

Tessa needs character? when did this happen?

Olrane wrote:Tessa and Devi are hot female elves, but have some love for female humans. I only met Avisa briefly, but damn.

Avisa, Omen, and Elythien were quite the femme fatales in their day, but age does not treat humans well.

Then again, Tessa had a kid, right? Well, that's gone now.

Whee! Immunity! Except people come after her anyway. The child is already roughly 18 and living on his own now.

Since everybody knows now...
I hope im doing a good job

Is ganon a darkelf now?

whoa wait wait, i thought ganon was a crusader

You guys suck, I hate you.

Esquire, Ganon "the canon" Corpsehugger, Bishop of Evren

Archbishop of evren*** thank you very much

High Elder I believe, actually.

anything higher than bishop
*spit spit spit*

You mean anything higher than Elder.