My version would be...
basement of the hut...
Many bronze coins, a chainmail, a huge heap of copper coins, a corpse of a
boring agressive male celeb, two disgusting mean female celeb corpses, two
disgusting mean male journalist corpses, a corpse of a growling menacing female
journalist, a corpse of a smelly brutal female saleswoman, four smelly brutal male
postman corpses, two stinking cruel female conductor corpses, two yawning
sinister female janitor corpses, a corpse of an angry nasty female girlfriend,
a corpse of an angry nasty male neighbour, two annoyed mad female collegue
corpses, a crude longsword, a helmet, eleven iron daggers, five iron
shortswords, six leather jackets, a left chain boot, a left chain gauntlet,
an old dirty helmet, six pairs of leather leggings, five pairs of leather
thigh-guards, a right chain boot, a right chain gauntlet, a scaled horned
nibbler head, six sharp long razors, a small bone key and five studded
leather jackets.
